Top Ten Things Akio Would Never Say
10. "Convertible? Heck no, give me a Volkswagon Beetle any day."
9. "This whole "revolution" thing is stupid."
8. "Incest? I wouldn't dream of it!"
7. "I just don't feel like having sex tonight."
6. "I don't believe in free love."
5. "End of the World? Never heard of him."
4. "I really liked myself better when I was Dios."
3. "Oh God... I'm sorry... one thing led to another and... oh God, I'm sorry!"
2. "Kiss? But it's only our first date!"
1. "I do."
Top Ten Things Various Utena Characters Would Never Say
10. "I'm dead sexy!" Mitsuru
9. "Oh my God, they killed Chu-Chu!" -Utena
8. "Screw the piano. The music room isn't just for playing the piano, right sis?" -Miki
7. "Stop that! It's wrong to slap people!" -Saionji
6. "Rose Bride? Why the hell would I want to be the Rose Bride?" -Mamiya
5. "Bandage your (gulp) foot? Gee, Miss Tenjou, I dunno..." -Akio
4. "Your parents died? Touga." -Dios
3. "For the Revolution of the-- aw, hell, End of the World can kiss my ass." -Touga
2. "Ow! Damn roses! Damn thorns!" -Anshi
1. "You've fallen in love? I'm so happy for you, Big Brother!" -Nanami
Top Ten Attacks Cast Members Would Use if They Were Pokemon
10. Utena- swords dance
9. Akio- hypnosis
8. Mikage- ember
7. Wakaba- tackle
6. Chu Chu- bite
5. Juri- ice beam
4. Touga- slash
3. Saionji- doubleslap
2. Mitsuru- rage (Remember how he beat up Suzuki, Yamada and Tanaka in episode 6?
1. Miki- metronome
Top Ten Signs You MIght Be Turning Into a Duelist
10. You recite the "Chick/egg" speech in elevators
9. You wear a rose in your breast pocket
8. You ask your pen pal to sign his/her letters "End of the World"
7. When going up stairs, you sing "Zettai Unmei Mokushiroku"
6. You create your own duelist fuku and wear it to school
5. Even though you never wanted to before, you decide to join your school's student council
4. You dye your hair a strange color
3. If someone makes you mad, you challenge them to a duel
2. If you're male, you refer to your girlfriend as "The Rose Bride"
1. You sign up for a kendo/fencing class
Top Ten Things Miki Would Never Say
10. "Math is hard!"
9. "I'm sick of always playing that damn song!"
8. "Of *course* I'm a better fencer than Juri."
7. "Snails? Anshi, you really *are* a weirdo!"
6. "Dueling for the Rose Bride is such a cool idea."
5. "What the heck is this? Shaved ice again?!"
4. "C'mon Kozue, let's get it on!"
3. "You're cuter than your sister, too, Touga."
2. "I'm... too sexy for my fuku..."
.1 "I wonder how long it takes a piano to burn..."
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