Here it comes. The 9th part of What The Hell Happened to Neon Genesis Evangelion. The next part will be the final chapter. Well on to the Thank Yous. I’d like to thank Anthony Dantuono for helping me out my giving me great feedback and for writing one of my personal favorite series Eva: A World Twisted. He also wrote another great series the saga continues and a one shot fic Called Child of Vengeance currently only available on my sight until SDAT goes back up and its put up on in other word if Daruma likes it. I would also like to thank him for giving me the idea to have Yoko be the aggressive one in the lemon version of What The Hell part 8. I would also like to thank Kaoru Nagisa for working on me on Eva4047 and other projects. Read his fic EvaLess it’s awesome and one of my personal faves. Check out both of his websites. Tabris Enterprises and The EvaLeSs homepage. I would also like to Thank A-I-Bus for the criticism he gave my fic which made it better. I don’t know if he still reads it but the fic now has direction. I would also Like to thank Chewie for his awesome fic Man’s Triumph Over Nature. I would also like to thank Axel Terizaki and Alain Gravel for there wonderful fics. The Child of Love and the One I Love is. Now your usual disclaimer. The story is mine every character on the American Eva team is mine accept for Anthony Draven who is owned by my good friend Anthony Dantuono and is used with he’s permission. I don’t own Eva big corporations who make money own it. We all love Gainax though I just write it for fun and don’t sue me because I ain’t got nothing. With out further ado What The Hell Part 9. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What The Hell Happened To Neon Genesis Evangelion Genesis 1:9 Championship/Prelude To adventure/The Beginning of the End -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Eva Simulation Unit-01 roared and leapt at Asuka’s attacker. It garbed The Evangelion by the head and tore the head out and bellowed out in fury. Unit-02 dropped to the ground and looked at Shinji’s Eva in horror. It was a sight she had seen 4 times before. What four she had only seen his Eva flip out once. Her head was starting to hurt. So this is what Shinji was talking about then she blacked out as a rush of images assaulted her mind. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Control Room “Sir Unit-1’s synch ration is rising it has reached 400%. It’s a good thing that the link up is not running this time we could have lost half of headquarters.” said A Nerv Lieutenant “Yes it is a good thing lieutenant. But the news is only good it means the simulation is everything we created it to be. They will definitely be prepared at the appointed time we will have the people we need.” said A man in a commanders uniform “Sir shall I end the simulation because of Unit-01.” said The Lieutenant “No I want to see how this plays out and collect all the data about this freak malfunction that you can. Also kill the monitors which link the game to pilot country” said The commander “Yes sir.” said the Lieutenant -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Pilot Country The American Eva team sat in pilot country watching the Eva battle since so many teams had left it was once again safe for them to go there. They were watching their friends match when suddenly the monitors went dead “Just what it the hell is going on!” shouted Anthony rising out of his chair -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) The Simulation Unit-01 was going crazy. It had just come flying into the battle out of Nowhere. Touji and Kensuke were in the midst of battling Units-04 and 02 when Unit-01 came flying in out of Nowhere and completely destroyed them. It literally ripped them to Shreds. And it did not stop there the berserk Eva went and ripped through then entire other team. and at the end it let out a mighty roar which Shinji’s friends could only watch in horror. Then the simulation ended declaring them as the victors. All of the Japanese Eva team got out of there Eva’s accept for Shinji and Asuka. “Hey where are Shinji and Asuka?” asked Kensuke “Didn’t they get out of there Eva’s?” asked Yoko “I didn’t see them let’s go check on them.” aid Hikari Just as she said that Asuka and Shinji stumbled out of the simulation room. They walked up to the group. “Sorry for taking so long.” said Asuka “Yeah sorry guys.” said Shinji The 2 of them were standing on there own then suddenly they both collapsed Shinji fell into Kaoru’s arms and Asuka into Hikari’s “Lets’ take them up to there room and meet the American’s in pilot country after that.” said Rei “Sounds like a plan.” said Akane Touji carried Shinji and Yoko carried Asuka. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Pilot Country The 7 teenagers walked into pilot country where they were greeted by there friends. “Were are Shinji and Asuka.” asked Eric “They’re not feeling well and are sleeping in there room.” said Rei “That sucks.” said Darian who had his arms wrapped around Kristin’s waist “I hope they fell better soon. I wanted to talk to Asuka about a few things.” said Kristin “Let’s go sit down and talk for a little so far everytime we try to have a conversation about stuff something always comes up.” said Anna “Well after you guys beat the last team there are only four team left now Including us son I don’t think there will be any trouble.” remarked Anthony. The 16 teenagers went and sat down at the biggest table in the pilot country. They were able to site there and talk about things quietly like, music. And there interest for awhile. But that did not last to long. The 2 other remaining teams still greatly resented the Americans and the Japanese for the asswooping they got when the world tried to kick there asses. The German and the Austrians walked over to the Americans and the Japanese. “So you guys think you are all that?” asked a Big German kid “Yeah you guys believe that you can’t be beat in reality and in a simulation.” said some Austrian “There is no way you guys are going to beat us we are the best.” said another German kid Touji and Anthony both stood up at the insults they were receiving. Anthony got all up in the face of the Austrian who had been insulting them and Touji got up in the face of the German. “Oh is that what you think.” said Touji “Yeah is that what you guys think.” said Anthony “Oh and are you guys going to do something about that or what.” said The Austrian Anthony was about to punch the Austrian guy in the face when he felt a gentle hand on his shoulder. He looked behind him and Yoko was there. “He’s not worth it Anthony let’s just go we’ll beet them in the simulation.” said Yoko “I’m sorry your right Yoko.” said Anthony He turned his back on the Austrian. Touji had been talked to by Hikari and he was also backing off. Then suddenly Anthony sensed danger eh turned around and caught the Austrian’s fist in his hand. “Don’t mess with boy you have no idea what you are doing.” said Anthony Anthony let go of the boys fist and he walked away form the Austrian. Then both the American and Japanese Eva teams left pilot country with the Germans and Austrian calling insults out at them as they left. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Shinji and Asuka’s room Shinji woke up and found himself lying on the bed Asuka was lying next to him. Her arms were rapped around his waist. Then Shinji noticed his shirt was wet Asuka was crying and he could hear her whispering “Mama, please no , no mama don’t kill me.” said Asuka Shinji was worried about Asuka he gently stroked her head. She awoke with a start. Tears were streaming down her face. “Shinji what are you doing here. Where, where is she.” said Asuka frightened. “It’s ok Asuka you had a nightmare. I’m here don’t worry.” said Shinji He sat up and pulled Asuka close to him he wrapped her arms around her waist and held her close. She felt comfort in his embrace and stopped crying “It was not a dream though it seems more like a memory it was awful. It was bout my mother trying to kill me accept I was a little girl. But my mom and I have a great relationship it was weird.” said Asuka Shinji froze for a second after she said that. He had felt the same thing before it was not fun and it scared Shinji that Asuka was going through it. Asuka felt him freeze up and made her own connection to the time when Shinji had been in the hospital. She decided that it would be best for both of them if they took there mind of the subject. Asuka turned to face Shinji. She kissed him on the lips. And they both began to only pay attention to each other. A few second after they started to make out they heard a knock on the door. “Whoever they are they have absolute awful timing.” said Shinji into a kiss “I know exactly what you mean.” said Asuka The 2 reluctantly broke the kiss and Asuka went to answer the door. She opened it up and it revealed all of her friends. Anthony was leading the pack and noticed. that Shinji was lying on the bed and he had red marks on his face. “Sorry about the bad timing.” said Anthony “It’s ok.” said Asuka (annoyed) “Can we come in we have to talk to you about something.” said Anthony “Yeah sure.” said Asuka (still annoyed about the interruption) The 17 teenager entered the room and everyone said that they were glad Shinji and Asuka were felling better. “Well we just had a run with The Germans and Austrians.” said Kensuke “Those guys are such assholes.” said Touji “Well since we do not feel like getting into a brawl again we figured we would prank them.” said Anna “Now we need to come up with a plan for this masterful prank we are going to do.” said Darian “We thought you could help us brainstorm one and we know you guys would want to help.” said Kristin “Yeah count us in!” shouted Asuka evilly “Guys wait a second before we plan the prank we were watching your match when suddenly the monitors went blank.” said Anthony “Yeah what’s up with that.” asked Jeremy “I’m not sure other then Shinji flipping out and destroying the entire team single handily nothing happened out of the ordinary you could say Unit-01 went berserk.” said Kaoru The Americans were shocked. “What Unit-01 went berserk like in the T.V series.” said Darian “Yes it did and this is not the first time it happened.” said Shinji “They told us not to talk about is so we didn’t but you guys are our friends.” said Rei “It think there is more going on here then meets the eye.” said Eric Shinji and Asuka both just glanced at each other. Asuka thought back to her and Shinji getting shot at and to the 9 Evangelion Units that she saw. The simulation room that was nowhere to be found. The 18 teenagers huddled together as they figured out how they would get there revenge. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Night Time in the Geofront. The 18 teenagers moved down the hall silently. They were going after there adversaries. They made no sounds as they all moved dressed in pure black. Then they arrived at there destination. The Japanese Eva team stood outside the doors to The German Eva teams rooms while the Americans stood outside the door the Austrian Eva team doors. “Should we be doing this guys. I mean it’s kinda like cheating.” said Kristin “We so would have won anyway besides these arrogant bastards deserve it.” said Kaoru “They treated us like shit for absolutely nothing.” said Eric “Yeah this is payback.” said Kensuke “All right I give in let’s do this.” said Kristin “Everyone move out. stun guns at full power.” said Anthony. The 18 teenagers lined up in front of the rooms they had to infiltrate. Yoko and Anthony were the only 2 that were going in alone since three were only nine people per team. Each groups pulled out a cars and they jimmied the doors open. They all stepped inside the rooms. Shinji and Asuka had been paired together they quietly moved around the room looking for something then they found it. they found the shoes. They dropped 4 canisters one I each shoe wand then they left. When they got outside everyone had made it out successfully. “Mission accomplished.” said Darian 17 of the 18 teenagers left but one of them Kensuke stayed behind. He walked back into the room. He stood up on the table. “You guys are going down. you guys are going down why because I Kensuke have set it up so you guys are going to lass ha, ha, ha.” whispers Kensuke on top of the table. Kensuke being all hyper and feeling all full of himself start to do a victory dance on the table. Then suddenly he steps off the table with one foot and goes crashing to the floor. The 2 boys in the room wake up in a start. “What the hell was that?” asked one Boy “I don’t know. Let’s find out.” said the other boy “Shit.” said Kensuke “let’s get him.” said the first boy Kensuke bolted out of the room and the 3 boys followed him wearing only there pajamas. “Just great how the hell am I supposed to get out of this one.” thought Kensuke He ran down the hallway with the boys gaining on him every second screaming at him how idea he was. For once in his life Kensuke wished he was athletic. Then he know how to get out of this he could stun them with his pistols. But that wouldn’t work because then they would now who did it. It was really dark in the hallway 2 and Kensuke was getting tired. He stopped for a second and leaned up against the wall. Suddenly the wall opened up and Kensuke fell inside. The door shut behind him. The boys got to the place they saw Kensuke stop and they looked around and he had vanished so they headed back to there quarters. Kensuke was glad he was safe he was lay there fro about 15 minutes when suddenly he heard some clicks. He recognized the click it was the sound of guns being cocked. He frantically looked around and found a way to open the door. he opened the door and stepped outside and began to run down the hall as a group of guards fired machine guns at him. Kensuke ran as fast as he could. Bullets are flying all around him “Damn I am an idiot why the hell did I get so cocky.” thought Kensuke He ran and then he saw a place he thought he could hide. He turned the corner and he was in pilot country damn where was he going to hide. Then it hit him he hid in the Eva simulator. He opened the hatch and got inside. “Damn I’m tired I’ll take a nap and get up as soon as the guards leave.” thought Kensuke. Then he fell into a deep sleep -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) German team rooms In one of the rooms visited by the Japanese Eva team. 2 German boys put on there shoes. The both felt a slight prick. Then suddenly they couldn’t move at all. This happened to both the German and Austrian team they were paralyzed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Pilot Country The entire gang sat at a table in there plug suits they were waiting to be called to the simulators. They were also looking for Kensuke. “So Kensuke did not come back last night Akane.” asked Shinji “No he didn’t and I have no idea why.” said Akane “It’s ok Akane we’ll find him.” said Jeremy “Hey Anthony want to play a round of Eva while we wait.” asked Darian “Yeah sure.” answered Anthony “Anthony how can you play Eva when Kensuke’s missing?” asked Yoko “Yoko if we go off looking for Kensuke we won’t find him he will most likely be here.” answered Anthony “I’m sorry your right Anthony.” said Yoko and she walks up and gives him a kiss. The 2 boys walked over to the Eva simulator and open them up. Anthony goes to get inside his when he see Kensuke inside it just barely waking up. “Hi Anthony what’s up.” said Kensuke “GO talk to your girlfriend and then go get into your plug suit the match starts in 5 minutes.” said Anthony “Huh it does oh jeez I gotta get going.” said Kensuke “I’ll have to tell you my adventure later.” Kensuke got up and ran over to Akane and then ran to go get changed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Simulator area The 2 teams waited and waited there opponents were no where to be seen. “Damn it just where the hell are they.” shouted a technician “Damn it we have been waiting here for 20 minutes. Forget this. Japan wins over Germany and U.S.A wins over Austria. Championship match is between Japan and USA Team members to your simulators.” The 3 teams shook hands and wished each other luck. It was now for the championship. They got into the simulators. “All right this is it. Kensuke’s plan worked out no we are playing for keeps.” thought Shinji “This will be a hard battle.” Soon the 18 players were in there Evas and they were launched into virtual tokyo-3 The battle was about to begin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Caption) Virtual Tokyo-3 “All right team this is going to be our hardest battle ever. Do your best because we are fighting the best.” said Shinji “Yeah we will.” said Touji “Ok battle plan is you fight your opposite. Unit-03 takes Unit-03 etc. you here me.” said Shinji “We got ya. now let’s go” said Kensuke. “Good luck everyone.” said Asuka The 9 Evas went looking for there counterparts. Yoko pilot of Unit-06 searched for her. She was looking for Dorian. Yoko new that they were good so she crept a long quietly trying not to attract any attention. Yoko found a armaments building. She found a prog Axe. Just as she pulled out the axe she got kicked in the back. Her Eva fled forward and stumbles to the ground. Yoko got up an looked to see who she was fighting. She turned around and saw that it was Eva-Unit-07. Which was piloted by Dorian Jameson. Yoko immediately opened up a private channel to the entire group. “Guys our plan failed we are going to have to fight the first Eva we see. I’m fighting Unit-07. Good luck Yoko out.” said Yoko Unit-07 also had a prog axe. She took a swipe at Yoko but Yoko dogged. Then Yoko to shot at Dorian and she dodged it. This went back an forth for awhile while the 2 girls dodged each others blows and destroyed the city around them. This was getting them nowhere. Yoko had to figure out a way to beat. Dorian then it hit her. She got all prepared to executed her plan. Yoko threw her prog axe at Dorian. Dorian dodged it easily but her Eva still shut down. “Wha, What the hell.” wondered Dorian. She hit the instant replay button and saw what happened. She managed to dodge the Axe but Yoko had throw her prog knife and it had buried itself into the Eva’s skull. “Nice Move Yoko, nice move.” said Dorian Shinji had just received Yoko’s message when he got attacked by Eric Kendrick who was piloting Unit-06. Eric was armed with a spear except he was using it as a quarter staff which made it even harder form him to be beaten by Shinji who was armed with a prog sword. Eric was able to deliver to blow for every one Shinji could deliver. Shinji’s quick reflexes and his familiarity with Unit-01 were the only thing keeping him alive. Then Eric Held the spear with 2 hand as was going to try to deliver a killing blow. That’s when Shinji saw his chance he swiped upward and cleaved the spear in 2. This caught Eric off guard. Shinji then punches Unit-06 in the face knowing it backwards. Then He walked up and stuck his sword through it’s chest. Unit-06 went silent. Unit-04 was in trouble. he had been searching for an Eva to fight when he stumbled onto Unit-05 Darian’s Eva. Unti-05 was armed with prog sword and a pistol. While Kaoru only had a rifle and his prog knife. Darian quickly cut Kaoru’s rifle in half rendering it useless.. Kaoru managed to blocked one of Darian’s sword blows with his prog knife. Then Kaoru kicked The sword out of Darian’s hand but in the process his prog knife was knocked out of his hand. Darian kicked Unit-04 sending it to the groups, It crushed a few small buildings on it’s way down. Then Darian stood over Unit-04. He took out the pistol pointed it at the head and fired. Unit-04 went silent. Rei like her boyfriend was also in trouble. While Kaoru had run into Darian she had run into Anthony. Anthony did not have any weapons on him at all. he did not need any. He was deadlier without weapons. She had been able to keep Anthony from taking her our but that was about to change. Anthony jumped up into the air. Then Unit-04 came down in a jump kick onto Unit-00 it’s foot went right through the chest plate taking it out. Touji was in serious trouble he was facing 2 opponents. He had to fight of Jeremy Kiner in Unit-03 and Anna smith in Unit-00. They had him surrounded. And they were about to take it out. “Sorry to have to do this to you Touji.” said Jeremy as he raised his prog Axe over the fallen form of Unit-03. The Suddenly Unit-00 exploded. “What the Hell.” said Jeremy before his Unit-03 exploded as well. Unit-03 got up to look around at to se what happened. Then he saw the barrel of an Eva sized bazooka. he thought he was in for it. When the Eva stepped out from behind the building it was hiding behind. It was Asuka’s Unit-02. “How you doing there To.....” said Asuka. Asuka was cut off because Kristin Matheson in Unit-01 had just stabbed her with a prog sword. Touji saw Asuka’s Eva fall to the ground. Then suddenly his screen went dark as well as he as destroyed by Anthony. There were now only 6 Eva’s left in the game all the other had met terrible fates. On the Japanese team there was Shinji, Kensuke and Yoko. Hikari had been taken out by Kristin only minutes before. On The American team there was Anthony, Darian and Kristin. The others had been taken out by a rampaging Shinji and Yoko. All of the 6 Eva’s went to meet “Looks like it’s just us.” said Darian as all 6 Eva’s walked towards the center of Tokyo-3 “Looks like.” said Yoko Then Yoko switched to a private channel “So what’s the game plane here Shinji?” asked Yoko “Well I was thinking of Having you take on Kristin, Kensuke take on Anthony and I would deal with Darian.” said Shinji “Sounds good to me.” said Kensuke who was also listening in at the very same time the Americans were having a similar conversation “Ok so what are we going to do?” asked Kristin “I’ll go after Shinji, Anthony take Kensuke and Kristin take Yoko.” said Darian “Sounds great.” said Darian who was just relieved he would not have to fight Yoko. (Back to the Japanese conversation) “That would work but it would be better if I went after Anthony.” said Yoko “Why is that?” asked Kensuke “Because if I go after Anthony then. He will freeze for a second hopefully it will be long enough for me to take him out.” said Yoko “Ok here is the new plan. Kensuke make it look like your going after Anthony. Then jump on Kristin and Yoko will take car of Anthony. Let’s move out” said Shinji The 6 Evas stood at the ready. Shinji held a prog sword, Yoko a prog axe, and Kensuke a spear. Darian also held a sword. Anthony had nothing and Kristin had a rifle and a spear. The 6 Evas bowed to each other. Kensuke acted like he was going at Anthony and Yoko moved towards Kristin. Right when Yoko was bout to engage Kristin she leaped. Over towards Anthony and Kensuke took her place. Anthony just stared at Yoko as she flew at him. She brought her prog axe down on his Units head taking him out of the game. But rigt before that Anthony had punched at Yoko’s Eva taking her out as well. The loss of Anthony really pissed Kristin off. She moved to stab Kensuke with her spear. Kensuke did the exact same thing and the 2 Eva’s speared each other and were removed from the game. now it was one on one Darian lashed out at Shinji with a fierce volley of blows. Shinji blocked all of them. Then all of Shinji’s blows were parried. IT went back and forth neither being able to get through the other ones defenses. Then Shinji saw the one thing that would give him an advantage and perhaps allow him to win the championship. Shinji leaped out of the way of one of Darian’s attacks and ran over to where Kristin had fallen. Darian followed him. Shinji bent don to pick something up and Darian kicked him. Shinji’s rolled forward and landed up against a building. Darian walked over to him pointing his sword at him. Until he got right up to Shinji his sword mere inches form Unit-01’s throat. “Looks like we win.” said Darian Then suddenly Shinji fired what he had picked up it Kristin’s’ rifle the bullets went into Unit-05 shutting it down. Then the simulation ended Shinji jumped out of his Eva. All of his friends were around him. “Yeah Shinji!” shouted Touji “Go Shinji!” shouted Akane. Then Asuka walked up to him and he answered her by giving her a passionate kiss. Then the Americans came over to them. “That was one damn tricky move there Shinji.” said Darian “Good Job guys.” said Anthony then they all cheered and rejoiced for each other Suddenly a 18 other teenagers entered the room it was the German and Austrian Eva teams they looked pissed off. “You guys cheated you did something to us.” shouted one guy At that moment the Nerv commander walked right in. “Security have them escorted out of HQ.” said The Commander When the 18 teenagers noticed the Nerv commander they all stopped celebrating and got in an orderly line. “I observed your battle it was most impressive. Because of this I have decided to create an all star team. It will be half American half Japanese for now. It will also consist of ten people since we are adding a new Unit. Unit-08. I have already decided on the team members. Shinji Ikari, Asuka Langley Sohryu, Rei Ayanami, Kaoru Nagisa, Yoko Furikasa, Darian Furlan, Anthony Draven, Kristin Matheson, Eric Kendrick and Dorian Jameson. That is if you accept. IF you do then you will be forced to live at Nerv and go to school in the nearby city.” Everyone who had there named listed off agreed to the terms. “Very well get ready to pack up and go home. We will have you back here in one months time for now go enjoy yourselves.” The teens went back to celebrating. “Good everything is going according to plan.” thought the commander. To be continued...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All right part 9 is done now for the part 10 teaser. Everything will en known at last what the project is why Shinji has flashbacks. What as that weird Eva bay Asuka found and there will be some more humor in the next episode but before part 10 our heroes went on another adventure read SDAT Clash a new series by be and Anthony Dantuono. A world Twisted meets What the Hell it’s insane. The fate or our Heroes will be decided in the final episode of What The Hell Genesis 1:10 Final Genesis/Unescapable Destiny