I am having entirely to much fun writing this story. Thanks for the increased fan mail. I will start using some of your ideas, starting with the one at the bottom of this announcement. All of the suggestions are helpful. I have some sad news for these openings will be getting shorter. Also the copyright info is going away. Along with the shortening of the ending comments the story might seem a little more enigmatic. And the main point of Evaless is to make you think much like it's prdecessor, the wonderful show Shin Seiki Evangelion or Neon Genesis Evangelion. And now on with the fic. Tabris Enterprises presents... [LIME] thanks Mr.Jim Lazar ***************************************************************************** Theme Song: "Supermodel" by Jill Sobule "E V A L E S S" Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! "The 4 of You Dance like you Want to Win. Shinji no Baka!/Mob, Mob! Fire, Fire! There's Nothing Left to do But..." "Asuka, where are you?" Hikari called out. On stage the children looked up to see some college guys in really embarasing costumes performing to karaokes. "What the hell kinda place is this?" Touji asked. "I just wanna get Asuka and get outta here." Hikari pleads to Touji. Upstairs: "Hello, Ms. Soryu" said the mysterious older man. "I gonna need to know your name sir." Asuka said cutely. "Oh, what's in a name Ms. Soryu. So do you and your friends come here often?" asked the man inquisitively. "No, we just came here for the Eva concert. I saw this place and decided that I had a itch to party." Back Downstairs: "Hey dudes it's your turn!" yelled a suited man to the children. "Our turn, our turn for what?" Shinji asked. "Why to get on stage and shake the money maker kid. Did you really think there ain't no price for coming into this club and being a band of rotten high school punks?" replied the suited man. Ngumo being a pretty adult looking BOY thought that maybe he could intimiate the man into getting out of the club. "Listen up buddy, I don't know who you're talking to but me and my friends don't like your club and we'll be leaving now." Ngumo said sternly. The man only replied to this by kneeing Ngumo in the stomach. Ngumo keeled over in pain. Rei and Hikari ran over to comfort him. "You children will dance or you won't leave, the man said pulling out the silver hanle of a gun, oh and learn to control your little lap dog or he might not be such a LIVEly one." Back Upstairs two people who seem like old friends have been talking for hours. "Ha, ha, ha Asuka you are so funny." "Yeah, well that's what happened." Asuka giggled. "You know Asuka you are really nice and I would like to know you better." said the man. "Uh, what do ya mean?" Asuka asked innocently. "Ya know, the man said touching Asuka's thigh, one in body, then grabbing her hand, and soul, the man said kissing Asuka's fingertips." "What are you doing, get off of me! Oh, As If!" Asuka screamed. "What's your prob?, the man asked, Don't tell me a girl who acts the way you do is modest about sex." "I am a virgin you bastard! And I'm FIFTEEN so how do you like dem apples?" Asuka declared. "I like them alot Ms. Soryu which is why I called you up to my personal suite." "You pervert!!!" Asuka screamed. The man blocked Asuk's swing at him. He grabbed he wrists and pushed her against the wall. "Get offa me! My boyfriend is downstairs and he's big and he'll kick your ass!" Asuka said clearly upset. "You mean the little shrimp you were holding onto before you walked in here, I don't think so." said the man. Back downstairs we see a different scene. "Ngumo are you alright?" Rei asked. Ngumo's only response was a cough off blood. She knew it would be pointless to try to fight back, the entire club was probably holding some sort of fire-arm on them. "I'll go first." said spinless Shinji. Again up the red carpeted stairs Asuka knees the man in the groin. "You Dumpkoff you should know not to test Queen Germany" Asuka said regaining her composure. She saw the man trying to get up so she leaped over him and down the stairs. She ran into the arms of the safest male, not the strongest, but definitely the most safe, to her at least. "Oh, Shinji." Asuka said sobbing. "Did he touch you?" Hikari asked in anger. "No." Asuka said weakly. "Listen up kiddies, you ain't leaving this club unless you win the contest and their are others trying just as hard to leave." said the first suited man. He looked at the children Akemi clinging to Kensuke, Rei and Hikari helping up Ngumo, Touji with his fist up and Asuka holding to her Shinji. "We'll do it!" Touji said growling. "Let the show begin." Said the man who almost raped Asuka. Kensuke got up and tried to dance but it was extremely hard due to his huge JNCO jeans. He tripped twice and even his friends could barely stiffle their laughs let alone the yakuza in the club. "WHAT are you doing?!?" Hikari screamed. "You try to dance in jeans that cover your feet." he screamed back as he fell off of the stage. Akemi ran over to him and tried to not make his loss look so ultra pathetic. Ngumo stumbled to the stage next. "You are in NO condition to dance." Rei exclaimed. "I'm a guy Rei, a punch to my stomach ain't gonna hurt me none." "Be careful." Rei replied to Ngumo. "How hurt could I get, I'm only dancing." Ngumo said giving Rei the v-sign. He ran up to the stage and began dancing to some slow angsty love song. Not much moving he could do but it still looked pretty good. Shinji and Touji got up on the stage together and did a dance in perfect synchronization. They jumped and flipped and turned and then looked at each other and winked and then leaped off the stage grabbed Hikari and Asuka in their arms and tryed to fly threw the door. They were promtly stopped by two armed yakuza henchman. They dropped the girls. "Shinji no BAKA!" Asuka screamed clearly upset. Little did anyone know but in the back Akemi and Kensuke were intent on going home immediately. They had succesfully started a fire. They ran out of the bathroom screaming. "What is your damage?" Asuka asked the banshee twins. "There's a fire in the back." Akemi yelled back. "There's nothing left to do but...RUN!!!" Touji screamed grabbing Hikari's hand and avoiding the human hurdles as everyone ran out of the club. All of the children continued running until they made it to the train station. They swiftly payed for their tickets and leaped into their seats. "Was that a rush or what?" Akemi screamed. "I think we have a different definition of rush Kemi, Hikari informed, You two were so brave picking up me and Asuka like that." Touji and Shinji blushed. "I don't think it was so brave, seemed pretty dumb to me." Asuka retorted. "Oh please Asuka, I saw the goofy 'Shinji my hero' look on your face when he picked you up." Rei shot back. "I think it was more like a look of nausea from that cheep perfume of yours." Asuka said angrily "Oh yeah?" Rei bellowed. "Yeah!" Asuka shot back. The two girls were in each other faces growling at each other. They growled this way for at least six minutes until...bar "Oh, would you two stop it." Ngumo said plainly. "Why should I?!" The girls said in unison. "You know that in unison 'why should I' is getting just a little tired." Hikari pointed out. The two girls "Hmmph"ed and sat down. This time the seating arrangements were arranged differently. Shinji had the window seat and sat across from Kensuke. Asuka sat next to Shinji on the outside and Akemi sat across from her. On the other side of aisle Ngumo had the window seat and across from him was Hikari. Rei sat next to Ngumo and across from her was Touji. Hikari had borrowed Touji's sweater and was softly sleeping on his shoulder. He had put on her hat and had pulled hus glasses onto his t-shirt. Shinji's head was placed in Asuka's lap and she was stroking his hair. Rei was leaning against Ngumo and vice versa. Ngumo's head hung over her blue hair. Kensuke and Akemi had their forheads leaned to each other and was talking quietly behind Akemi's 'blonde' pigtails. Asuka reached into her hair and pulled out the french bun Hikari had done for her. She looked around to see if anyone was awake and leaned down to Shinji's face she put her lips to his and opened his mouth with her tounge. Her tounge slowly pushed into his mouth beggining their long kiss. Shinji never opened his eyes. "Thanks for saving me Shinji-chan" Asuka said sliding back the hair that had fallen into her face. The only reponse Asuka got was a mumble of a name long forgotten... "Kaoru-kun" Asuka could feel tears starting to well up in her eyes. But she promptly stopped them. She had no use for tears only revenge. "You're going to pay for that one Ikari" Asuka whispered into Shinji's ear. Shinji shuddered. Across from Asuka, Kensuke and Akemi were still talking. "Did you have fun?" Kensuke asked. "Besides us almost loosing our lives it was a blast." Akemi responded. "Akemi, you're great but it seems like I don't really know that much about you." "Well, there's not much to know. My mother is dead and my father works for the Japanese intelligence. I don't remember what he looks like but they, I mean my Aunt and Uncle that I live with, say his hair is as brown as an oak tree and his eyes are black and he's real smart." "You haven't seen him in pictures?" Kensuke asked. "Unh-unh, they aren't aloud to take pictures of intelligence agents. They had me when they was real young, I think my mom was 18 and he was 19. I like to write. I also like to read mangas and doujinshi, but what respectable japanese girl doesn't read doujinshi's when she can. My Aunt Seyoko and Uncle Henry is on my mother's side. Uncle Henry is American but speaks better Japanese than I do. I used to have a crush on him. I've been living in Tokyo 3 since 2010. I also like computers. There you now know my entire life story from birth to now, happy?" "Tscha!" Kensuke said. "Look we're approaching Tokyo 3, I can here the construction. I'll go wake up the others." Akemi said. "Waitta minute Kemi, I REALLY like you and want to know would you go out with me?" Kensuke asked. "We're already out Aida-kun." Akemi responded. "No, I mean will you be my girlfriend?" Kensuke asked. Akemi froze then closed her eyes and lowered her face to Kensuke's and then pushed her lips to his and said... "Anta Baka? Of course!" Akemi responded. She then giggled away to wake the others up. The phone rings and a boy with wavy blonde-brown hair runs to answer it... Over at the Ayanami residence: Kaoru sneezed and then said... "So how was it Rei" "The most, and theirs this boy I want you to meet tommorow." "What for?" "I think you might like him." "I doubt I'll 'LIKE' any of your friends but since this seems so important to you I'll do it out of kindness. But if he starts to annoy me with his petty problems and convoluted logic I am going to kill you, bigtime!" Over at the Ikari residence: A girl in a long sleep shirt slowly sneeked into Shinji's room and cuddled up to him on his bed. When Shinji awoke from the abrupt movement of the girl she was face to face to him with her eyes closed. "What the hell are you doing in my room!" Shinji screamed. "Oh nuffin Shinji, jus seeping." Asuka groggily replied. Shinji got out of his bed and walked into the kitchen and got a cup of ice cold water and went back into his room and drenched Asuka. *SPLASH* "ANTA BAKA?!? SHINJI NO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Asuka bellowed loud enough to wake up Tokyo 3 to get a head start on their Sunday morning as she chased him down the stairs. "Those two are such good friends." Yui said to herself. Ending Song: To the Moon and Back by, Savage Garden ***************************************************************************** Ending Comments: Sorry if the story seems to be getting shorter but I just need to establish a few things in these episodes before I move on to the heart of the story. Next Ep.: "Enter Nerv! What the HELL is Going on Here?" The concert is done, finally, and now we need to know what's going on with these children. Why are they here? Where is Tokyo 2? Why was Tokyo 3 chosen as the new capital instead of Tokyo 2? Who was the man who came to see Aoki last episode? Who are Akemi's parents? Is her mother actually dead? Why is Aoki so important to the world? What does Megumi know about this importance? Why was Rei speaking german? What did she say? Why did she say it? What is the bond between Rei and Ngumo? Why does Megumi look so much like Ranma? Why does Akemi look so much like Misato? Why does Kaoru resemble Rei? How come Rei and Kaoru look nothing like their parents? How come the children are still wearing their junior high uniforms in high-school? Will Kaoru like Aoki? Will he give up on Shinji? Will Aoki like Kaoru? Will he give up on Ngumo? Is their a reason that each of the children keep their chastity? Will profesor Katsuragi do anything to make sure they do? Does Misato have a boyfriend? Who is he? Is every character from Shin Seiki Evangelion in this fan fic? Why didn't Aoki tell Ngumo about the locker room massacre? What was the purple metal Aoki ate? Can it cure other diseases? Will second imapact occure? How come the writer has not used any of the older characters as much as the children? Will anyone sport a plugsuit? Who will die? Who will live? Why does Nerv have files on every child in Tokyo 3? Does the fic writer have finger cramps after writing this paragraph non-stop? Do any of these questions count to the story plot? Will any of these questions actually be answered in the next episode? I'll answer the last question right now: "NO!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!, but you should catch the next episode anyway." Sayonara!