Saturn vs. Verdun
Verdun's lively music is played by the band as he strolls to the ring like he didn't have a care in the world, with a wooden crate in his arms, full of various "Naga smashing" toys. He slides into the ring and begins to speak before everyone, while setting down the wooden crate. "Who here is eager to see me knock this Naga around tonight?!?" The crowd just looks at him, then they look at each other, then let out a small roundive applause. The band begins to play something as Saturn slithers out, with a table on his back, but he holds up a brick in front of them, and they scaredly stop playing. Verdun is still looking at the crowd, jabbering, and Saturn come up next to the ring, and pulls the table off of his back, and heaves it over at Verdun with an incredible force, and Verdun turns around just in time to put his arms up as the table smacks him to the mat. Saturn slides in just as the match starts.
Saturn comes towards Verdun with a brick hastily, but Verdun grabs his crate from the behind the table that hit him, and stands up and pops the naga on the head just as he gets to him. Saturn staggers backwards, and hurls the brick at Verdun's chest area. Verdun moves just in time to avoid getting whacked by the brick. Saturn, hissing with anger, slaps the table into Verdun's legs as he topples over the top of it. Saturn reaches down and picks up Verdun, and lifts him up for a powerbomb onto the table, but Verdun quickly reverses this into a face buster. Verdun smiles at the naga shaking his head, and he reaches into his box o' goodies and pulls out a long bamboo pole, and whacks it over Saturn's back. Saturn screeches and falls down again, as he recieves another smack on his back from the bamboo, as it shatters into splinters all over the ring. Verdun lifts up the heavy cracked table, and sets it on Saturn. Saturn wriggles around, looking dazed, as Verdun goes to the top turnbuckle. He leaps into the air, going for the Saké Hangover. Just as he is about to hit the table, Saturn surprisingly pushes the table up with his hands, making IT crash into Verdun. Verdun winces and falls to the mat, holding his ankles, as Saturn throws the table aside, hovering over Verdun. Saturn reaches into Verdun's box and pulls out a mildy-heavy looking log from it. Saturn holds it up above his head, and goes to smash it over Verdun's back. Verdun rolls away, suddenly not holding his ankles, and sticks his legs out and trips Saturn into the turnbuckle, and Saturn's face hits the log too. Saturn falls backwards as Verdun falls too, again holding his ankles. Blood can be seen all over Saturn's face as he lays on his back, and Verdun finishes rubbing his ankles and gets up again. Saturn doesn't seem to be moving. so Verdun gets back up to the turnbuckle, making sure that the log is on Saturn's neck. He wastes no time in pulling off the Saké Hangover, but landing in on Saturn's chest. He rolls Saturn into a pin, pressing the log onto his neck firmly. He awaits the count as it goes 1.....2....-NO! Saturn kicks out of the intellectual pin and pushes Verdun off of him. Saturn picks up the log with very little effort, with extreme rage in his eyes, and slams it down onto Verdun's back while he is about to turn around. Verdun yelps and spins around again, and tumbles over. Saturn picks up the stunnded Verdun, and whips him at the table laying on its side across the ring. Verdun's body crashes into the table right-shoulder first as it breaks in half when it meets the ropes, and Verdun's limp body just lays there. Saturn slithers over to Verdun, and picks him up, and sets him against the turnbuckle. Saturn gives him the Slash of Doom, but instead of ripping into his chest, he punctures Verdun's chest, lifts him up, and lets him drop back onto a half of the table. Verdun "Oofs" when he hits it, and falls to the side. Verdun, slightly awakened by the drop, feeling the blood ooze from his chest, and seeing the blood of the naga on his arms, cracks a table leg from the table as Saturn moves in on him. Saturn picks up Verdun, not seeing the table leg in his hand, and goes for a vertical suplex. But while Saturn has Verdun in the air, Verdun whacks the naga on the head violently with the table leg as Saturn drops him into the suplex. Saturn, too angry to realize his pain, bleeds some more and staggers over to Verdun. Verdun looks up at Saturn, too dazed to think of a plan to take down the naga. Saturn grabs Verdun by the neck, and lift him into the air, and holds him up for the crowd to see his bleeding body. He twirls around once, and choke slams Verdun into the crate that he brought, shattering the crate and Verdun now bleeding from the back too, hits all his weapons. Saturn sees the brick he threw outside the ring, and slithers out to go get it. When he returns, Verdun is making an attempt to stand. Saturn roars and beats his chest, and whacks Verdun in the left shoulder with the brick, and a loud CRACK is heard. Verdun once again winces and yelps and moans with pain, and topples over. Saturn breaks off another leg of the table, and sets it on Verdun's neck as a sort of payback for the log. Saturn leans over Verdun, and presses the leg into his neck, while his big hands cover his neck and chest. Verdun just looks up blankly, his face turning red, as the bells sounds after the 1-2-3 is counted.
Winner: Saturn via choke pin in 16:27