Welcome to the new home of
Saddam Hussein.

I'm out of a job now, so please buy something here to help me restart my weapons program! Thank you.

Things you can buy to help me out. No Iraqi money please... just good old greenbacks!

I sure had fun in this war.

Here are some funny movies about war.

Gotta love it.

I really need the money... I had to leave home in a hurry, and I left home without my American Express... and Visa, and Mastercard.....

Buy these newspapers -- they will probably mention Saddam Husseinn and Iraq quite a lot.