What The Hell Happened To Neon Genesis Evangelion? Genesis1:2 Eventful Night/ Play Till It Hurts this is a redone version of the original to make the entire series better. Warning this is a lemon if your reading this then you know what a lemon is. This contains sexually oriented content. Ohh! it’s for mature audiences only. I don’t care it’s just the appropriate thing to say. Anyone who wants to can read this. If you haven’t seen Eva it’ll make no sense though. Disclaimer I only take credit of the characters that I created and the story. The others are copyrights of Gainax and it’s subsidiaries. I am using these in a non profit manner so don’t get mad at me. Well here goes my second fic I hope you like it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Shinji’s party (Author’s note they are all drunk of their ass and I just don’t feel like writing the slurs and crap down so use your imagination.) Kensuke in a drunken slur, “This is getting lame. Lets play a game a party game.” Asuka jumps up spilling her beer, “I know, I know, let’s play truth or dare.” Everyone agrees they all get into a circle a prepare to play truth or dare Asuka says, “I’ll go first, Shinji truth or dare.” Shinji: yells, “Dare!” Asuka says, “Ok I dare you to, kiss Kaoru.” Shinji and Kaoru in unison, “Yuck!” Hikari shocked, “Asuka that’s disgusting”. Asuka frankly, “Well he chose dare and I’ll let him out of this one, if he swears to do the next one no matter what it is.” Shinji answers, “Fine Asuka I’ll play your game. I swear to do what ever dare you ask me to do next. As long as It’s not kissing Touji. That would be disgusting.” Touji feigning hurt, “Hey what’s so bad about kissing me?” Hikari answers him by leaning over and giving him a passionate kiss. Hikari whispers, “Nothing at all.” Asuka conceding, “Ok Shinji I agree to your terms. I dare you to kiss Hikari for 3 minutes.” Shinji gives Rei a look and sighs. Hikari does the same thing to Touji. While they are kissing Shinji thoughts bounce from Rei to Asuka then to Hikari who, he now knows is a really good kisser They kiss for 3 minutes and you can see the smoke coming out of the ears of their respective others. Rei and Touji are not to pleased with Asuka right now for the dare that she proposed. Now it ‘s Shinji’s turn Shinji calmly, “Kensuke truth or dare” “Dare!” , shouts Kensuke all excited “I dare you............” Kensuke thinks, “Please let it be kiss Akane.” “I dare you to strip down naked and run around the apartment complex once,” says Shinji laughing already thinking about what his friend is going to do. “Oh shit why am I always the one to have to do stupid shit like this?” ,whines Kensuke strips down naked and walks over to the door and runs around the apartment complex. The entire time that Kensuke is running Akane is staring at his manhood. Akane thinks, “Wow she thinks Kensuke isn’t pretty bad he also is really good looking. I really like his cute ass. He’s also pretty big I would love to have that thing inside me. Maybe I should make a pass at Kensuke tonight. I would love to have sex with him after we got to know each other. I’ve only done it once with a guy I really cared about and that was great. I should definitely hit on Kensuke tonight.” Kensuke enters the house and quickly get his clothes on. Now it’s Kensuke’s turn. So truth or dare is played for awhile and nothing major happens people are dared to do lame stuff but the kids are now full of beer and are all drunk of their asses. If you thought they were drunk of their asses before they just kept on drinking they even stock some of Shinji’s parents hard liquor It’s once again Asuka’s turn. (Author’s note everyone is talking like they’re drunk. If there is something added mean that they are really drunk) Asuka in a slurred voice, “Shinji truth or dare!” Shinji: shouts, “Dare!” Asuka sweetly, “Now Shinji you must promise to do this dare no matter what it is” Shinji curious, “Why Asuka?” Asuka casually, “Trust me you’ll enjoy it. What are you scared or something?” Shinji looks to Rei and she nods telling Shinji to accept Asuka’s challenge. He is curious what Asuka’s dare she is quite drunk and so is he. Shinji is using all of his strength to keep up this line e of thinking. Maybe he’ll get to touch her or kiss her. Wait, wait what is he thinking. He has girlfriend and beautiful girlfriend at that. Shinji pushes the thought out of his mind. Shinji hiccuping, “Fine I accept.” Asuka in a drunken voice, “I want you to suck on my breasts” Rei snapped out of her drunkenness and jumped up yelling, “What Asuka? You can’t expect Shinji to do that.” Asuka drunk still, “Yes I can wondergirl, you even gave Shinji the go ahead. I saw the nod you gave him. Now come over here Shinji and get to work.” Shinji yells, “No way in hell am I going to suck on your tits Asuka, I haven’t even done that with Rei yet. I won’t dishonor my girlfriend like that. If I didn’t know that you were so full of beer I’d say you were one sick bitch!” These were the words that came out of Shinji’s mouth but deep down inside it a part of himself that he did not acknowledge he was excited to be doing this. Rei calmly, “Shinji do it suck on Asuka’s tits. You promised her you would. I’ll find some way to get her back and don’t worry tonight you’ll make up for it because I am going to rock your world.” Kensuke and Touji shout, “In unison go Shinji 2 girls in one night your lucky.” Akane, Hikari, Yoko drunkenly in unison, “Just look at those 2 have they no shame” Shinji worried but excited at the same time, “Are you sure Rei?” “Yes I’m sure and payback will come.” says Rei calmly. Shinji still worried, “Fine Asuka let’s get this over with.” Asuka really excited, “Fine let’s go into your room and get things going!” She herself couldn’t understand why she was so excited by what Shinji was going to do to her. Why did she ask him to do that even no she couldn’t. She didn’t love him. There was no possibility of that. Yet all the signs were there. She would have to think about this a lot more after tonight Shinji with smirk, “No way right here, right now.” Asuka shocked, “What?” “You heard me you never said where. Why Asuka you chicken!” says Shinji mocking her. This was going to be some of her payback. Asuka gets up from the circle goes and kneels in front of Shinji. Rei is looking pretty anxious and decides to look away for the 2. She looks over at Kaoru. He looks back at her and smiles. For some reason she feels this strange connection between them, that they are a like and meant to be together. Kaoru feels the same thing. Then Rei looks over to see what her boyfriend is doing. It feels odd to think of Shinji as her boyfriend now since she feels Some strange bond with Kaoru. Asuka angry, “All right you idiot let’s get this show on the Road. And remember you really got to suck on them.” Asuka slides her shirt off and undoes her bra revealing a set of nice tits. Shinji starts to suck on them they got at it for about10 minutes. they seem to be really getting into it when Shinji stops and run sinot his room Yoko amused at everything that’s happening, “Now that was quite interesting. So should we keep the game going or call it a night.” They all decide to keep the game going Kensuke with an evil look in his eye, “I’ll go since Shinji and Rei most likely aren’t coming back. Asuka truth or dare?” Asuka not really in the mood for anything, “Dare” Kensuke decides he’ll get revenge for Shinji, “I dare you to strip down naked and let everyone in this room touch you however and with what ever they want.” Asuka surprised and horrified, “What? there is no way in hell I’m doing that!” Akane coldly, “Yes There is after what you made Shinji do we’ll all make sure of that after what you forced Shinji to do.” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Meanwhile in Shinji’s room Shinji is sitting on his bed crying Rei walks over to him and gently pats his head, “It’s ok. I wouldn’t have told you to do it if I knew how it would make you feel.” Shinji sobbing, “No Rei it’s not that I just realized something, something I’ve been hiding from myself and the person it concerns.” Rei trying to comfort the boy, “What is it? come on you can tell me.” “I don’t want to hurt you Rei. If I tell you promise me we can still be friends?” Rei doesn’t think she’s going to like this and her face darkens a bit. “Ok Shinji nothing will change between us we can still be friends and talk bout everything.” “Ok here it goes. I love Asuka I have for a long time and think I always will. I’m sorry Rei I’ve been leading you on for the past few days. It’ s just become apparent to me and I think to her also I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her no matter how much I tried. She just kept pooping into my mind and I was wishing that I was doing what we were doing together with her instead of you. ” Rei answers calmly, “It’s ok I’m not mad at you, I felt you were holding something back anyway I was starting to fall for Kaoru tonight. He and I just looked at each other once and something happened, I don’t know I feel like he and I have something in common that we don’t even know about. Right after I looked at him it felt odd thinking of you as my boyfriend I know think of you more a brother then anything else. I’m sorry if this hurts you.” Shinji enthusiastically, “That’s great, I’m glad you think of me as a brother since I think of you as a sister also. I think each of us has found something tonight maybe, Asuka is my other half well it’s time for me to find out. I don’t really know what love is but that’s all I can say to describe what I feel for Asuka and what I feel for you except in a different way. I’m glad you think you and Kaoru have something, He seems great and now I don’t feel as bad as I did knowing you have someone. Rei smiling, “Thanks Shinji. I wonder if Kaoru feels the same way. I’m also really happy for you just like you are happy for me.” “I saw when you to looked at each other and I think he feels it to. I just hope that Asuka actually does feel the same way that I do and I’m not just making it up.” “Don’t worry she loves you she’s trying to deny it to herself but from the way she has been acting it has to be true.” Shinji shocked, “She does?” “Yes. Why do you think she made you do what she did and got so into it she loves. It took the beer to crack he wall and make her admit at least part of it to herself.” “I feel so much better now Rei, thanks.” “ I’m glad Shinji. thanks for the comfort perhaps in another time it would have been you and me but we have found something special here tonight” “All right Let’s go out there.” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Living room Shinji and Rei walk into the room and see Asuka start to unbutton her shirt. The others notice their return. Yoko with an interested look, “Glad your back Shinji and you to Rei. I thought you guys would be doing something else. But anyway know your chance to humiliate Asuka” Akane evilly, “Yeah Asuka has to let you touch her and do anything to her that you want to her. You can get her back now, I’m sure your pretty mad at her.” Shinji calmly, “No, I should be mad at her but I’m not. She helped me and Rei realize something. Kaoru now starting to pay attention, “What’s that.” He then starts to hope Rei felt the bond that he had felt with her. Shinji happily, “That I love Asuka and I have for a long time. Also that Rei and I were just a fantasy that would never have really worked out in the end. We were not meant to be together the we love each other that it’s just not in that way more of a brother and sister kind of way.” Rei adds, “She also helped me realize that I like you a lot Kaoru.” Asuka and Kaoru are shocked to hear the words that are coming out of Shinji and Rei’s mouths. these were the words that they were both hoping that they would hear. Shinji walks over to Asuka. Shinji with great joy in his eyes, “Asuka don’t deny it from yourself anymore just accept and be with me always. When ever I was with I started wishing it was you. I don’t know why I just did. I saw the way you reacted when you saw Rei and I together so come and be with me please.” Tears come to Asuka’s eyes, “I love you to Shinji. I have and always will. That’s why I acted the way I did around you and made you do the things I made you do I. I want and have wanted you for a long time. I was just being stubborn I couldn’t see it and whenever I started to I ignored it.” Shinji grabs Asuka and scoops her up in his arms. He kisses her passionately and takes her into his room. He then shuts the door. Because he wants to be alone with the one he loves to talk to her about stuff and who knows what else. Rei walks over to Kaoru and kisses him he doesn’t stop her at all in fact he starts to kiss her back and sticks his tongue into her mouth and starts to probe all over it. Then their tongues mash together and their passionate embrace keeps on going. Kaoru. Finally breaks the embrace he and Rei decide to move to more private surroundings. They don’t want to be in front of everyone Akane amazed, “Is it me or has this party just really heated up or what.” She then thinks well now is as good a time as any to make a move on Kensuke. She doesn’t even let anyone answer her. She leans over to Kensuke and kisses him passionately. Kensuke is shocked by this and decides to go with he flow. He’s not sure if he should be going this fast but everyone else is and since there all drunk and uninhibited there’s not much stopping them from doing what they’re doing. Hikari and Touji notice what everyone else is doing so they decide to go into Shinji’s parents room. Since Shinji and Asuka are in Shinji’s Room. Kaoru and Rei are in the guestroom. They decide to leave Kensuke and Akane with he living Room. Yoko annoyed, “This sucks. everyone is making out except me.” Yoko goes into kitchen and starts drinking the last of the beer and other assorted types of Alcohol. Then Yoko starts to wobble a little bit and hits the floor completely trashed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shinji’s bedroom Asuka happy, “Oh Shinji I can’t believe this is happening. I’ve been in love with you ever since you saved me from dying in the lava.” Asuka thinks to herself lava when did I nearly die in lava and when did Shinji save me. Oh well he didn’t seem to notice I’ll just forget about it. Shinji lays Asuka down on the bed He then sits next to her and holds her close. Shinji says, “Asuka I’ve loved you for a long time. I just never wanted to admit it. I’m glad we’ve finally found each other. This is the greatest day of my life.” “Mine to.”, says Asuka. She leans over and kisses Shinji hard on the mouth. the 2 of then star to make out passionately for awhile. Then Shinji accidentally rips open the rest of Asuka’s shirt and they stop. Shinji looks up at Asuka and she smiles back at him. “Let’s do it Baka, I don’t know if it’s the alcohol or if it’s me w. But I know how I feel about you and how you feel about me. So let’s do it if your ready that is.” Shinji nods his head both of them strip of the rest of their clothes. They are both extremely nervous but they want to do this they know they love it each other and they are both completely plastered. They each no they are goign to lose htere virginity now and they start to have sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Author’s Note : Shinji and Asuka are the only people that Had sex tonight. The rest of the people did do some stuff here is a brief summary) Kaoru and Rei were in the guest room together sleeping. They were tired out form all the stuff they had doe. What had started out as kissing had ended up with Them fooling around. They had done everything except had sex. It probably would have stopped a lot sooner except they were really drunk in fact all of the couples went as far as they did and Yoko just passed out on the floor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Next Morning Shinji wakes up to find himself completely naked in a bed with Asuka. He smiles to himself glad that last night was not just a dream. Shinji stares down at his fiery red haird goddess. He smiles as he admires her beauty. She sleeps soundly looking completely content. Shinji look sober at the clock and sees that the rime says 11:00 Shinji, “Shit! Asuka wake up.” Asuka groggily, “huh? what? “Asuka it’s 11:00 my parents could be home anytime now!” Asuka jumps out of bed, “huh? what did you say? Oh shit let’s get going we need to clean this place up!” Asuka and Shinji wake up get their close on and fly around the house waking everyone up they all pretty much have the same reaction the Shinji and Asuka had. Then Shinji and Asuka get to Yoko who is sill passed out on the floor. Shinji tries to wake her up but to no avail. Shinji shouts, “Hey Asuka help me carry Yoko into my room my parents really don’t need to see her like this.” Shinji and Asuka carry Yoko into Shinji’s room and they lay her out on his bead. The 2 of them return to the living room and join everyone else in trying to get the place cleaned up before Shinji’s parents arrive. An hour later the places is spotless there is no evidence of the crazy and wild party that happened last night. However Yoko is still passed out on Shinji’s bed though. The 8 teenagers walk over and to were the TV is and sit down to watch it. They turn on the Channel and to their surprise. The third episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion is on. Apparently this is it’s regular night and time and the same episode is also shown every Wednesday at 9:00. The teenagers are all relaxing since it’s Saturday. They are all quite pleased that the third episode is on. In the 3rd episode they expand the character of Davis must fight another angel and undergoes Evangelion training he als makes 2 new friends. Becuse he saves them form being hurt by the 4th angel by lettin them inton the entry plug. Htere Tames are Thomas Johnson and Greg Miller. TV: Gainax had just released that it has finally completed the construction of Nerv central and the first five branches of Nerv. For those of you who have no idea what. I’m talking about. these places are much like the Battletech centers that are around the USA The Nerv centers allow fans of the series Neon genesis Evangelion to go to The Centers and play full virtual reality games. in Each center there are 9 Evangelion reconstruction’s. The Units-05 to Units-08 will not be seen in the show. There are also nine angel simulators as well. The Nerv centers have the Eva launch bay where players buy and actually wear plug suits and pilot the Eva. Not the Eva are exactly the same height as the ones in the show. The Evas are the VR machines themselves. You can play against a friend or against a computer. There is also a pilot center where people can hang out and talk about the game. Your required to have a team of nine people to play. You can either be Angels or Evas. There is also a league and the winners of each league at the respective Nerv centers will be sent to Nerv Central to participate in the World Wide Evangelion Championship. Here are the locations of the Eva centers. A list scrolls down the screen. Shinji notices that on the screen it says Tokyo-3 and that the place is only an hour a ways from his house. “Guys let’s go check the place out come on that will rock.!”, says Shinji all excited “Let’s go I can’t believe we get to pilot Evangelions!”, shouts Kensuke Kaoru frankly, “We have a problem there are eight of us and we need nine.” Akane and Hikari in unison, “Yoko!!!” Touji answers, “She’s passed out in Shinji’s room.” “Let’s go wake her up.” says, Rei The 9 teenagers wake up their friend explain to her what they saw then all 9 of them are running full speed towards the newly opened Eva center ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When they arrive at the newly opened Eva center they see a sign that says down to Nerv Branch- 2. The nine teenagers walk downstairs and see the entrance way to Nerv. It’s long wall with seven door ways that have doors that slide up into the ceiling. They are places for Id cards by each door. They are surprised that there is no line at all. They walk up to the entry gate. The light is on and it says free admission. The kids walk through the door and see a ton of kids all waiting in line. There’s a guy dressed in a Nerv uniform at the head of the crowd. “Today we are looking for permanent teams we would like to start leagues play tomorrow. The first 3 groups of nine will get free lifetime membership and free plug suits”, says Nerv Guy Shinji shouts trying to grab the guys attention, “Hey we are a team.” “Great you nine come over here.” says the Nerv guy when he notices Shinji and his friends couldn’t believe there luck. They were able to cut everybody. They were taken to a room full of plug suits. There was the standard plug suit for Unit-01 and 00. They were both white. Then the plug suit for Unit-02 which was red. The suit for Unit-03 which was blue and black. The suit for Unit-04 which was purple. The suit for Unit-05 which was yellow. The suit for Unit-06 which was green. The suit for Unit-07 which was orange. The suit for Unit-08 which was Brown. Nerv Guy explains, “Each suit corresponds to a respective Unit. Which ever suit you pick will be stored in your locker here for you and correspond to the Eva you will be piloting. Make your choices now and be sure to chose the male or female version. Shinji took the Unit-01 suit, Asuka took Unit-02’s, Rei took Unit-00’s, Touji took Unit-03’s, Kaoru took Unit-04’s, Akane took Unit-05’s, Yoko took Unit-06’s, Kensuke took Unit-08’s and Hikari took Unit-09’s Nerv Guy says, “Go get suited up and I’ll come take you to your lockers and then to the Eva bay, you nine will be the first to pilot them. If your wondering why you weren’t offered to pilot angels. the reason is because the finishing touches are being put on them.” The 9 teenagers get changed and then go to the Eva bays. The suits are skin tight thanks to the vacuum mechanism that made them conform to the pilots body features. The teenagers follow the tour guide through what seems to be a near perfect replica of Nerv headquarters from the TV series. Then they go into an elevator and up into the Eva bay. The children are amazed as they see nine huge pieces of machinery in front of them. To be continued -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry never got around to the play till it hurts part but Shinji and Asuka did So what do you guys think how long should this one be, For you porn dogs there was definitely some sexually oriented content. remember e-mail comments and criticisms to Eva_Unit_12@hotmail.com. this one should get posted a long with the other one. One more this read A1-1bus works. A new world for Shinji and Asuka. Also check out Kaoru Nagisa. Those 2 are on Tabris enterprises on Geocities. Don’t forget to check out Jim Lazar’s the Garden of Eva. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Genesis 1:3 In this episode the Eva videogame is activated for the first time. Will it be as addicting as games such as Metal Gear Solid or Xenogears. I think it will so what was last night was it just passion and stupid words form a bunch of drunk teenagers. Yoko will Yoko ever get laid. if anyone has ever seen Devil Hunter Yoko you know Yoko never gets laid. My Yoko has nothing to do with the Devil hunter. But she just might get laid. It’s all in the next episode They’ll be more fan service. Also more characters from Eva appear. Is It Virtual or Real/Truth behind words.