| 1 (Series premiere) (season premiere) | The clan moves into a new house and Ozzy appears on The Tonight Show. Jay Leno appears as himself.
| 2 | A pet therapist is called in to deal with the growing number of misbehaving cats and dogs in the house.
| 3 | Ozzy, Sharon and Kelly head to New York City on a publicity tour. Meanwhile, Jack heads to the woods and has a miserable time on a camping trip. Also, Kelly celebrates turning 17 by getting a tattoo, against her families wishes.
| 4 | The family starts a battle when their neighbors refuse to turn down their noisy music late at night. A food fight begins, when Sharon throws a ham, and the police are called in to arbitrate.
| 5 | Ozzy heads out on tour and shoots a new "Lady Marmalade" style video.
| 6 | Ozzy suffers a leg injury; a family sit down is called to discuss curfews for the kids and drug abuse.
| 7 | Ozzy heads back on tour and tries to celebrate his birthday without his family.
| 8 | Chaos ensues at the Osbourne household when Jack invites his friend Dill to stay with them. He overstays his welcome and causes tons of friction. Also, the loveable dog Lola faces eviction.
| 9 | Ho, Ho, Ho! As the unconvential Osbournes try and celebrate a very traditional christmas dinner. Also, Mike the security guard faces trouble with the law.
| 10 (season finale) | The season winds down with a reflective dinner discussion with Ozzy. | | | | | | | | | |
