Welcome to Bodgeria, the land of grass and a tree! I will be your tour guide as you sample some of the cultural delights that my wonderful country has to offer. While you are here we recommend
you stay at the Bodgearse lodge, one of the country's finer establishments. Or, you could go to the tourist centre to get more information about bodgeria's history and geographical location. Of course, for any first time tourist it's a must to visit the town square to see what's happening. You can even talk to some other tourists like yourself by messageboard! Then again, no visit to Bodgeria would be complete without paying your respects at the shrine to BoB, our local god. You don't know him? Hmmm. I thought everybody knew BoB. Where did you say you were from? Never mind. Nothing appeal? Maybe the Bodgerian anthem will give you a little inspiration. It goes like this:
Bodgeria! Bodgeria!
It's really really good!
Bodgeria! Bodgeria!
I'd really like some wood!
Come ye to Bodgeria,
The land of grass and a tree!
Come ye to Bodgeria!
The population's three!
(repeat chorus)
Come ye to Bodgeria!
It is so very small.
Come ye to Bodgeria!
But soon we'll take it all!
(Repeat Chorus)
We thank BoB for Bodgeria!
All each and ev'ry day.
We thank BoB for Bodgeria! and in our prayers we say...
(repeat chorus x2, REALLY LOUD!)
Anyway, if that doesn't tickle your fancy you could
just retire to your room and read the Bodgerian
Times, the official newspaper of Bodgeria. Or new to Bodgeria, the official message board! Come and write on it so many generations will know of your legacy.
So, what do you want to do?
Go to the Lodge
Go to the tourist centre
Go to the town square
Go to the shrine
Read the paper NEW!!! Updated!!
Go to the NEW OFFICAL Bodgerian Message Board!!!
Thank You For Visiting Bodgeria. This is mainly a site for my friends and I but anyone is welcome. If you come across a bad link or another problem please E-mail me. If you have a question for Uncle Mikey please E-mail me. If you just want to crap on please E-mail me. If you are lonely and want a friend, E-mail me. If you are suicidal, it's probably best not to E-mail me. GET HELP!Acknowledgements to Jono, the founder of Bodgeria. Thanks for all your work Jono. Also, thanks to all who have helped, have their material on this site, or just gave us ideas. Thanks be to BoB. By the way, the music to the Bodgerian anthem does exist and if you ask Jono really nicely, he might give you it. I could put a link on here and let you download it, but I can't be stuffed.
