Gotan

What if, during the Majin Buu saga Goku had to fuse with somebody else other than Vegeta? Then we wouldn't have the awesome Vegetto, even if he only existed for a very short while. But how would it affect the people closest to him if he had had to fuse with Mr.Satan to form Mr.Son Gotan, Gotan for short (assuming that he had managed to save the world, and all is safe and well again). Gotan revealed his identity to his friends and family, and this is their reaction...

Gohan: I was going to ask Videl to be my girlfriend...

Videl: Gohan... (sounding very hopeful)

Gohan: ...but now she's my sister I'm not going to touch her..

Videl: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (running away sobbing)

Vegeta: The reason I hated Kakarotto was not just because he was stronger than me, he was also taller and better looking. But now I let go of my hate because although he's still stronger and taller than me, at least he's uglier...

Bulma: I secretly wanted Goku once, but now I'm never going to look at another man other than my Vegeta...

Bulma & Vegeta: ...mmm...let's go make another baby...

(Bulma and Vegeta went off and made another baby.)

ChiChi: Goku, is that you? NOOO!!!!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!! (faints)

Goten: Nobody will ever say I look exactly like my father again...

Kuririn: Goku... you're still my best friend, no matter what you look like--

#18: --especially now that you're rich and famous. Now give me my 20 million zeni or I'll blow your cover at the Bodoukai.

Satan City is renamed Gotan City. Gotan became the new hero of Earth (at least this time he really is strong enough to protect Earth) and everybody lived happily (most of them anyway) ever after.

*The end*

Note: Gotan does not exist in DBZ so I don't suppose he belongs to Akira Toriyama, but I can't really say he's mine either. If anybody's already thought him up before I wrote this fic, I didn't mean to infringe on anybody's copyrights. Please let me know before I get in trouble...

The above picture was taken with permission from The Real Deal: A Mr.Satan Shrine. To the webmaster, thanks for letting me use the pic.

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