Alright you who stayed on for the second episode I really hope that you enjoyed the first one. Anyway Tabris Enterprises presents once again... *************************************************************** Theme Song: "Supermodel" by Jill Sobule E V A L E S S Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever pt. 1 In the girl's locker room: "Wow, the guys are taking you two to see the Evas. I sure wish I could go." said Akemi. "Why don’t you ask one of the boys to take you Akemi?" asked Hikari. "Oh, I couldn’t ask any of the boys. They all’d just laugh at me. I'm too tall." Akemi explained. "Nah! Who do you like Akemi?" Asuka inquired. "Well I...uh..really...like...uh... Aida." Akemi answered. "What did you say?" Asuka bellowed. "I LIKE AIDA KENSUKE. Okay is that loud enough for you?" Akemi shot back. Asuka fell to the floor laughing. "You like military boy?" Asuka asked. "Yeah, he’s so smart and his glasses make him look really buisnessy. I think the way he wears his uniform is really different." Akemi said. "I take it you’ve thought about this alot?" Asuka said slyly. "Yeah, but a boy like that probably wouldn’t want to be with someone like me." "Look girl i’ll do you a favor if you stop the act of insanity. I’ll get Aida to take you with us." "You will Hikari, Arigatou! But why?" Akemi asked. "I know Kensuke will like to go with you, or any girl. I here he's like a big Sailor Moon fan, maybe you should get your hair done like Usagi’s, I mean you have enough of it." Hikari said. Upstairs in the lunch room: "Touji, this trip is going to be monster" Hikari says. "Say Horaki thanks for hooking me up wit Akemi she’s really cute." Kensuke says. "There’ll be six of us. That’s alot, how are we gonna get there?" Hikari asks. "Easily babe we’ll take the train." "Hey, watch who you call babe Aida, she’s my woman." Touji yells at his friend. "You guys are going to see the Evas in Osaka?" Rei says walking over to the lunch table where Shinji, Touji, Kensuke, Akemi, Asuka and Hikari are sitting at. "Yeah" Hikari says while feeding Touji some of her lunch. "It’ll be major fun, I just hope it won’t get to boring." Akemi says from sitting on top of Kensuke’s lap. "Young lady is this school having a shortage on chairs?" says a voice that’s young but stern. "Um...I’m not sure exactly I could find out for you if...oh!" Akemi says realizing that Principle Aoba is referring to her sitting on top of Kensuke’s lap. "Who are you kid a teacher or maybe even the principle?" Rei said giggling sarcastically. "As a matter of fact young lady I am the principle and you just bought your self a one-way ticket into clean up duty." said the young man. "Somebody else has already been assigned clean-up duty as a punishment in my class." Rei said back slyly. "So, you must be Rei Ayanami freshman of class 2-A, you just got here today so i’ll let this incident slide but be warned now, I’ll be watching you. As you were children." Principle Shigeru Aoba said as walking away. "Who is he calling a child he looks like he’s only a couple of years older than us, I thought he was a junior or senior." Rei said. "As you were children?" Kensuke mocked. "Hey, don't mock the principle, idiot" Hikari said knocking Kensuke in the back of the head. Kensuke rubbed his new sore. "Hikari, I think you might have been hanging out with Asuka a bit too long." "Shut-up, Dumpkoff!" Hikari and Asuka said in unison. "But anyway how do I get into this Osaka field trip." Rei said happily. "Oh, you’re going to be there to huh pervert?" Rei said meanly. "I’m uh sorry about earlier I uh..." "Shut-up Shinji, Asuka said cutting him off, When are you going to stop picking on him?" Asuka yelled. "You really are getting a kick out of defending him does that make you feel important?" Rei asked smirking. "Listen up you two, Rei you apologize to Shinji and let this morning go and Asuka to show that you forgive her go find someone for her to go to the concert with." Hikari said putting the two girls in their place. "Why should I?" the girls said in unison. "Enough," Hikari said taking control of the situation, "Asuka at least find out if Ayanami would like to go with someone specific?" "As If!" Asuka shot back. "Why should I should I try to help wonder girl here get a boyfriend?" "Well now that you mention it I do have my eyes on that tall boy who’s boyfriend you were fighting with earlier is kinda hot." Rei said gleefully. "Oh, so you have the hots for Ngumo huh?" Hikari said playfully. "Yeah he’s really cute and his butt is really firm I just..." "Excuse me!, Touji said interrupting Rei, were eating here." "You know what Suzuhara, shut-up and it’s time I put that idle butt of yours to work, when we get back to class change the water in the flower bases." Hikari said meanly "She’s mean!" Touji said to Kensuke while having his ear pulled by Hikari. "Alright wonder girl i’ll talk to Ngumo, hell maybe he’s not gay." Asuka said. "I don’t understand why everyone keeps saying that." Shinji said meekly. "HELLO, don’t you always see how they are always touching each other. I say that YOU have a better chance of going out with him than Rei. "Just what are you insinuating huh Asuka?" Rei asked curiously. "I mean that I wish you the best of luck girl." Asuka said. "Whatev!" Rei said adjusting her tie and getting up to leave. The next day: "I don’t know Asuka if I can afford it. My parents just finished redoing our kitchen and bathrooms I’m not sure if they can give me the money." Ngumo informed. "Oh, come on i’ll make sure you have enough money to get in." Asuka said. "How?" Ngumo asked puzzled. "Simple, i’ll just have Hikari send a letter to your parents saying it’s a school trip." Asuka said slyly. "That’s kinda cold." Ngumo said quietly. "Look don’t worry about the money, will you take wonder girl or not?" Asuka asked. "Wonder girl is an American comic character. If you’re referring to Rei sure she’s hot." Ngumo said. The Next Day:(Day before the concert) "So, it’s all set honey me, you, Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Ngumo, Kensuke and Akemi are going to take the train. "Akemi is staying at my house so I can do her hair and stuff." Hikari let out. "What about your friend the deviless? "If you’re referring to Asuka then i’m doing her hair later on tonight." Hikari said. "But I thought I could come over." "Your parents won’t be home until 8:30." Touji whined "Sorry cutie tonight’s a girls night only." Hikari said. "Kinky!" Touji smirked out. "No pervert there ‘ill be plenty of time for things like that on the train ride. Hell it’s 6 and a half hour ride." Hikari said. The two students started to notice their friends coming in and realized that school would be starting soon. They knew they would have to face the taunts from their classmates and teacher about being alone in the class all morning long. They also knew that they had not done anything. No matter how badly their hormones fought against them they were intent on saving their first experience with each other until they were out of high school. Four long years they would wait. They both knew it would be worth it though. Later at Touji’s house Ngumo asked Suzuhara the weirdest question. "Touji, you’re cool and you seem pretty smart. Do you think i’m gay?" The question made Touji spit out his soda. "What do you mean?" Touji said in a very squeaky voice. "My best friend is gay. I always feed into the way when he touches me or something. I’m really close to him. I would probably even let myself be killed for him." Ngumo explained. "Naah, you’re just really good friends. Hell i’d give my left arm and leg for Ikari or Aida." Touji said. "I understand that, but I feel like Rei is my last chance at heterosexuality." Ngumo said. " That's kinda pathetic. Are you kidding alot of the girls like you. Especially when you went to go comfort Furisawa, girls like mushy shit like that." Touji declarated. "Damn I hope so." Ngumo said. Over at the Horaki resident: "Mom! could you lend me the blonde hair dye?" Hikari bellowed. Suddenly a young looking woman with short brown hair walked into the bathroom carrying the bottle of dye. "What are you girls doing in here?" the woman asked. "Nothing Mrs. Horaki." said Akemi. "You don’t have to call me ‘Mrs. Horaki’ it’s girls night in you can call me by my first name Maya. Hikari you can call me mom." Maya said playfully. "I sure hope he likes this." Akemi said sighing. "You’re doing it for a boy huh what we women won’t do to impress others." Maya said sighing. "Hikari, Honey I’m Home!" said a loud male voice from the entrance of the house. "Speaking of the devil." Maya said quietly. "Daddy!!!" Hikari screeched while jumping up and running out of the bathroom. "How’s daddy's little girl?" the man asked his daughter. "Fine, dad this is my friend Akemi, Akemi this is my dad." Akemi said "Konichi wa." while bowing she could tell by looking at the man that he was at least 2 maybe 3 times Maya’s age. She could tell specifically by his very gray hair. "How was work dear?" Maya asked while walking into the room. "Lousy that asshole Ikari was late again. We came into the meeting really late and the committee was ready to eliminate us completely." "It’ll be alright my little Kozo-Bear." Maya said while taking her husband into a deep kiss completely ignoring the teenagers standing in the room. "Oh sorry kids." Kozo said meekly. At the Ikari resident a Very groggy Asuka was falling asleep on Shinji. "Asuka maybe I should walk you home know." Shinji said quietly. "I’m not even sleepy yet." Asuka said yawning. Shinji knew Asuka was real tired when she started using words like ‘sleepy’. "I’ll walk you home come on." Shinji said standing up. Asuka wearily stood up then fell onto Shinji's chest. "Shinji, she said looking up at him, how come you never tried to cop a feel off of me?" "WHAT?!?" Shinji screamed. Asuka appeared to have been well awakened by her mind dawning to this question, or was she just joking? Shinji wasn’t sure. "Well, gee Asuka it’s not like you really have a body." Shinji said smiling. Asuka then turned away from him and said "Oh." She said very monotonely. He saw a tear drop to the floor followed by another one and another. Shinji started to believe that Asuka was not joking. "Asuka I was only kidding, really. You know you have a body. How else could you be the self proclaimed 'most popular girl in school' huh?" Shinji said trying to redeem himself. "Do you think i'm pretty?" Asuka said. "What?!?" Shinji said "Do you?" Asuka once again asked. Shinji nodded slowly while moving his hands around Asuka’s back. Shinji pulled Asuka close to his body in an embrace for almost a minute before Asuka pulled out her 3 ton schoolbag and thwacked Shinji to the floor. "That’s for trying to make me go home when i’m not tired Dumpkoff." Asuka yelled as she walked out the door. Shinji could only look at her and rub his head. Back at the Suzuhara residence: "Touji are you asleep yet?" Ngumo's question was only answered with the most disturbing snore on the face of the earth. "I figured you were." Ngumo said softly. He decided to also go to sleep. But his dreams had about the same disturbment factor as Touji’s snore. He was never so happy to see the morning for two reasons: 1) He could see Rei and 2) He didn’t have to go back to sleep. Over at the Hikari’s: "I’ll get dressed first okay Hikari." said Akemi. "Cool, I get more time to sleep." Hikari say groggily. Hikari drifts back in to her dreams for the future day when suddenly "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!", a scream is heard from the bathroom. Hikari falls out of her bed. "What the hell’s the matter with you Akemi!" Hikari screams as running towards the bathroom. "Some of the dye wasn’t dry in the front and it dripped onto my school clothes." Akemi said sadly. "Is THAT all? Hikari asked wondrously. The only thing that went through Akemi’s mind was a SD Kensuke laughing at a SD form of herself with blonde hair and purple bangs. "Don’t worry Kemi i’ll just slide the bang back into the two balls. This way no one won’t even notice it." Hikari said. "But, what will I do about my uniform. This is the only one they would accept at our school." Akemi whined. "You can wear one of mine." Hikari proudly said. "I'll probably just stretch it all out." Akemi said slyly. After a short pause... "Oh, SHIT!, Hikari screamed, I was supposed to meet Touji early today and now I might be late for school altogether. Outta my way Kemi!" Hikari screamed while shoving Akemi out of the bathroom and into the hallway. The two girls were running to school at a speed that was unbelievable. Hikari was ignoring every single law that is set for a pedestrian. "Shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!, We are going to be late!" Hikari yelled while panting and running up the hill to their school. Akemi only gave the class rep a look of shock never hearing her being so vulgar. Asuka and Shinji saw two blonde ponytails and a swerve of light blue whiz by them and into the school door. Shinji was knocked down by the whiz of wind. "You are such a megadork." Asuka screamed at him. Hikari ran into the classroom over to a very upset looking Touji and gave him an apologetic kiss no one thought would be done in school. She did it until the bell rang. 5 minutes. She then said her class rules in a very satisfied tone of voice. Aoki was staring at Ngumo who was staring at Rei. Ngumo was staring at Rei and wondering if she really did stuff like in his dream. He thought to himself how the prospect of his dream was not such a bad idea. It even started to... drop, drop after one another the drops of blood came out of his nose he covered it up and pulled a tissue out of his bookbag quickly before anyone noticed. Aoki was a very perceptive young man though and saw it, he growled to himself wondering what the hell Ngumo could be thinking to himself that would arouse him during one of Professor Katsuragi’s tedious lessons on geometry. The bell rang for lunch and Hikari gave her orders for lunch dismissal. Shinji, Asuka, Ngumo, Rei, Touji, Hikari, Kensuke and Akemi sat at one table. Again Aoki looked on to see Rei’s hand dangerously close to Ngumo’s butt. "Whore." Aoki thought to himself before he walked away to sit under the only tree in the yard. The tree where him and Ngumo used to have lunch before his tall friend started hanging out with the three stooges. "So when does the train leave?" Shinji asked inquisitively. "At 1:30 or 3:00." "And when does the concert start?" asked Asuka. "At 7:30, Hikari informed, Does everyone have their train money and notes from their parents?" "Hai!" everyone screamed simultaneously. "Fine then i’ll give these to Professor Katsuragi and we can all leave after lunch." Hikari explained. After everyone decided who will pick up who and everything the 8 friends departed from the table. Ngumo walked over to Aoki. "You no you really screw your features when you look so upset." Ngumo said jokingly. "Ngumo no BAKA!" Aoki screamed at Ngumo. "What’s wrong with you?" Ngumo asked still in shock. "You didn’t even try to get me invited i’m sure one of the girls would have liked to go with me." Aoki said sadly. "But Aoki you don’t like girls." Ngumo said slyly. "You know what, Whatever! Go ahead and have major fun with the blue-haired girl." Aoki shot back. "Ngumo COME AWN!" Touji shouted. "I’m real sorry Furisawa, we’ll go to the movies tomorrow when i’m done with my homework, i’ll pay. Hey, try not to look so pissed dickface." Ngumo said kindly. "See ya!" Ngumo screamed while running away with Touji. "You’re a real homo, you know that?" Touji said jokingly to Ngumo. Ngumo’s only response was only a soft "Hmm?". Back at the tree: Aoki sighs in utter delight as the bell rings for gym. "Ngumo, I love you" Aoki said while changing. Ending Song: To the Moon and Back by Savage Garden *************************************************************** Ending Comments: The next one is on the way and it’ll deal more with some of the other characters.My E-mail address is www.kaorunagisa@yahoo.com. Fan mail appreciated. Flames will be read, examined and used for future ideas. Next Ep: Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever pt.2 The trip their still has some more wacky hijinks to come and that disturbing act has not yet been committed in the male locker room yet. Also in the next episode is the premiere of best character of the series. More teenage angst’s full speed ahead on the next installment of Evaless: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! Copyright Stuff: Still the same from the first episode.