Here is a light-hearted look at Evangelion by none other than Trinity from the messageboards. If you have any queries about it, please e-mail her here. Please enjoy. :)
Neon Genesis Evangelion
There’s the Three Children,
Asuka, Shinji and Rei,
Who always save the day.
From angels who want to be
The first to destroy Tokyo 3.
The children’s plug suits are sophisticated,
Although Shinji’s and Rei’s Evas are outdated.
Misato’s the Operations Director
Who used to love Kaji a long time ago.
After Second Impact,
When there was no more snow.
Kaji’s the cool guy who never shaves,
Growing his melons
An egotistical jerk is how he behaves.
Ritsuko’s a scientist
With blonde puffy hair,
She’s got something for Gendo,
But he doesn’t really care.
Gendo is Shinji’s father,
Who wears dark glasses.
He should be carted off to the loony bins,
For he can’t be forgiven for his numerous sins.
All the children have friends from their school,
Toji always acts like a fool.
Hikari is Asuka’s friend; she’s a bit barmy,
But then again Kensuke enjoys playing army!
The Three Stooges are made up of Toji, Kensuke and Shinji,
Asuka and Hikari, when they see them always begin whingeing and whingeing.
Huga, Maya and another weird guy,
Are great with computers,
But seem a bit shy.
Around Commander Ikari that is;
No one’s presence is scarier than his.
The Neon Genesis team are one of the best,
When it comes to fighting angels,
They know more than the rest.
But then again the secrets that are hidden,
Inside the walls of NERV,
Should be forbidden
From this earth
Due to the amount of their evil girth.
But how could this show ever be complete,
Without silent Rei, who doesn’t eat meat?
Or Shinji and his overall look,
Or Misato who’s an awful cook?
Or Asuka and her annoying voice,
Or Kensukewho, if he could have a choice
Would be an Eva pilot for sure.
Or Hikari who makes more
Lunch for her and Touji as well.
Or Ritsuko and her twisted love of Gendo and cats
Or Gendo himself who’s a bit like a bat.
Especially without Kaji and his horrible stubble!
Without these characters there would be no trouble.
On the Geofront or Tokyo 3
That’s what makes up Neon Genesis Evangelion for me!
Written by Trinity!
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