After all this time these many months here it is the final chapter of the What the Hell saga. It’s taken me so long to get this done because I have been working lately got to get money to get money to buy Anime. Any how I would like to say thanks to the following people. Kaoru Nagisa and Anthony Dantuono they have helped me with this fic a lot. If you don’t; know there series by now then you must have been skipping My intro’s. Thanks to these other great people Axel Terizaki, Greg Thomas, Alain Gravel, Dr. Suekeichi Kaiton, Shinji the 10’oclock assassin. These people rock check out there websites and there fics. Well enough of my blabbering now. Time to get on with the story. Opps forgot Disclaimer. Story mine, New characters mine. Everything else is copyrighted by someone else probably if it’s not then it’s mine. I just write Eva I don’t make any money so don’t sue me it would get you nothing. The final Chapter of The What the Hell Saga all secrets revealed all questions Answered. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What The Hell Happened To Neon Genesis Evangelion Genesis 1:10 Final Genesis, Unescapable Destiny They had been back in Nevada for a week now. There month in Tokyo-3 had passed quickly a lot faster then any of them expected it to. The 5 Japanese were now enrolled in the local high school. They had to use the universal translators all the time now. Nerv had made some improvements on it and now it also translated there word into English. The odd thing though for the 6 of them that had been in Japan was that they could not remember part of there time there it was just a complete blank. To them. they had definitely done something extremely important but they could not remember it for the life of them. They did not have much free time anymore. They went to school and then they trained in Eva. There were 9 units now and some of the pilots had been given different Units. Shinji was still pilot of Unit-01, Auska was Unit-02’s pilot, Rei piloted Unit-00, Eric Piloted Unit-03, Anthony piloted Unit-04, Darian piloted Unti-05, Yoko piloted Unit-06, Kristin Piloted Unit-07, Anna piloted Unit-08 and Kaoru was now the pilot 0f Unit-09. The amount of Evas in the game had been increased to 10 now. The 10 children were in pilot country now since it was there hang out place. But what was surprising was that Nerv seemed nosier then ever there were all types of new people around. “What’s with all these new people here?” asked Anthony “I don’t know but it looks like Nerv is getting ready for something big.” said Kaoru “But why would they do that. They only make the Eva videogame nothing else.” said Anna “Something is going on here and I don’t like it one bit.” said Darian “Nerv has been hiding something ever since we got here.” said Asuka “I think we should find out what’s going on tonight.” said Shinji “I agree with Shinji but we can’t we have that party to go to tonight.” said Yoko “Damn I forgot about that but it will be fun as hell. The guy that’s having it David is getting a lot of Alcohol.” said Anthony “Sweet that party is going to kicks ass let’s get going.” said Eric -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) David’s house The 10 members of the Evangelion all stars arrived at the party. Anthony knocked on the door David opened the door. He had a bear in his hands. “Yo guys wuz up. The party started like half an hour ago so your late.” said David “Yeah we know but were here to party know so let’s.” said Asuka David took a huge swig of his beer an motioned for the 10 teenagers to follow him. They all did. He led them into his kitchen. In the kitchen were 3 kegs of beer 7 cases of assorted beers and a counter full of all sort of Hard liquor. All of there jaws dropped “I think I am in heaven.” said Darian “So do I.” said Eric “That’s good now drink up and have a good time. I’ll be around later guys.” said David The 10 teenagers drank anything and everything in sight. Until they were all completely drunk of there ass “OK we are screwed.” said Darian slurrily “Oh yeah.... we *hick up* drank way to much.” said Asuka “You can *hick* say that again Asuka-Chan.” said Shinji “Hey guys *hick* let’s hick go back to base *hick* and * hick have *hick* some fun.” said Darian “*hick* Good idea Darian.” said Anthony The ten of them got up and left they said good bye to David there gracious host and made there way back to NERV HQ for some fun. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Nerv HQ “Sir the children are back.” said lieutenant Bates “Good tomorrow they will face there greatest trial.” said the Nerv Commander “Shale we make sure the children do not participate in any sexual activities tonight.?” asked the lieutenant “No I may be a cruel person but let them enjoy there last days as normal children.” said the Commander “Yes sir finally the promised time is at hand.” said Bates “Yes it is tomorrow we will all face our greatest Trial.” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Shinji awoke with Asuka lying silently in his arms. She was silently sleeping. he looked at the clock it was early. Way to early he should still be sleeping. Suddenly his head began to hurt. “What, what is this pain?” thought Shinji Suddenly he was not in his room anymore he was in a theater dressed in his old school uniform. There were 3 girls around him. His vision was blurry. Then it was clear the 3 girls were Asuka, Rei and Misato. “Are you ready Shinji?” asked Misato “Ready, ready for what?” shouted Shinji “And why the hell am I here?” asked Shinji “I see he’s has still not recovered all of the memories yet.” said Rei “Shinji you Baka don’t you remember anything yet.” shouted Asuka “Why are you here? why am I here?, You’re not, Asuka, Rei, or Misato. Why are you wearing plug suits and Misato why are you wearing a Nerv uniform.” asked Shinji getting weirded out. “You will understand after all this world is everything you wished for. The 3 girls vanished and Shinji was suddenly back in his room. Asuka lay next to him still fast asleep. Shinji could not help but wonder what that dream had meant. But he was to tired and lazy to think about right now. He and Asuka had went at it for awhile. Shinji lay his head down on the pillow again and went to sleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Nerv Command Center “Commander we have detected the object it is closing in on us quickly the estimated time of arrival is approximately 4 hours.” said Bates “Get the Evas ready for launch we have to be ready. I want no surprises to happen. wake the children up with a training alarm one hour before the object arrives. Then get them all prepared and into the Evas” said the Commander. “Sir what should I say to them when we escort them to the other bay instead of the normal training bay. Won’t they also notice that they are in the dessert rather then the virtual city?” asked Bates “Just tell them we are training them for a new scenario which we are adding to the game. The games needs to break away from the TV series. Or something like that. I am leaving it in your hands Bates.” said the Commander as he left the room. “Jeez why is it up to me” thought Bates -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption 1 hr later) “Lieutenant Bates the object has just doubled it’s speed no wait it is going even faster it will be here in approximately an hour.” said a con officer. The Lieutenant snapped into a full upright position and hit the training alarm switch. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Darian’s Bedroom Darian fell out of bed as he heard the alarm ring. Kristen was lying on the floor next to him. they both scrambled to their feet and went to get there plug suits. “Damn surprise training I hate when they do this!” shouted Darian “Well we gotta be the best team after all we are there all star team.” said Kristen “Good point dear let’s go meet up with the others.” said Darian The 2 of them exited Darian’s Bedroom and they were met by the others with Shinji leading them down the hall. They were all running. Soon they were at the Eva simulator but there were guards blocking the door way. “Hey Let us through.” shouted Eric “ We are the Eva all-star team you know.” “I do know this boy but I have been told to direct you to simulation chamber A3. We are testing out new simulator programs and more advanced simulators. They also want you to test out a new level.” said the Guard “Wow that is awesome.” said Anna “We will escort you.” said the other guard It took the pilots about 15 to 20 minutes to get to Simulator Bay A3. Plus it had already taken them 5 minutes to get to the normal simulation room. The doors to the simulator bay woshes open. The pilots were on the ground floor. The looked up at there Gigantic Evangelions. All of the Units were there 1-10. There were techs al over the place working on the massive simulators. “Jesus I have never seen so many techs working on the simulators before. Have you Shinji” asked Anthony “No I haven’t this is very odd.” said Shinji “I agree with you Shinji.” said Kaoru “You said NERV was hiding something it looks like we may find out just that.” “I hope that it is really just nothing.” said Rei “I agree with you for once wondergirl.” said Asuka No one seemed to notice Asuka’s name for Rei but Shinji. It sounded so familiar like she used it all the time but she doesn’t. It seems she only uses it when she is around Evas at least that’s when she uses it the most. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Nerv Command Center “The Children have arrived sir. They are with the Evangelions now.” said Lieutenant Bates “How long till we can have the Evas and the Children prepared for launch?” asked the Commander “It will take a few minutes sir. Since the target picked up speed we were not expecting it so. Soon. We expected it here at 0800 hours but now it will be here at 0600. we can have the Evas and the children ready about 5 minutes before the target arrives.” said Lieutenant Bates “Good Put the Children inside the Evas right now I want them to have some time to get used to being in these ones. It will be different then before.” said the Commander Suddenly an alarm went off in the bridge and the raidar appeared on the main viewer. The target had split up into ten smaller targets. “Sir we have multiple target now what are we going to do.” said Bates “Everything will stay the same. I had planned for this. Do not worry.” said The Commander “Yes sir.” said Bates but he was still worried. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Simulator room A3 The 10 teenagers got into there Evas. “Wow this feels different then before the seats are definitely more comfortable and I feel like I have way more control over the Eva.” said Yoko “Yeah I know what you mean.” said Anthony “Yeah this most definitely like the other simulators. It feels almost real.” said Anna Shinji sat in his and to him it felt like he had done this 100 times. He had not felt like that in the simulators but in this one he did why? Suddenly this orange liquid began to flood the Entry plug. All 10 of the teenagers freaked out at first but then they all remembered one it was. It was lcl or something like it. they had seen it a 100 times or more in the TV series. “Wow these are definitely more real then the other ones they even have lcl.” said Kaoru “Yeah but isn’t that just a little strange .”said Asuka “Yeah it is.” said Kristin “What do you think Shinji?” asked Anthony. “I don’t know what to think.” said Shinji “I say we just wait and see what happens there is not much more we can do.” said Asuka “Yeah your right let’s just take it easy then.” said Yoko The children waited in the Evas for awhile they had soon lost track of time. Soon the object that was closing in on NERV was going to be there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Command Center “Sir the objects are now 15 minutes away from the our projected intercept point.” said Bates “Connect the Children to the Evas and launch. It’s time they experienced real battle. This Angelic Wave must be stopped no matter the cost.” said The Commander Bates initiated the procedure connecting each of the Children to the Evas. Inside the Evas the Children each felt something in there minds but it was gone. None of them mentioned anything since they just thought they were imagining things. “Children are connected sir.” said Bates “Launch the Evas and weapon chest we can’t send them out there without weapons.” said the Commander The Evas were launched. All of the Children did notice that if felt different then ever before. Soon they were in the dessert and next to them was a cart full of weapons. “Huh this is not like any scenario we have ever been in before.” remarked Asuka “Yeah your right I don’t like it.” said Anthony “Everyone be on your guard.” said Shinji “Yeah let’s get all of our weapons together and get ready for a major onslaught.” said Kaoru Each of the Evas grabbed there weapons. They each had their favorite weapons so there was one thing in there favor. “Shinji I am detecting 10 angels on route to our position no make that there here.” said Kristen The 10 evas looked up and the small plateau that was right in front of them. On top of that plateau were 10 angels that looked like the third Angel from the TV series. “Well what are we waiting here for let’s attack .” said Eric “Yeah Charge!!!!!!!” shouted Anna The 10 Evas rushed at the angels and the angels descended from the plateau to meet them in combat. One of the Angels landed on Eric. He let out a scream as his Eva fell to the ground. “Eric what’s wrong?” asked Anna really worried Unit-03 knocked the Angel that was on top of it off. “It hurt when landed on me. I’m feeling what the Eva feels.” said Eric Right after he said that Rei screamed as she failed to dodge on of the Angels Energy attacks. The attack pierced Unit-00’s shoulder blade. “Rei!!!!!!” shouted Kaoru “I’m fine but that hurt like a bitch.” said Rei “What ,what’s going on here its not supposed to be like this.” said Shinji What was he talking about. Then suddenly it all came back to him. His past life third impact the world after third impact. His decision. “Just what the hell is this!!!!!!!!” shouted out Shinji Then Shinji’s’ Eva was attacked by an Angel. The Angel picked up Unit-01 and pounded unit-01 with it’s energy Spike. The Eva was soon impaled on it. Shinji opened his eyes he was no longer in an Eva. He was in an amphitheater. He was sitting in a chair. Misato, Rei and Asuka stood in a circle around him. They looked different. Misato was wearing a red military jacket and pip that marked her as major. Rei and Asuka were both wearing there plug suits but there eyes looked different. It seemed that they had each experienced a lot of hardship. “What the hell is this why am I here again why am I fighting Angels just what is going on. This is not what I wished for!!!” shouted Shinji “Is it?” said Rei “Shinji you wished for rebirth. You wished to start again anew. That wish was granted.” said Misato “But why are there Angels here?” asked Shinji “Baka you still don’t get it you were given a second chance.” said Asuka “A chance to live again.” said Rei “A chance to prevent third impact.” said Misato “A chance to live your live differently.” said Asuka “But why, why are there Angels and Evas?” asked Shinji “The Evas and Angels are a part of your life and everyone’s it’s impossible to get ride of them.” said Misato “You were doing great just when your life gets hard you can’t except it you try to run away from it all. That’s just like you” said Asuka “You made so much progress don’t give up now you have a chance to make the world right again and save it from disaster.” said Misato “Or it will be like this.” said Rei pointing to the only window in the amphitheater. Outside of the amphitheaters was the entire world in ruins “You have a choice once again Shinji.” said Misato “Your new world destroyed.” said Rei “Or your new world thriving.” said Asuka “I will go back this time and I will not fail I will try my hardest and fight my hardest. I will succeed. 3rd impact will not happen.” said Shinji. Then Shinji was back in his Eva. He was impaled on a an Angels Energy spike “SHIIIIIIIINNNNNNJJJJIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!” screamed Asuka “I’m all right Asuka in fact I am better then all right. Team this is real we must fight are hardest I know it may be hard to believe now but we are all that stand between the world and destruction. Destroy these Angels.” shouted Shinji The entire team heard him but hey could not quite believe it. But it made sense it was exactly like the TV show. “All right guys let’s kick there asses we are protecting the planet for real now.” said Anthony. “Yeah!!!!!!”shouted the team in unison The team regrouped they all got together in a line and drew there weapons all of them except for Shinji. He was still impaled on the Angels’ spike. “Erghhh I can’t move. Guys I think I am finished.” said Shinji “I’ll get you down Shinji.” said Eric “No stay away the Angel could self destruct and take both of us with it fight the other ones forget about.” said Shinji “Shinji!!!” cried Asuka “That’s an order.” said Shinji Then Suddenly Shinji heard a voice whisper to him, “ Your not done for yet.” The Eyes of Evangelion Unit-01 light up. The Unit removes itself from the spike. Then Draws it;s\ sword and cleaves the Angel in two. The team is now one. Unit-01 charges at Another Angel brandishing it’s sword. It leaps into the air and slashes it’s sword downward. End of What the Hell Happened to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Next the Non Lemon sequel to the story. Unescapable Destiny -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well it took me a long time to get that finished I really dragged my ass with it because I Was taking a break from writing Fanfiction. Well now I’m back I will eventually finish up A wish Come True and Eva4047 is really getting under way now the first ep will be out as soon as we get the art also SDAT clash is coming back edited and different. Sorry to Axel once Again. The next series is a collaborative project. My sight will be getting updated soon. Hopefully a major revamp on it soon. Well Until I start UD peace out and keep it real.