- Ok, ok, first let’s explain the weird origins of this story. A long time ago, me and my friend were preparing a ‘pink haired jrockers list’, a concoction that sprung up to disprove the common myth that there are, and have been, only two pink-haired jrockers. (I think I was really bored in class once…..) Anyway, we ended up getting about 20 people or more. At that time, to shut my sister up (this 14-year-old SM freak) I was writing a story about Sugizo and Ryuichi. Somehow, and I really can’t remember this part, it turned into this story where every jrocker who has or has had pink hair is a demon! (like Sugi) or an angel. Oh and by the way, I didn’t put in everyone on the list. There’s at least 5 I can think of that aren’t in it……hehe……

- The purpose of this story was to annoy her (and some other people) So, I put in all the couples she hates, like Ken/Gackt, and I made all of Malice Mizer, her favourite band, real losers. So, I don’t really hate these people, or like these couples! They suck!

- This was mostly written in my Japanese class at school (a waste of time! Usually I do my maths homework in jap class), so I wasn’t really paying attention which explains the even-worse-than-usual grammar and spelling errors.

Anyway, I’ll make this glossary short.

Discussing world politics: having sex, or anything that leads up to having sex. Originated from one of my sister’s comics. Don’t ask.

Monkey Doll: Um…..how can I explain? My sister draws a picture of Luna Sea, but the paper’s too small, so she can’t fit in Ryu. So she draws Sugi holding this little toy monkey. Um, somehow this developed into this really unhealthy Ryu obsession, in which she draws little monkeys everywhere, carries around this stuffed monkey toy (and sleeps holding it), eats bananas, and is currently begging me to take her to the zoo. No, I’m not making any of this up. She also drew a picture on my bedroom wall of Ryu chained up and Sugi hitting him with a whip……but that’s another story.

The Pixie: Man, just don’t ask. Originally Yukihiro, cos my sis thought he looked like a pixie. Now it’s just………the pixie.