How to rid one's self of that pesky magician*. ^_^ HAVE A FUN TIME WARDING OFF YOUR MAGICIAN!! ^_^
By Taiko
*Not to be confused with fun, amusing magicians like Taiko in any way.
STEP ONE:: A Inherant Power of the Eye
Make eye contact often and for very long periods of time. The proper scowl is vital. Practice with a mirror - don't try to hard. Wrinkly noses are a sure sign of this. If trouble ensues, resort to bending the head down and looking up while frowning. Always quite scary. Feel free to growl. An occasional hiss can be very effective if not over done.
STEP TWO:: A Power to be Feared
Now that your hate is made known, your wrath must become something to be feared. A great way to accomplish this is to leave bent spoons laying around. Stain your rings a deep red. Torture stuffed animals horribly and leave their body parts strewn about. Put a gun with the phrase "I hate you, you bastard magician, fucking DIE" etched into the side. Consider writing this on the ceiling.
STEP THREE:: Apologize
Sooner or later, you mom (or whoever brought the magician into your life) will likely address this behavior. Cry and say "I'm sorry, I hate him so much" while holding a knife. They'll be too scared of what you'll do to ever allow the magician back.