Top Ten Duelist Pickup Lines
10. "I got a letter from End of the World. Know what it said, baby?"
9. "Yes... baby... you've lit the fire in my heart." (classic!)
8. "Want me to show you a *real* Rose Seal?"
7. "Let me show you where eternity *really* d wells."
6. "like to duel with you tonight."
5. "Is that a rose in your breast pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
4. "I heard that something's going to fall tonight, and it's not going to be the floating castle..."
3. (Insert your own big sword joke
2. (Insert your own chick/egg joke here)
1. "Ever do it in an elevator?"
Top Ten Signs You Go to Ootori Gakuen
10. Strange animals are always breaking out
9. There's a forest behind the school that "no one is allowed into"
8. It's the first day of school and you're already been slapped
7. The school song is about roses, revolution and apocalypse
6. The campus is shaped like an ancient Japanese burial mound-- creepy!
5. There are only three girls in the drama club and all they do is say "Kashira!", bob up and down and talk about divine justice
4. All the school dances are formal attire balls
3. Several of the men have long hair, and many students have strange-colored hair
2. Kendo and fencing are units in gym class
1. You wonder how they can grow green, purple and blue roses
Top Ten Musical Instruments I Associate With Various Cast Members
10. Juri- alto sax
9. Touga- tympani
8. Akio- bari sax
7. Wakaba- flute
6. Nanami- violin
5. Miki- clarinet (piano's too obvious- besides, I play the clarinet!)
4. Mitsuru- recorder
3. Kozue- kazoo (It's the name)
2. Chu-Chu- slide whistle
1. The Student Council- pipe organ
Top Ten Things That Should Make you Uneasy/ Suspicious
10. Someone gives you a ring with a rose on it
9. You've been slapped and you're not sure why
8. You no longer understand the Kagee Shoujo's plays
7. Akio is within a mile of you
6. Someone tries to get you to talk about your problems at Nemuro Hall
5. Nanami starts laughing
4. You hear the phrase, "Allow me to show you the Ends of the World."
3. Anything having to do with Saionji
2. Your friend shows up at your door wearing a black ring with a rose on it
1. Akio asks you to "go for a drive"
Top Ten Theories of Why Miki Carries Around That Stopwatch
10. He's an alien, and the stopwatch translates for him
9. It became part of his hand a year ago and now he can't put it down
8. It's the source of his "kawaiiness" and innocence, and without it he would turn into another Touga
7. He's timing the intervals between times that Akio has sex with someone (notice it never gets over one minute)
6. It shows answers to the math tests (*That's* how he knows all the answers!)
5. It's actually a map with directions to every piano located on campus
4. It's his Shining Thing!
3. It's a welcome distraction from all the bizarre/disturbing things doing on at Ootori
2. He uses it to make sure Touga's "Chick" speech has perfect timing
1. It shows the time remaining until the blue hair dye wears off