What The Hell Happened To Neon Genesis Evangelion Genesis 1:7 New Place/New Friends Ok well here I am back again for another story. Jeez I have written a lot of episodes for the series recently hopefully it will be all done soon. I would like to thank Kaoru Nagisa for working with me on a few projects and for writing EvaLeSs an awesome read and for letting me uses his characters in my fic. Thanks to Anthony Dantuono for being a great guy and for letting me uses Anthony Draven in this fic. Read his fics the Saga Continues and Eva: A World Twisted. thanks to Dr. Sukeichi Kaiton for pre-reading my fics and for the awesome Story Adam and Eve. Also everyone check out Alain Gravel’s stuff and Axel Terizaki’s. They both have awesome stuff. Ok I think that’s all the acknowledgments I need to make. If I forgot anybody then you should be in my end notes. Check out my webpage at www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Subway/9523/fanfics.html. Now here it What The Hell episode 7 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Airport A week had passed since the Eva championships. Shinji and the gang were at the airport waiting for there flight to arrive. They were going to Nevada to participate in the Eva National championships. “Err when is the plane going to get here.” whines Asuka “Soon Asuka-Chan, soon.” says Shinji “Will the Japanese Evangelion Champions please report to gate 78 for your private flight to Nevada.” said the loud speaker. The nine teenagers walk towards gate 78. “I had no idea this was a private flight.” remarks Kensuke “None of us did.” says Yoko As thy get closer and closer to the gate they notice more and more people around them. Then when they finally get to the gate they can hardly get through. There are tons and tons of fans saying things like kick American ass. You guys rock. Will you marry me. Apparently they were now stars. “Maybe televising the finals was not such a good idea.” says Shinji “No kidding.” says Touji The guys were hating every moment of there stardom while the girls were loving it. They’re making there way through the crowd. There were security team on either side protecting the teenagers from being groped. The guys were hating every minute of it while the girls were loving the attention that is, until one of the girls took of her shirt and asked all of the guys to sign her breasts. That is when the guys changed there mind perhaps this wouldn’t be so bad after all. They all sign the girls 37DDD breasts. That’ when the girls deiced they don’t like this anymore. The 4 guys get raped on the head and fall to the ground. Then there girlfriends drag them onto the plane. Once they are aboard the girls drop them and walk away from them. “What was that for.” asks Touji “Yeah why did you do that.” asks Kaoru “Why you etchi’s are asking why.” shouts Asuka “You know why.” says Hikari “Yeah you signed that girls breast.” says Rei “Oh yeah well we weren’t like flirting with all the guys that wanted to fuck us.” says Touji “Oh shut up.” says Asuka. Shinji watches his friends fight they were screaming so loud that they missed the announcement that they would be taking off soon. Shinji quietly gets up and takes his seat. Yoko had no reason to argue and fight so she followed Shinji’s lead. The plane starts to move and they are all arguing and no one notices it. Then the plane revs it’s engines and the 7 teens looked around all confused. “What’s going on?” asks Akane Then the plane lifts off sending the 7 none seated teens flying backwards towards the rear wall. crash they smash into the back wall at full force. Then 7 of them end up in this huge pile. “At last peace and quiet.” says Shinji “Yes peace and quiet.” says Yoko -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Nevada Airport The flight had been long it had been an 8hr flight. They had slept most of the way since 7 of them had been all tired and were sore because they had slammed into the back wall. When they got off the plane there were no huge crowds just 3 people in Nerv uniforms. “Come with us we will take you to HQ.” says one of them The 9 teenagers follow them to a bus that can seat 30 people. They get on the bus and find that 9 seats have been set aside for them. About a minute later 9 other teenagers get on. Then a few minutes after that nine more. Then the 3 Nerv guys get on the bus. “All right we are taking you to your rooms.” says one of the guys in Japanese, German and English “When you get there you will receive a universal translator, the U.N gave it to us to test since we, are having a gathering of so many people who speak different languages in on place.” “Well off we go.” said the third guy. The bus drives through this huge and amazing city and it keeps going until it goes to the dessert. The bus drives about 3 miles into the dessert then it enters this underground tunnel which took them to NERV HQ. at first the tunnel is walled and then they could see it. The Geofront. Everyone let out an audible gasp at it’s beauty it looks exactly like the one in the TV series it was incredible. “It’s beautiful” says Yoko “Yes it is.” says Kaoru. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) 3 hours later. Asuka was lost. She had lost the gang about an hour ago when they were all going to go to the pool. Err she hated being lost, especially in this place she had gone around in circles on the conveyor belt about 5 times. She didn’t recognize this place though. It was not on any of the maps either. Then suddenly in front of here these 2 big door woosh open. On either side of her are 5 Evas. She recognized all of the Eva’s except for one of them. It said Unit-09 on it’s arm. It was gray and black and it had the head of Unit-03 except with four eyes like Unit-02’s. Asuka wondered what she had just found. Then it dons on her this must be one of the simulation rooms. She had better get out of there before she got in trouble. Asuka leaps on to the conveyor belt that is going the other way and goes back to looking for her friends. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Some where in NERV HQ “Everything is going according to plan.” says a shadowy figure “Yes sir the candidates are all present and our forces will be ready at the appointed time.” replies another figure. “Good then humanity does have a chance yet.” says the figure -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Pilot Country Asuka finds her way into pilot country bad there are her friends sitting down drinking so... “Umm excuse me Jayson.” says a voice The Author stops What he is doing and looks at the screen. A little figure appears on it “Malachy what the hell are you doing here can’t you see I am busy.” says Jayson “Umm I kinda need to borrow your characters.” says Malachy “Why the hell do you need my characters?” asks Jayson “Well you see Conner Ikari is going to try and destroy the SDAT multiverse and I nee your characters and Anthony Dantuono’s character to save the day. He’s going to kidnap Terri Ikari and mess up the balance” says Malachy “Malachy why do you always come to me with your problems. Write this fanfic, write lemons, write a lemon and non lemon version of What The Hell. All of the stuff I have written has been so you will have more universes to protect an watch over. Thanks to you I am up to my ears in fanfics not that I mind writing them or anything. I still haven’t finished my first series and you are keeping me from doing that so good bye.” says Jayson “Ummm what about your characters I need them?” asks Malachy “Fine, fine after chapter nine.” says Jayson “I need them soon, you know impending disaster.” says Malachy “I said after chapter nine anytime before that and you’ll ruin the plot and then you’ll have another disaster to deal with.” says Jayson “Fine, fine but I can’t control Conner.” says Malachy “Well you had better delay him for awhile then. Protecting SDAT is your job writing fics for SDAT is mine. besides if SDAT goes down I will still have my site to post fics. Now get the hell outta here and let me finish” says Jayson “Fine, fine, but I’ll be back.” says Malachy The figure vanishes. “That’s what I get for trying to read fics from SDAT and write one at the same time. Sheesh.” mutters Jayson. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Pilot Country (Author’s note looks exactly like the one in the second branch) Asuka finds here friends in pilot country siting down drinking sodas. “Asuka-Chan where did you go.” asks Shinji “I got lost sorry.” answers Asuka “That’s ok.” says Hikari Asuka sits down with her friends and they chat for awhile about nothing. Kensuke and Kaoru are trying to figure out a way to make there own universal translators and patent them and sell them before the U.N. does. Then 2 people get into the Eva simulator. One guy selects Evangelion Unit-05 and the other selects Evangelion Unit-04. Shinji and the gang decide to go watch it. The battle is a long one. Both Evas have swords and it looks like a lightsaber duel from a Star Wars movie. Then Unit-05 takes a chance and hurls it’s sword and as luck would have it he severs Unit-05’s head. The battle lasted like half an hour. The 2 combatants stepped out of the machine. “That was awesome Anthony you almost had me a few times there.” says One kid “Yeah that was an awesome battle.” says The other kid. Yoko was most impressed with the fight and she also thought the kid called Anthony was really hot. “Isn’t Anthony hot.” says Yoko “Well go talk to him.” says Akane “I’m to nervous.” respond Yoko “Fine then were all going over there.” says Asuka Yoko tries to make a run for it but is stooped by Hikari and Akane. The 9 teens walk over to where the Anthony and the other kid had gone to sit down. “Hey that was some great fighting you guys did.” says Touji “Thanks.” replied the other kid “Do you know who these people are?” asks Anthony The 8 kids at the table take a long look at the 9 standing before them “I got it.” says the kid who fought Anthony, This is Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Kaoru, Kensuke, Akane, Touji, Hikari and Yoko.” The 9 teenager were shocked to hear all of their names listed off so easily. “ We saw your battle about a week ago it was awesome it was one of the few that was televised.” says Anthony. “Oh that explains it.” says Kensuke The kid that had fought Anthony stood up he was tall white he was averagely built and had nice shoulder but his most striking feature though is that his left eye is green and the right one is blue “Sorry I should have introduced myself, I am Darian Furlan captain of the American Eva team, that is my second In command Anthony Draven.” said the boy “Hey aren’t you going to introduce the rest of our team.” says Anthony “Your second in command it is beneath me to do things like that.” says Darian jokingly “All right, all right, This Anna Smith, Jane Dawson, Eric Kendrick, Jeremy Kiner, Kristin Mattheson and Dorian Jameson.” “Your battle was awesome.” says Kristin “Yeah it was wicked cool.” says Jeremy “Hey we live around here because we are the American champions so there is going to be a huge party down here later tonight. Everyone’s invited but we haven’t spread the word yet, so you guys coming.” asks Darian “Well definitely be there.” answers Yoko then she winks at Anthony “That’ll be awesome.” says Anthony and winks back at Yoko Then the American team leaves and Shinji and the gang decide they might as well leave to since there is nothing happening. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Anthony and Darian’s room “Ok where alone.” says Darian, “What was with that wink you gave that girl Yoko.” “I don’t know.” says Anthony, “ there is just something about her.” “You like her don’t you?” inquires Darian “Could be.” says Anthony “So ask her out.” “No way I just meet her.” “So she’s not going to be around for long.” “Hey, hey why don’t you let me worry about my love life and you worry about yours bro.” “What are you talking about?” “Kristin.” “Were just friends.” “Ok, ok but I’m not asking Yoko out until you ask Kristin.” “Whatever Kristin’s my friends.” “What about at Jane’s party.” “We were both drunk of our asses then.” “Being drunk only makes you less inhibited bro.” “Oh shut up.” “Fine, I’ll ask Kristin out if you ask Yoko out.” “If I really like her.” “Ok if you really like her. Deal? “Deal.” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Pilot Country Shinji and the gang arrive at pilot country and find it looking exactly like it always does. And the other teams from around the world are looking for the party to “Ok What’s the deal?” asks Yoko “Are you ready to rock.” comes Darian’s voice over the loud speaker. The whole crowd let up a raucous cheer. Then suddenly thing start to move around walls flip over things slide away and pilot country was now party central. There was a stage with a DJ stand beside it. Anthony is on the stage along with Darian holding microphones. “All right we are going to give you guys a taste of American music. What I mean by that is we are going to hear some, ska, punk, techno and rap tonight everybody.” “We are also a band who loves to play ska so we are going to play 3 songs for ya then let the DJ take over.” shouts Anthony The rest of the American Evangelion team come out also and pick up there instruments. Darian picks up an electric guitar and so does Jeremy. Kristin picks up a trumpet and so does Jane. Anthony is the singer. Eric picks up a sax and Dorian and Anna pick up trombones. “You guys all know how to skank right?” asks Darian. He gets a large cheer from every group except for Shinji’s but he doesn’t notice. The reason for this is that most of the people are involved in the underground. The only 2 countries were Evangelion was televised and still is televised widely is the states and Japan everywhere else it’s hard to see but the game was still popular. “All right here we go, This song was by a 20th century band called Less Than Jake it’s called Liberty City.” Shinji and the gang went over and sat at the bar while they watched everyone skank. “Good music I have never heard anything like it before.” “That is one weird dance though.” says Asuka. “It does look kinda fun though.” says Shinji “Yeah it does.” remarks Touji The band plays two more songs by Less Than Jake one is Help keep the youth of America from exploding and all my best friends are Metalheads. Then they got off stage and the DJ took over. He put on Keep there heads rigning by doctor Dre. Shinji and the gang didn’t feel like dancing. Mainly because they all felt out of place. Then the American Eva team came up to them. Anthony sneaks up behind Yoko and put his hand on her shoulder which makes Yoko jump. But when she notices who it is she smiles. “So why weren’t you guys dancing while we were playing?” asks Kristin “We don’t know how to dance like that.” responds Rei “You guys wanna learn.” asks Jeremy “Sure it looked pretty cool.” says Yoko “The dance goes like this.” says Jane And she shows them the dance at regular speed. While she is doing that the song changes to Cypress Hill Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up. Jane stopped as soon as the song switched. “Great I can’t show it to you guys with this music playing.” I’ll have them play something good in a second and you can try it.” says Jane The 18 teenagers wait for the song to end and Anthony has the DJ play a song by Reel Big Fish another old song it’s called Sell Out. The 18 kids start to skank. It takes awhile for Shinji to get the hang of it but they do and they have a blast. The song cuts right into another Reel Big Fish sing called Everything Sucks. The 18 teenagers skan away with everyone else except Shinji accidentally kicks one of the people in front of him. The kid stumbles and falls into someone in front of him. The kid gets up and walks over to Shinji. He pushes Shinji “What The fuck was that for!” shouts the kid “Ugh I’m sorry it was an accident.” says the fallen over Shinji “Well me and the entire Russian Eva team are going to kick your ass for it.” Asuka is helping Shinji up a long with Darian. Asuka hears what the boy said and shot a death glance at his way. Then the crowd says, “Yeah well all help you kick his ass. Those Japanese think they are the best.” “Hey I’m warning you to leave him alone.” says Anthony “Yeah and what are you going to do about.” says some kid from the China team. “Well all stand with him.” says Kristen “Oh yeah and what can Japan and America do against the rest of the world.?” says some smart ass German kid “A lot.” answers Touji. “Like I believe that.” says an African kid. The kid throws a punch at Touji which he blocks and then he kicks the kid into a wall. That’s it the fights on now the Japanese and American teams are completely surrounded. “Great how are we going to get out of this one?” asks Kensuke “Easy!” Answers Darian as he kicks someone in the head, “We Fight.” To Be continued.............. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well that’s the end of another part of What The Hell happened to Neon Genesis Evangelion I hope you like it. I had a blast writing it there are only 3 parts left to it so yawl look out for them ok. I am still working on Eva4047 which should have been on SDAT last week but it wasn’t so it should be up along with this one. I will work on A Wish Come True when I get the chance to. Need to do a lot more work on 4047 also look for SDAT clash which I will be working on as soon as What The Hell Is Done. Well I’m outta here see ya around in the fanfic Universe Next Episode What The Hell Happened To Neon Genesis Evangelion Genesis 1:8 Fight For your lives/The Championship Begins