A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner

with her parents. Since this  is such a big event, the girl announces to

her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make LOVE

for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,

so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist

helps the boy for nearly an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to

know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy

how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy  insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy,

it being his first time and all... That night, the boy shows up at the girl's

parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for

you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the

dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say

grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down. Three minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after five minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and

whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious. " The boy

turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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