What the--?
Where the SKA*OTS came from, like a bat outta hell

Once upon a time, there were five little freshmen girls who were so happy. Their names were Chrissy, Liz, Angelica, Jes, Katie, and Lisa, and they were so happy.
One day, four of these little girls started poking smot, and they were so happy.
Two of them said "no-no, poking smot is wrong, I won't do that" and they were still so happy.
One of these smot pokers said to another smot poker one day "we should start a little club, the Skanky Potheads!" and she was so happy.
The other said "well, shouldn't we shorten it?" ever so happily.
"Well," the first smot poker said "Let's try... Potty Skanks!"
"No," said the other. "try,.. Skank Pots!"
"No, not quite right just yet," said the first poker. "I got it! SkaOts!"
"Yes! That's it!" said the other poker, and they were EXTREMELY happy.
They ran to the others and told them the name, and they were very happy. Thus, the SKAOTS began.

So really all we are is a group of riri teenagers who toke around and laugh a whole fucking lot. Except for some of us, who are still stuck in freshman year. But we go on with it... We live,... we die... we laugh,... we cry... we toke... we poke.... we smoke... and we joke... wow I'm a fucking poet. Jesus christ! That's almost as good as "goodbye good luck get high get fuct" but hey nothing will ever outdo that.