Title: Eva: A World Twisted Author: Anthony Dantuono Email: guyver4@prodigy.net DISCLAIMER EVANGELION AND IT’S CHARACTERS ARE THE CREATION AND COPYRIGHT OF GAINIX THE JEDI INFLUENCE ARE THE COPYRIGHT OF GEORGE LUCAS SUING ME WOULD BE USELESS BECAUSE I DON’T MAKE ANY MONEY ON THIS. Well, well well, here we are again. Another chapter in this really strange story. So how am I doing? I hope you’re enjoying it. I’ve gotten some positive comments and a negative one Doesn’t it seem strange how these type of fics get series after a while. So do I have any takers for my project SDAT CLASH? You know, the idea where two authors work together to write a story about what happens when two fan fictions collide. Can you imagine A World Twisted getting mixed up with What the Hell Happened to Evangelion? It’s an idea. OK back to the story Review: The children are planning a party where they may lose their virginity. Commander Ikari seems to have a plan too, regarding samples he wants to collect. And Karou has an older woman. Holy shit, I didn’t think he had it in him . EVA: A World Twisted Chapter 3 A Twisted Evening The apartment of our four heroes. The time is 6:30. Asuka is bugging out "Move your ass Ikari" ordered Asuka. "We only have half an hour left. "Geez, Asuka. why do you have to be such a bitch? Not getting enough?" asked Shinji "WHAT!! YOU BASTARD" shouted Asuka as she began to pummel Shinji "Whoa, whoa, hey chill out Asuka" said Anthony as he restrained Asuka "I’ll kill him!" "Easy, easy darling. If you kill him now that means we’ll never be ready for tonight" "Well if you put it that way..." "Oh gee thanks," said Shinji grumpily "Don’t worry Shinji, I’ll make it up to you.’ said Rei with a seductive smile "You two! Save it for later. We’ve still got work to do" shouted Asuka ‘Anthony, you and Shinji go get dinner, we’ll keep it in the oven until they arrive. Rei and I will finish the cleaning" "We’re on our way!" aid Anthony He and Shinji left to get the food from a local pizza place, (I mean Italian style pizza Yes, a pizza place in Japan ) Once the boys were gone Asuka turned to Rei "Do you think they realize how many girls would like to trade places with us?" asked Rei "I doubt it." respond Asuka [On the street] "The big night has finally come" said Anthony "Yeah, This is going to be fun." said Shinji. "Gee ya think" "Aww lay off. This is our first real party." "I know. I was looking at the calendar, do you realize it been almost a year since I got here in Eva-04?" "It’s been that long?" ‘Unbelievable huh? One year ago I wasn’t all that different from the way you were." "Quiet shy and practically friendless" said Shinji "Yeah, now look at us. Protectors of Earth with beautiful girlfriends." said Anthony "Plus we’re Jedi’s in training" said Shinji "Shinji!" Anthony said with a laugh "Oh I give up, fine we’re Jedi" "I knew you‘d see it my way" "Shove it Bro." The two Jedi continued down the street laughing. It is a long half an hour but finally 7:00 arrives and so do the guests "So what’s first on the agenda?" asked Toji "How about some music?’ asked Myna "Some like a good idea" said Asuka Anthony walked over to the stereo "All right, HIT THE MUSIC!" he said Music with an excellent beat began to play Insert your own favorites here "Anthony. let’s dance" aid Asuka "You got it" Asuka lead him into the living room, which has been cleared for dancing. "Come on Shinji! We’re not going to get shown up by them!" said Rei. ‘Right behind you Rei’ said Shinji "Get off your ass Toji! We’re going to dance" ordered Hikari "Do I have too?" whined Toji "Only if you want to show me your other skills later" whispered Hikari "OK, lets do it" said Toji suddenly motivated Kensuke and Myna looked at each other "I think we’ll sit this one out" said Myna "If it’s what the lady wants" said Kensuke He then whispered to her "Thanks" "Don’t mention it. I know your greatest skill lies else where" said Myna Kensuke wasn’t exactly sure what she meant but he had an idea. "Whoa, Anthony and Shinji sure can dance" said Myna "I think that’s due to their training" "Yeah, maybe Toji should take it up, he looks like he needs it" laughed Myna The CD ended and the dancing stopped "That was fun" said Rei "Excellent way to start a party" exclaimed Hikari "You guys can really dance" said Myna "What do except from two Jedi" said Kensuke The children looked to Anthony ?Well? Where’s your denial" asked Kensuke "I gave it up makes life easier" said Anthony "So you are Jedi?" asked Rei "Yeah, I guess" said Anthony ‘That’s wonderful" exclaimed Rei "Why" asked Shinji "I’ve always wanted a Jedi boyfriend" she explained Rei moved next to Shinji "Shinji, show me your lightsaber" purred Rei Shinji turned red "Will you two save it for later!" shouted Asuka "It’s only 8:00!" "We’re going to need every minute" protested Rei "Shinji’s not that good" shouted Asuka "How would you know? You two been experimenting?" asked Rei The group got a good laugh as Shinji and Asuka turn red. "Well, If I can’t have Shinji just yet, then I want a dance with Anthony" declared Rei "Why?" asked Asuka suspiciously " A curiosity" said Rei "Trying to steal him?" teased Hikari "What’s wrong with asking a friend to dance?" asked Rei innocently "All right but if you try to steal him I’ll kick you ass!" [Miss’s Apartment] The scene is a tranquil one. The table has been sate for two people. Dinner is over and Karou and the older Misa are simply talking "I didn’t know you could cook like that Karou" said Misa "I’m full of surprises" said Karou with a secret smile Misa stood up, she was dressed in a skimpy black dress that would have any guy drooling. Karou was holding back with all his will "How about some wine?" Misa asked going over to a cabinet "Aren’t I too young?" asked Karou half joking "Not for me." Misa assured him seductively "Well then pour away." said Karou Misa set up two tulip shaped glasses. After un-corking it. She filled the glasses Then held them up in a toast "To us, Karou-chan, may we have and exciting night" she said with a smile Karou smiled, thinking of what she meant. "To us, then" he said holding his glass high Karou drank the wine and noticed Misa didn’t drink hers. "What’s up? Why didn’t you drink" Suddenly a light headed feeling came over him He was unable to stand straight "W-w-what’s going on" Karou asked weakly just before he crashed to the floor unconscious. Misa was still smiling as she walked over to the cabinet where she got the wine. Opening a draw she removed a kit that contain two vials, a syringe, and rubber gloves She rolled Karou’s sleeve exposing his arm. [The party] The dancing had ended Now a card game was being decided Beers had been passed out "So what’ shall we play?" Asked Toji "How about poker?" asked Asuka "I got a better idea! How about strip poker" said Myna "MYNA!" exclaimed Hikari "Calm down Hikari, it’ll be fun" assured Myna "ALL right, but the first vile thing said and that person loses all their clothes immediately" said Hikari Everyone looked a Toji. "What’s everyone looking at me for?" he asked "Deal, but it goes for the girls as well as the guys!" said Anthony Everyone agreed and the cards were dealt A few hands later the situation was very interesting Toji had lost his shirt and Kensuke was about to. Shinji and Anthony had lost their socks. Myna and Rei had lost their shirts Hikari and Asuka had lost nothing. "Damn" said Kensuke as he pulled off his shirt. Hikari took a drink of her beer when she noticed Myna "Myna? Uh Myna" Hikari waved her hand in front of her friend’s face "I think we lost her" aid Toji Hikari leaned close to Myna’s ear ‘MYNA!" she shouted Myna jumped "Huh?, what?" "You were staring" said Rei Myna turned red with embarrassment "Oh, sorry" she said weakly [Misa’s Apartment] One vial was filled with blood. Misa smile crossed her face Misa put on the he rubber gloves. Quickly and easily Misa undid Karou’s pants [The Party] All the card player were down to their underwear. The general feeling was relaxed, possible due to the two beers they each had. A hand was being played, Shinji fell face first on to the table "Hey Shinji, you drunk already?" asked Anthony Shinji didn’t respond, He was out cold "I’d better put him in bed" said Anthony "I’ll do it" offered Rei "No funny stuff now Rei" teased Asuka "Don’t worry, I want him to remember it’ she said Rei dragged her boyfriend into his room and laid him on his bed Rei began, to feel lightheaded herself she thought Rei laid down and snuggled close to Shinji, then fell fast asleep "I guess Rei isn’t coming back" said Hikari "I guess not" said Kensuke Toji was on his way back from the bathroom when he collapsed to the floor. "Oh boy, there’s another" muttered Anthony "Let’s get him on the couch" said Kensuke A disappointed looked crossed Hikari’s face "Don’t worry Hikari, There will be other chances" assured Myna Anthony was watching events unfold. Suddenly a lightheaded feeling over took him He staggered around trying to get his balance "Anthony, you all right?" asked Asuka worried. "Yeah, I’m fine." then he collapsed. Asuka helped him to bed, then got in beside him and pulled him close. Soon all the children we in a deep sleep. So deep they didn’t hear the door open or the men come in. Unlike the others Anthony’s sleep wasn’t filled with pleasant dreams He had a horrible nightmare Anthony found himself in a dark hallway a black mass swirled at his feet He walked along. He had a cold feeling as if an evil presence was near by. Above his right hip hung his lightsaber. Slowly Anthony walked down the hall Finally he reached a large room. The cold feeling was strongest here There was also a familiar feeling, like he’d been here before. A whisper broke the silence "Beware" Anthony looked around for the source of the sound "Anthony beware" the whispered said again ‘The Sword of Blood" thought Anthony Suddenly four illumines shapes appeared The forms took a familiar shape "Mom? Dad?" Anthony said shocked He didn’t remember his real parents but something told him these forms were them The other two shapes took form "Dr. Serwan? Mrs. Serwan? How?" The four ghosts spoke "Anthony beware. Beware the wielder of the Sword of Blood." Behind the four ghost a dark shape appeared Anthony could make out nothing more than his outline "Beware the wielder of the Sword of Blood" the ghosts said Then they disappeared leaving the dark figure The figure raised its hand and pointed to the right Anthony turned and saw a horrible sight Asuka in her plug suit, tied to a red cross She didn’t look alive "NOOO!" screamed Anthony An inhuman laugh echoed through the room. The shadowy figure reached behind him and puled out a sword. The blade appeared to be made of flowing blood With a snap/hiss Anthony activated his lightsaber ready to battle Suddenly, the dark mass at his feet became like cement, holding him in place Then an unknown force ripped the lightsaber from his hand, the green blade disappeared in a swirl of dark matter. Black coils lashed out, securing his wrists. Now he was helpless. Anthony struggled against his bonds with all his might. He looked up at the dark figure only to see in gone. Then the figure appeared above him as if it had jumped. The shadowy figure dropped toward Anthony and brought his sword down right at Anthony’s neck. Anthony woke up with a shout, sweating and cold at the same time. He looked around, he was in his own room, in his own bed. A sigh of relief passed out his mouth.. Movement next to him drew his attention. Lying next to him was Asuka. Anthony pulled her close and laid down to go back to sleep. His dream had disturbed him so much Anthony missed the two dull throbs in his body. One in his right arm and the other below the belt, if you get my point. While lying down he glanced at his desk. On it lay his lightsaber. If he really had to fight a dark shape to keep Asuka safe, he vowed to himself he no matter what, he would win End Chapter 3 Twisted Evening Well, that was interesting. Samples collect from all the children. Why, for what propose does that rat-bastard Commander Ikari need them? I apologize if this story wasn’t as funny as the other two but it was vital for the future chapters There chapters down and three or four more to go. I should warn you, chapter five may have two versions one lemon and one non-lemon Thanks to Jayson Deare author of "What the Hell Happened To Neon Genisis Evangelion" He seems interested in SDAT Clash do I have any other takers? As always if you like Anthony Draven then use him. I give full permission. One last thing, it has come to my attention some people have accused my of writing myself in to this story in the form of Draven. The only thing Draven and I share is the first name. He was created for Asuka from there I developed a past and a personality for him. The last thing I thought up was the name so chill out Besides I believe every author puts a bit of themselves into a character even if it’s just a name. Prime example Anno put Some of his own emotions into Shinji. Next time: Twisted Battle See you on the twisted side