Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word
"fuck".
It is one magical word, which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate .
In language "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, as both transitive (John fucked Mary) and
intransitive passive (Mary was fucked by John), as well as reflexive (go fuck yourself); it can also be used as an adjective
(Mary is fucking beautiful).
As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck".
This unique word can be used to describe many situations :
GREETINGS : |
"How the fuck are you?" |
INCOMPETENCE : |
"He fucked up everything" |
FRAUD : |
"I got fucked by the car dealer" |
DISPLEASURE : |
"I fucking hate this shit" |
DISMAY : |
"Oh, fuck it" |
SURPRISE : |
"What the fuck is going on here" |
ANGER : |
"I am so fucking pissed" |
LOST : |
"Where the fuck are we?" |
TROUBLE : |
"Well, I guess I'm fucked now" |
DISBELIEF : |
"Un-fucking-believable" |
AGGRESSION : |
"Fuck you" |
REFUSAL : |
"Fuck that shit" |
DISGUST : |
"Fuck me" |
INTERJECTION : |
"Fucker!" |
CONFUSION : |
"What the fuck?" |
INSULT : |
"Butt-fucker" |
DIFFICULTY : |
"I don't understand this fucking business" |
DRUNKENNESS : |
"I was so fucked up" |
DESPAIR : |
"Fucked again" |
IGNORANCE : |
"Fuck if I know" |
RELIGION : |
"Oh my fucking God!" |
HAPPINESS : |
"Fuck Yeah!" |
INDIFFERENCE : |
"I don't give a fuck" |
It can be used in an anatomical description (He's a fucking ass-hole).
It can be used to tell the time (It's five fucking thirty).
It can be used in business (How the fuck did I wind up with this fucking job?).
It can be maternal (Motherfucker).
It can be political (Fuck Tip O'Neill).
It can be used to replace the often too commonly used "shit".
And never forget General Custer's last words : "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima : "What the fuck was that?"
And, last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic : "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
Note : if you don't like this list, you can go fuck yourself!
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