Episode 75: Future Shocked
Today on Sailor
Moon, we traveled through time! Ooooh!
? We
also got to see some nice profile shots of Captain Sexy!
I don't remember
any side views of Darien...
?
That's because I'm not talking about that lifeless drone! I'm talking
about Sapphire!!
Hey!
Speaking of drones, where's Amy?
Oh, she's
trying to figure out how two sailor moons (the same person) can exist at
the same time without either of them blowing up.
Well, all
this physics talk is way over my head! Sailor Moon Sez...
Wait a minute!
This isn't about physics!
Sure it is!
It deals with physical matter.
...
Heeheehee,
See ya!
Episode 76: The Legend of the Negamoon
Wow!
How cool, I'm the future Queen of the Earth!
?
I just don't understand why your stupid Tuxedo Mask couldn't even recognize
his own annoying voice this whole time.
Waaaaaaah!
Mia!
I demand you show some respect to your future rulers!
Yeah! (sob)
That's why Sapphire likes EMERALD! Ha!
?
That dirty ho! She doesn't know how lucky she has it. But,
at least I learned that having a third eye isn't so bad, I mean sure, I
may not have many friends, but now I know I can use it to blast and hypnotize
things! ^_^
Um...Sailor
Moon sez, heeheehee, See ya!
Episode 77: Jealousy's Just Reward
Ok, who here
knew this episode was gonna be about Emerald from the cheesy cliched title?
We
thought it was gonna have a cameo of Mia!
Hey, where's
Amy?
Last time
I checked, she was still working on the future Sailor Moon thing
Thank goodness
Emerald is gone. I was sick of her hyena laugh.
?
I was just sick of HER. Now I have Sapphire all to myself!
Well HURRY
UP and get him! I'm tired of you interrupting me all the time!
Sailor Moon Says...This is my page, dammit!
Episode 78: Birth of the Wicked Lady
In today's
episode, we learned the benefits of manipulating children. If I had
known that earlier, I would have made Sammy-
? Wait
a minute, PUNK!! Did you say this is your webpage? I
OWN you, dammit!
Just a side
note to you DiC feds out there, she doesn't really mean that.
Heeheeheehee!
? I
can make you say whatever I want!
Hahahahaha!
? What's
so funny?
Luna said
Dic!
What?
I've said DiC many times before and you didn't even notice!
AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Sailor Moon Sez...Dic! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Episode 79: Brotherly Love
There will be no Sailor Moon Sez today. Instead, we will have a moment of silence to mourn the lost of our good sexy friend, Sapphire.
Episode 80: Diamond in the Rough
Well Mia,
we sure learned that having a third eye has it's drawbacks too. It
makes you die lonely! AHAHAHAHA!
Where'd she
go?
She's gone.
Yeah.
She sees no purpose in appearing anymore since poor Sapphire died.
Wow, where
have you guys been? Hey, where's Amy?
Maybe she's
still trying to figure out that whole time travel thing.
Actually,
Mia was using that as a sorry excuse because she forgot to upload Mercury's
picture onto her new computer, which is why it took these episodes so long
to get on this page. Besides, Sailor Mercury sucks anyway.
Oh I agree,
but...(Yawn) All this computer jargon talk is making me sleepy.
Sailor Moon Sez...zzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzz
Episode 81: Final Battle
Wow!
Today off-camera, I decided to try a little Herbal Essence before battling.
And Boy did it pay off! Oooh Ahh! Oops, the effect still hasn't
worn off yet.
You know,
DiC needs to come up with more clever titles, I mean-
Darien said
Dic...Ooooh AAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhh! I mean...hehehehe.
Oh shut
up Tuxedo ASS! You proved once again that you are worthless and pathetic!
You're more help not showing up at all! Your stupid roses-
Ooooooooooh
AAAAAAAhhhhhh! I mean stop it! You're talking like HER.
Show some respect! Anyway, it was so sad leaving Reenie today.
I might not see her again for years!
Oh, I have
a feeling it will be sooner than that.
Ooooooooooh
YEEEESSSSSSSSSS YESSSSS YESSSSS! I mean...Sailor Moon Sez...OOOOOOH
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! I mean...oh forget it.
Episode 82: Follow the Leader
Today's episode
wasn't really an episode.
Yeah, it
was nothing but stock footage played to cheesy background music.
Hey!
Don't sweat it guys! Thats so they can build up the anticipation
for the next episode! Did you see that guy, and those other Sailor
Scouts?
Oh I know!
That guy looked like Melvin, and I wanna find out who those scouts are.
They've been haunting my dreams for quite awhile now.
Really?
COOL! Then I can't wait til next week's episode! I wanna see
what this suspense is all about! Sailor Moon Says...See ya!
Unfortunately, there isnt another Sailor Moon Says for the next episode.
You see, DiC sucks DiC, and they gave up on the project. But maybe
Sailor Mia can fix this problem. My next project is to finish off
ALL the Sailor Moon Series. But, I will tell you now, that will take
much more longer than it took for me to get this 2nd page up. See,
I can't have a TV in college for my first 2 years. So I will only
be able to do episodes sparatically. (No, I can't download them either).
So thank you for being so patient for this season. I hope you're
just as patient while I finish up this project. Thanks again for
all the positive e-mails and guestbook signatures. The first page
was dedicated to my close friends, but this second page is dedicated to
you guys, the ones who so kindly encouraged me to keep going. Thank
you so much! Hopefully I'll be back soon!
Sailor Mia Sez...See ya!
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