Excel Saga by Rikudou Koushi: Serialized in Young King Comics

Excel Saga Manga Translation version 1.0

Inside of front cover and then page 187 and beyond

Inside Cover
Author: Rikudou Koushi
Rikudou: Hello, my name is Rikudou Koushi and I've released my first volume.  Pleased to
       meet you!
#2: You're pretty skilled.  Beast drawings, beast.
Rikudou: Hi, exiled from earth Fist #2-kun.  Isn't this not the type of place for your type
     of people?
#2: You too, can still make it, c'mere.  Ok?
Rikudou: Ha ha ha, funny things slip out of the mouths of foolish people.  Where is here?
#2: A good place......
Beast author: Fist #2
*The author wishes to say Rikudou Koushi and Fist #2 are not the same person.

P. 187
Character Introduction No. Many
Their names are in English right above the Japanese, so no need to translate.  But "Tooru"
       means "go through" and Sumiyoshi's first name, Daimaru, means "Big Round"
Sumiyoshi: ...We
Sumiyoshi: Are a bunch huh?

P. 188
Rikudou Koushi
My Personal Scenery
We're Incomparable
The person who helps me every time.
Mouthless Assistant #87
*He gives me the video on a specific day.
Mr. 87: Please record it.
*hands tape over
*tape reads "Kodomo no Omocha"
He's kind of shy to ask.
We like and dislike similar things.
Mr. 87: Don't you have to draw a tank there?
Rikudou: Don't have to.
Mr. 87: What about St. Tail?
Rikudou: I said I don't have to.
*Good
The worst thing that happened to me recently was my nephew unintentionally hit him.
*thumbtack
Nephew: Mama!  Uncle's weird!
*running footsteps
There was nothing I could do.
*same age

We're Obsessed
A story about a good game I bought.
Ah
*Tomb Raiders
Rikudou: A woman?  Is this character even human?
Then the character suddenly
DIED
Quite easily and looked like raw food.
Rikudou: Death by falling.
Rikudou: Death by drowning.
Rikudou: Death by exploding.
->Joints all messed up
Fell to death
Sea of blood
666: Funny!
*chuckle
Rikudou: Fun!
*chuckle
666: Hey, buy a playstation.
We play the game until morning.
Killed while trying to escape
*twinkle
Aah, it's nowhere near as good as FF.
*Get to work

P. 189
*Next episode preview
Excel: Let's go!
Excel: To the sky*!! (Excel says "sky" but the kanji are for "outer space")
*clench
You're not going
A Mysterious Syndicate Appears In Front of Ideal Driving Force Organization Across!
...And then, the two forces
Now cross paths!
Iwata: Let's run!
Watanabe: To our tomorrow!!
*DASH
*You don't have one
Anyway, you can try!
Book 1 End