Title SDAT Clash Author Twisting worlds production Email Guyver4@Prodigy.net Eva_12_@hotmail.com Disclaimer We don't own Evangelion or Jedi. We don't get paid so don't sue us Lets' review. The worlds of Twisted and The Hell haven been jumbled together. Now both sets of heroes have been brought to an unknown place to bee to exactly what the hell is going on. "Ok so can you now explain this whole thing to us." asked Akane She looked at Malachy, demanding he reveal all "Yeah quite messing with us and explain this whole thing." said Touji^ "Very well. They're are many different universes around, all of them are different. A new universe comes into creation everyday. But now they all are threatened because two of the most powerful figures in the Universes are going to meet. Conner Ikari who is the brother of Shinji Ikari in one Universe intends to destroy them all by using the power of the original Lilth the being that is responsible for the exitstence of all the angels and the creation of the Eva multiverse, She is the most powerful being in existence if he succesfully completes instrumentality withher in one dimesion then all the others will be destroyed.." said Malachy "Let me get this straight, you want us to save all of creation basically." said Anthony^ "Yeah that is a good summary of what I just said." said Malachy "Shit, this is absolutely insane. First of all if there are so many universes why pick us." said Touji* "Well first of all your universes have the most similarities, and your two universes have the largest group of people with fighting skills." said Malachy "I still don't understand why you need two universes." said Shinji* "Conner is going to use one of the universes to start the destruction of all the Evangelion multiverses. He has already managed to locate Lilith which I have not and I by now i bet he has transported her to another universe. since I don;t even knwo his starting poitn it will be impossible for me to track him. Right now he should be figuring out how to tap inot her power and use it to destroy all of creation. The reason why I picked both of your teams is that one team won't be enough to stop Conner Ikari he has great powers similar to the angels." said Malachy If it had been possible Kaoru^ would have visible paled at the mention of angel powers "So we are supposed to fight someone who has angel like powers and we got nothing." said Asuka* "Yep." answered Malachy "This is insane I'm leaving." said Myna "Unfortunately you don't have a choice, actually you do, fight Corner or let him destroy the Universes. You will then cease to exits when Conner destroys yours." said Malachy "Fine, my teams in." said Shinji* "Team Eva will help as well." said Anthony^ "I'm glad I have your cooperation. Now we have to find Conner." said Malachy "Where do you think he is?" asked Hikari^ "Well He is most likely to go to the world that is most similar to his. Once you're there finding Conner will be up to you I will help as much as possible." He gestured with his hand. In each child's hand appeared a device. "These devices shall allow you to jump through realities, the also allow you to communicate with each other, they can also detect Conner's energy frequency. You will start you quest in the universe of A World Twisted. Farewell and Good Luck." said Malachy The heroes saw everything go fuzzy and they disappeared from Malachy's sanctuary. =A World Twisted= When they all came to they stood in front of Misato's apartment. Team Eva and Team Japan looked at each other for a moment then there was a quick flurry of apologies fro what happened earlier. They had a mission to complete and nothing would stop them. "Well I guess I should welcome you guys. Welcome to our universe." said Shinji^ "Thanks Shinji." said Shinji* "Wow that was way to weird." said both Anthony's in unison "Hey stop that!." they both said again in unison Yoko and Asuka^ began to giggle. "I wonder how Misato will take seeing two of us." said Kensuke^ "You guys live with Misato? You're so lucky." said Kensuke* "Hey, only Shinji, Rei, Anthony and Asuka do. Although I wouldn't mind." said Touji^ Shinji^ looked at Touji^ "You say that but if you knew her like we do, you'd talk differently" "Wow, we don't in our universe she's just a teacher. What does she do in this Universe?" asked Rei* "She is the head tactician with Nerv." said Rei^ "Wow they're are some Major differences in our universes." said Kaoru* "So do you guys pilot Evangelions?" asked Kaoru^ "Yeah we do. Were Team Japan we won the Evangelion championships this year." said Yoko "Evangelion championship?" said Myna "Ok people, we have a lot to talk about let's go inside." said Asuka^ Asuka^ went over to the door put in her key and opened the door Misato was siting on a couch in the living room. "Oh hey guys your home how was shopping?" asked Misato "It was fun we made some new friends." said Myna "Oh really cool I'm going to come out and see them." said Misato Misato walked out of the living room into the kitchen area. She looked around for a second and then she fainted. Anthony^ and Shinji^ carried Misato into her room and then shut the door. "Guess she could not take seeing two of each of you." said Akane "Yeah 2 Asuka's is enough to scare the crap out of anybody." said both Touji's in unison The next thing they knew both Touji's were lying on the ground dazed after being clobbered by both Asuka's. "humph." said Both Asuka's Everyone was rolling with laughter at the site of both Touji's unconscious. In fact this was the time that Misato chose to wake up. "Ok just what the hell is going on here. Am I seeing double or something. " said Misato "Calm down Misato. Here this is what happened." said Anthony^ Anthony explained it all to Misato. The alternate Universes, Malachy everything. "Wow, that's allot to swallow in a short period of time." said Misato "Tell us about it." said Shinji* "Now, you wouldn't happen to have any ideas were Conner would be hiding. said Hikari* "Malachy said we were able to jump dimensions using these devices" said Myna "I think we should split up into teams of two and hunt down Conner, the converge and kick his ass!" "The question is, how?" said Hikari^ "Let's find him first, then we'll worry about how," said Kensuke* "So we split up?" asked Kaoru* "Yeah, one representative of each world, no couples" said Anthony* "But there are nineteen of us." said Myna The odd one out will stay here with Misato and try to workout a plan, call Malachy to help" said Anthony^ `Got it, and I have an idea for the teams" said Misato "Ok, let's here it' said Asuka^ "Ok, the teams are as follows Shinji* and Anthony^ Shinji^ and Anthony* Yoko and Asuka^ Asuka* and Rei^ Touji* and Kaoru^ Kensuke* and Touji^ Akane and Myna Hikari^ and Rei* Kensuke^ and Kaoru* "Hikari* will remain here to help me" said Misato "That's ok I don't have a problem with that." said Hikari* "Ok guys let's make the jumps." said Anthony* Each group activated there dimension jumping devices. In front of them materialized many different portals each leading to another Dimension. "Good Luck you guys." said Misato Then every group jumped forward through the portal in front of them. =In another Dimension= Shinji^ and Anthony* fell out of the portal. They actually fell a good ten fee to the ground. They figured that they would reappear in Misato's apartment or in one similar to hers but this place was completely different it was desolate. There was nothing around. (Authors notes Just to let everyone know prefixes will not be used when only 1 of each character is in a situation. Now back to the story.) Shinji and Anthony both sat up shaking their heads. "Damn, what the hell happened here?" asked Shinji "I have no idea, It kid looks like third impact but only have way completed." said Shinji Anthony just gave him a puzzled look. "Never mind I'll explain it all to you later." said Shinji. Then they heard a roar off in the distance. Both of them could see 2 clouds of smokes heading towards them. "Should we run or stay?" inquired Shinji "I say stay right now meeting people is the only way to find out about this world and if Conner was in it." said Anthony "Good idea." said Shinji The 2 waited until the 2 dust clouds were nearly on top of them. Then they could make them out they sort of looked like Dune Buggies but not really. There were 4 people in each Dune buggy and they were all wearing this black uniforms that resemble pilots plugsuits. "Why the hell are they wearing pilot plugsuits?" wondered Anthony "I have no idea this is weird." said Shinji The 2 buggies stopped next to them and the 8 people got out. "Who are you outsiders!" asked one of the men Shinji looked closely at the Man's face he knew the man but he was somehow different. He looked a good 7 years older and it looked like the years had been hard. "Touji?" wondered Shinji "Shinji, Shinji is that you." said Touji Then one of the girls recognized him as well. "Shinji is that you it's me Hikari." said a beautiful dark haired woman Shinji noticed that everyone was looking at him. Anthony was right next to him. "I guess the Anthony Draven of this world never made it to Tokyo-3.. Looks like we have a free ride to town." whispered Shinji to Anthony "Looks like." replied Anthony Everyone was just about to start asking Shinji all kinds of questions. But Touji stopped them. "We can ask him question later I believe the mistress would. Like to see him after the time they have been apart." said Touji The other 7 people nodded there heads. Touji motioned for Shinji and Anthony to get into the Dune Buggy. Once everyone was in the Buggies. They set off back in the Direction they came. Everyone was quiet for the entire ride. Shinji and Anthony saw the remains of building streets all over the place. After about 20 minutes. A town could be seen it was surrounded. by a wall. The town had some tall building in it they were clearly built of off the remains of old ones and there were also some semi destroyed building in it as well. "What's the name of that town." asked Anthony "Ah that is Neo Shinji the mistress created that town from the Ashes of Tokyo-3." said Hikari "It is the only town that even remotely resembles how civilization was before. Shinji saved us by stopping third Impact." said Hikari with a smile "Yeah your a true hero. I'm surprised you survived the explosion of Unit-01 Shinji." said Touji "Yeah amazing isn't it." said Shinji "Well that's enough question for now. The mistress will want to be the first to find out everything about him and I'm sure she has a special surprise for him as well." said Hikari The Dune Buggies soon sped through the gate and into the town. Everyone in the town stared at the 2 dune Buggies as they drove by. The buggies eventually drove into the center of Tow. In the Center stood a statue of Shinji Ikari and Evangelion Unit-01. Shinji stood tall in the palm of Unit-01's hand. "Wow." said Anthony "I take it you like the statue Shinji." said Touji "I do like the statue." said Shinji "Well we are nearly at the palace. Our mistress awaits your arrival." said Hikari soon the Dune buggies pulled up to a large building. Standing in front of the building as it's gate sentry was Evangelion Unit-02. The Buggies parked in a row of Buggies. Hikari and Touji helped Shinji and Anthony down out of the Buggy. The 2 of them escorted them throw the building into what looked like a thrown room. On the throne lay an Auburn haired woman who was extremely beautiful. The years had been kind to here. She was extremely beautiful in fact she was more beautiful then ever. Her long Auburn hair now hung down to her Ankles. Sh still wore the cat clips in her hair but they were not red anymore. She wore one white one and one Red one. The blue one was in remembrance of her lost love. She wore an extremely modified version of a plugsuit. Asuka Langley Sohryu had changed much since Shinji Ikari had died. "Mistress Asuka we have a visitors for you we found them out in the wasteland." said Touji "Oh and who are they?" asked Asuka who did not even look over towards the visitors. "I think you had better see for yourself Asuka." said Hikari Asuka looked over towards the visitors. the first one was unremarkable she had never seen him before in her life. But she saw the second person no it couldn't be but it was him. He had the eyes the hair the whole demeanor it was Him. "Escort the other prisoner to see Rei. I think he will have fun. And bring Shinji to my room. he and I have a lot to discuss." said Asuka Shinji found himself in a large beatuifully decorated room. he thought The he heard a voice "Oh, Shinji" Turning aroiund he saw Asuka coming towards him, She had change from her plug suit to a black dress. Asuka put her arms around him, pulling him into her "Where have you been Shinji? I've missed soo much" she said quietly with both love and sadness in her voice. "Asuka, I have some bad news for you, I'm not Shinji or at least I'm not you Shinji" "What! Are you with some no class whore? I'll have her killed!"" Asuka said angrilly `Whoa, wait Asuka. There's more to it than that. I mean, isn't a little strange to you that everyone else had grown except me." said Shinji "Well I thought you were returned to me, as you had been before Thrid Impact" said Asuka "It's actually more complicated than that." said Shinji `I think it's best we sit down and talk" "We can sit here" said Asuka gestureing to a large bed in the conner of the room Shinji's face went as red as Asuka's hair. "Uh, T-t-that's n-not wh-what.." stammered Shinji Asuka smiled she had really grown beautiful over the last few years "We'll just talk Baka, at least for now" she said smilling "Uh, It might help if Anthony was here too" suggested Shinji Asuka's smiled stayed on her face `Anthony? You mean the boy you were traveling with?" Shinji nodded "Oh, I don't think you'll want to bother him right now, At least not if Rei's got to him" "Rei?" asked Shinji with a puzzled look. "Where are you taking me/" demanded Anthony as Touji moved him through the palacve "Mistriss Asuka has decleared you are to be given to Mistriss Ayanami." "Rei?" asked Anthony "Why Rei?" "Perhaps she feels you are the one who brought Shinji back to her, she may wish to reward you." sauggested Touji "And giving me to Rei is a reward?" asked Anthony "You don't know, do you?" asked Touji, a small smile crossed his face "You'll see" Anthony was placed in a medium size room. he thought "Well, it seems I have a new toy" called a familar voice Anthony turned to see Rei standing against one wall His jaw hit the floor, her outfit was similar to that of Asuka's, except it was white "Rei" he whispered `You know me, but I don't know youy" she said flatly a smile crossed her face "Don't worry before I'm done we'll both know each other extremly well Slowly Rei adavnced on her new `toy' She licked her lips lustfully Anthony turned to try the door, it was locked "You don't need to be scared of me" said Rei soothingly "I'll be gentle" | In another dimension | The world of the Box Elder labs, where fan-fics eventaully end up to be riffed to pieces by a small group of pople Ray a young man about 19 was sitting of the couch with Megan a pretty stawberry blond, Joe and black haired young man about 18 and a talking dog named Loki `So what fic are we reiviewing today" asked Joe "we'll find out ina moment" said Loki Suddenlly a blure portal opend in the ceiling behind the couch and two bodies drop from it. Shinji* and Anthony^ droppped in `The hell?" asked Joe The four reviewers looked at the fallen bodies "Don't you mean who in the hell" asked Loki Anthony and Shinji stood up "Holy cow" exclaimed Ray "It's Shinji Ikari!" The other reviewrs stared at him in suprise "He's right" siad Megan, then turning to Shinji "How in the hell did you get here" `Long story" said Anthony `Who are you?" asked Joe "Name's Draven, Anthony Draven" said Anthony. "Who?" asked Joe `He's that new guy from the first two fics we reviewed" said Megan "Fics" Shinji aasked quietly Loki groweld `I got a bone to pick with you" Anthony looked at the dog, "I figured a dog would have a bone to pick with alot of people" Suddenly a door opened in the ceiling and a note drops through. "Today's fic is" "I guesse we have two guest riffers" said Joe "We can't we have to.." started Shinji Anthony elbowed Shinji to shgt him up "Listen up Shinji" Anthoyn whispered "Conner may not be here, but that fic they have to reiveiw may be the on we need to find. So lets join them for a review maybe we can find Conner" "On second though I guesse we can sit a spell," said Anthony Anthony sat on the floor next to Loki The dog still growled `What is with you dog?" asked anthony "Eva-04 was built in Nevada, not NY-2" Loki said "Listen up you dumb mutt, Eva-04 was built in the state of Nevada but in the CITY of NY-2. Didn't think of that, did you?" said Anthony Loki was struck dumb `Yeah didn't think so" said Anthony With that, Anthony sat back to enjoy the fic they were about to watch End Chapter 3 That is what happened to two fo the teams. The other teams? Well you'll just have to wait for next chapter What fic did Shinji and Anthony help to riff, well that's up another story for another day. Jayson look this over and make any changes you want. I have an idea about future chapters Here's the idea: Next chapter we tell about other short adventures of the other teams, then the at the end Conner is found. Final chapter is the battle against Conner, then a party (Of course)