This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0004_01BEA8E7.DC63EAC0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Chapter 2 of EVA : A World Twisted Title: EVA A World Twisted Author: Anthony Dantuono Email: guyver4@prodigy.net Ahhhh The smell of a new fan-fic> Isn't it wonderful.? OK enough of that bullshit let's do the boring stuff first *Ahem* MOST OF THE CHARACTERS USED IN THIS STORY ARE THE PROPERTY OF GAINIX AND NOT ME GANIX CREATED AND COPYRIGHT THESE CHARACTERS. (With exception of Anthony Draven and Myna) THE JEDI INFLUENCE COMES FROM THE STAR WARS MOVIE SERIES WHICH ARE THE COPYRIGHT OF GEORGE LUCAS SO IF EITHER OF YOU WANT TO SUE IT WILL NOT DO ANY GOOD BECAUSE I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY OFF THIS Now to the interesting stuff Here we are in chapter two of my twisted fic. I've really enjoyed this. It's has been a lot of fun. I have an idea I think you might like. I'm looking for an author, who has a fic on this database already to aide me in a special project. I call it SDAT CLASH: When Fics Collide. This story is a REALLY twisted story. It's this, two fan fiction, written by two different authors write a story, together, about what happens when their two worlds collide and their characters meet. Can you imagine what would happen if the heroes from this fic, suddenly ended up in "Evangelion Jellydonut"? Be weird. I'm especially sending this idea to the authors of No Need for Shinji, Imagine Normality, Garden of Eva, Is Nothing Sacred?, and Evangelion Jellydonut. Guys we are talking what may very well be the most twisted fan fiction EVER CREATED!!!!!! DO I HAVE ANY TAKERS????????? Sorry, I lost myself in that idea. OK back to my twisted world EVA: A World Twisted Chapter 2 Twisted Planning Noon in sunny Tokyo -3. The children are enjoying a quiet lunch in their class. Their minds full of philosophical and natural wonder BULLSHIT! What we have here is eight hormonally charged teens planning a party, where the only certain thing is that no one may escape with their virginity intact. (not that any of them plan to!) 'The countdown begins" said Kensuke "AWW, HELL YEAH!!!" said Toji loudly "Keep it down man" said Anthony "Yeah, save your energy for the party" said Shinji "You mean he should save his energy for Hikari" commented Anthony Toji turned red as the other four laughed "Aww shut up, Doesn't this party go against your code, Jedi?" Toji asked hotly "For the last time you jackass, I'm NOT a Jedi!" said Anthony angrily "Yes I carry a lightsaber, yes I can fight with it and yes I'm training Shinji to do the same but I'm not a Jedi" When Anthony was younger he showed a natural talent for swordsmanship His adoptive father, who was a Star Wars buff saw this and constructed a lightsaber for him. The lightsaber has three settings. The first is a hologram blade. One that will pass through anything except another lightsaber on an opposite frequency. The second setting is a taser blade witch is used for training . It can be blocked by another saber. If it scores a hit is simply delivers shock. It isn't dangerous and never lethal. The final setting is a fatal blade. With the addition of a enhance chip stored in the base of the handle the blade become lethal, only another lightsaber can blocked the blade. Anthony Draven started practicing with the holographic blade at age seven, when he found it. He was grateful for it. The practice helped relieve the boredom he often felt. After coming to Tokyo-3 he practiced to relieve stress Soon after he came, Shinji found him practicing and showed an interest in learning how to use it. So using spare parts he brought from the States built Shinji a lightsaber with a purple/violet blade as opposed to Anthony's green blade. To begin both used holographic blade, but in recent months they switched to taser blades. Shinji showed great skill and their mock battles could last hours | sorry about that lengthy explanation but it was necessary. | " Hey! If you've been training longer, shouldn't you be better" Asked Kensuke "Not really. Until I started training with Shinji, I didn't have any one to practice with so we're about equal" explained Anthony. "So you're both Jedis?" asked Toji "Oh, fuck it!" exclaimed Anthony "Never mind! Is everyone ready to party?" asked Shinji "Now remember the party starts at 7:00 no sooner" said Anthony. "Why no sooner?" asked Kensuke "Because they have to warm up with Rei and Asuka" said Karou "Yeah, You're a real funny man Nagisa" muttered Anthony "So. Tell us, Karou, why won't you be there tonight?" asked Shinji A secret smile crossed Karou face. "I have 'other' plans" "Oh ho! You've got a girl hidden away somewhere" said Kensuke Karou just continued to smile "So is that it?" asked Toji "You'll meet her soon." "Well, have fun my friend' said Anthony "Oh believe me, I will." said Karou with a laugh The laugh was joined by the other boys. "Just looked at them over there" said Hikari. She pointed to the laughing group of boys "I'll bet their thinking up ways to steal our virginity" she said "Why not? We're planning to steal theirs" said Myna Hikari blushed, "You're right." Rei ate a piece of vegetable out of her beton 'I've been looking forward to this for a long time" "Really?" asked Myna "Yes, I've wanted Shinji ever since he touched my breast." "HE DID WHAT?!" asked the girls loudly "I know that's about me" muttered Shinji 'So do I." said Anthony "Calm down! It was an accident. He was bringing me a new NERV ID card, I had just gotten out of the shower, we got tripped up and he landed on me." Rei smiled "Why jealous?" "Of you and Shinji? Hell no" said Asuka 'Well, it's closer than any of you ever got." Rei challenged "Not quite Wondergirl! I've kissed both Shinji and Anthony" boasted Asuka 'And I haven't" retorted Rei A stunned silence "You've kissed Anthony?" Asuka asked quietly, a little worried "Don't worry it was just a quick peck, it didn't mean anything. I'm sure he's forgotten all about it" said Rei Asuka was immediately back to her usual self 'That's good, cause if you try to steal Anthony I'll kick your ass!" The group laughed "Why do I feel that was at our expense?" asked Kensuke "Because we know them too well?" suggested Toji The bell sounded to end lunch and for class to resume 3:00 class is over and the cleaning of the classroom begins Anthony was cleaning the chalkboard when he noticed his 'brother' missing. "Hey. Where's Shinji ?" "He and Rei went to get supplies" said Karou 'Asuka will you please got get them?" asked Hikari 'I'll go too." said Anthony "Don't be too long" said Hikari "If you can't be long at least be good" commented Myna A laugh followed the couple out of the room. "Come on, let's find these two' said Anthony "I'll bet their off making out" said Asuka "Opportunistic, aren't they? asked Anthony "I prefer to bide my time" "Don't wait too long or else some on else may take a shot" Anthony warned The stopped in front of the supply closet Asuka moved next to Anthony "Tonight soon enough?" Anthony put his arms around her waist "Why Asuka, you little opportunist" "I take advantage of the situation" "And what about me?" "Misato said that we could take advantage of everything in the apartment except her" "So I'm fair game?" Asuka nodded slowly with a small smile "Good" Anthony moved in to kiss her but she put a finder on his lips "Tonight lover, if you wait you won't be disappointed" she whispered "Patience is part of the Jedi way" "I thought you weren't a Jedi" "For you, I'd be anything ________________________________________________________________________________________ "HOW DARE YOU!!' The author looked up from his computer to see his Obi-Wan Kenobi figure yelling at him "How dare you use the name Jedi in this manner" it screamed "Oh shut up old man! You're just pissed cause you never got any. Go play with the Ewoks!" shouted the author Realizing what just happened the author shook his head _________________________________________________________________________________________ 'OK Jedi, then how about letting go" said Asuka playfully "Aww do I have to?" "Just for a few hours. Then it's open season" teased Asuka "I can live with that. Now we need to find those two" He opened the closet door. There in the closet was a sight they expected to see. Rei and Shinji locked in a passionate embrace that an Eva couldn't have broken. 'Damn their really going at." whispered Anthony "I didn't think either if them had it in them." whispered Asuka "It's always the quiet ones" Then Anthony said loudly "It's Kodak moment." Rei and Shinji broke and turned to see their roommates staring at them grinning. "Come on you two, save it for tonight" said Anthony "Let's get back to class before the think we got an orgy started" said Asuka "There's an idea for tonight!" said Anthony Asuka and Rei looked at each other then said together "Not a chance in hell!" "Worth a shot Bro." said Shinji The four friends walked back to class laughing and planning. [ Deep in NERV HQ ] "This is the night Ikari" said the Sub-Commander "I know, is every thing ready?" asked Commander Ikari "Retrieval teams are in place In apartments on both sides of Major Katsuragi's" "Excellent, then everything is ready!" "Why can't we do this the usual way?" asked the Sub Commander 'Because Dr. Akagi would want more information then I care to give her" "They'll probably be drunk." "Good, then what happens will seem natural" "What if they become sexually active?" "That won't happen, at least not yet, the samples we need must be pure" "How can you do this to your own son? To any of them?" "The Angels may attack again. If they don't then SEELE will. I must have the Eva's under my absolute control." "What about Rei?" "She has become contaminated with emotions and therefore useless to me." 'How will you get the children to the site?" "It has all been arranged" "What about the 6th child? He won't be there tonight." "I have a way to get what I need from him" "You use everybody Ikari" "I'll do whatever I have to, so I can se Yui again" [Outside the High school] School was out and the children were breaking into smaller groups Asuka, Shinji, Rei and Anthony were heading home "Remember 7:00 no sooner" shouted Asuka "Why no sooner?" asked Hikari. "Cause we have to get the house ready for tonight" Toji pulled Kensuke along "Let's go downtown" said Toji "Why" asked Kensuke "To get supplies for tonight" "But that's their job" said Kensuke "Stupid, we can't show up with out some supplies" "All right lets go" said Kensuke Hikari turned to Myna "Let's go home and get ready." "All right!" The two roomates walked away laughing Upon arriving home the children were greeted by Misato "Hi guys, I was just on my way out." "Have fun in France-2 Misato" said Rei "This is a business trip. I'm not going for fun." "Yeah Right, I know for a fact that Kaji is going too" said Asuka "Just because Kaji is going doesn't mean a thing, Ritsuko is going too." said Misato "What was that old expression, 'Double you pleasure double your fun'? I'll bet Kaji believes it" said Anthony A fire flashed in Misato's eyes "What are you suggesting" Misato asked slowly. Uh nothing, nothing at all" said Anthony "Damn well better not." "Have fun Misato and be careful" said Rei "All right you guys take care too and be good" "Of course we will!" said Asuka with a devilish grin "Yeah. I'll bet you guys have an orgy planned!" said Misato The children froze in place "Why else would you so eager to be rid of me?" "Who told her?" asked Anthony A sweatdrop formed on the back of Misato's head "I was joking." she said worriedly "So was I" said Anthony "I'm late! I'll see you guys in a few days "Bye Misato" the children said together "Bye guys" Misato flashed a knowing grin "Oh, and have fun" "Why do I have the feeling she knows more than she's telling" said Shinji "She's Misato. If something involves sex Misato knows about" said Asuka The group broke out laughing [Hikari's apartment] Hikari and her roommate are talking about the planned party "Do you really think we'll lode our virginity" asked Myna "There's a chance" "You seem excited about the idea. Why?" "I love Toji, I want to be with him" "Why not wait? You, Rei and Asuka seemed to be in a hurry" "I know we seem impatient but t there is go reason, one Rei opened our eyes to long ago" "What reason?" "We're Eva pilots. Any one of us could die in battle at any time. None of us girls want to die with out being with the boys we love "I never thought about that. Most people would say we're too young." "Misato said that to the four of them once. Anthony had a wonderful response." "What was it?" " He said, 'Oh, I get it. We're old enough to die in battle but not be in love. Bullshit, doesn't work that way' He has a point." "Yeah I see. Well that seems romantic" "Plus, We're suffering from raging hormones, same as the boys." laughed Hikari. "Oh, yeah!" agreed Myna "Myna, I need to know, what you see in Kensuke.?" asked Hikari Myna smiled at the thought of her boy-friend to-be 'He's not like the boys I knew back in England. A lot of them were stuck up, most acted as if girls were secondary to everything else. You know sports, school, 'being cool'. They'd rather impress their friends than girls. Kensuke is different. He's kind, he smart but not snooty. Plus I think he's cute." explain Myna Hikari smiled, "Well I'm glad you two are together or will be" [Downtown] "Well, tonight is the big night Kensuke old buddy" said Toji "Yeah, Toji. I can see you're anxious about this" "Of course! I get to sleep with Hikari tonight. And you get Myna, you don't seem so excited" said Toji "I'm not getting my hopes up. We're all getting over excited. I have a very strange feeling about this." " You're just nervous. You know, plenty of guys would love to trade places with you tonight." said Toji "A lot of guys would like to trade places with any of us. Those Fatals are some of the most popular girls around" "Yeah and they want us! How we get so lucky?" asked Toji "I don't know pal, I don't know" [Some where else] Karou walked along the hallway looking for the right apartment. He found it, apartment 239. Karou knocked on the door The door opened to revel an older woman, not much, in her twenty's, with blonde hair and shining blue eyes. "You're late Karou-chan" she said purringly "Sorry Misa-chan, I needed some supplies." "Oh? Like what?" "Like, theses" Karou held up a package that read 'EVA brand condoms' "Hmm, I like a man whose prepared." she said seductively Then Karou vanishished into the room. END CHAPTER 2 Twisted Planning Well this is very interesting. Karou with an older woman? Hmmm I wonder Enough wondering! This chapter is done now I need to get to the party After that I have about six more chapters in my plan the party, the angel battle, the cruise, the vacation, conflict, the final battle. I may combine the final two. I hope you have enjoyed this chapter and will send comments about it and about the new characters. If you like'em and want to use them go right a head I would love to see what other authors can do with Anthony Draven and Myna Yucana I will keep this story a non-lemon, because I don't do lemons, not that I won't it's that I can't. I can never seem to write a good lemon scene. If a lemon author out there wants a try at writing a lemon scene for this story line let me know. If some one does do it, I'll write two versions one lemon and one non-lemon of that chapter. Any way until I see you again Goodbye! One last thing, I hope there are those of you out there who like the idea I mention at the start of the chapter. If you do, let me hear it E-mail guyver4@prodigy.net