10. You acquire a stopwatch and click it at particular moments
9. You've memorized all his lines, and every time you get the opportunity you quote him
8. You decide to take up fencing
7. You learn to play the piano and/or "Hikari Sasu Niwa"
6. You dye your hair blue
5. You suddenly are at the top of your math class
4. You refer to yourself as "Miki no Hikare"
3. You laugh happily/melt into a puddle of joy whenever Miki does something cute
2. You've managed to figure out the secret of Miki's stopwatch
1. You yell at the TV whenever anyone does/says anything mean to Miki
Top Ten Songs We'd Never Hear Utena Cast Members Singing
10. "Barbie Girl" -Juri
9. "Bitch" -Anthy
8. "It's a Small World" -Saionji
7. "Basket Case" -Miki
6. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" -Mitsuru
5. "What a Wonderful World" -Akio
4. "Dance, Dance, Dance" -Touga
3. "Natural Woman" -Utena
2. "Bad" -Dios
1. "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" -Mikage
Animals We associate With the Cast
10. Touga- kitten
9. Nanami -cow/elephant
8. Miki- puppy
7. Akio- python/boa constrictor
6. Mikage- fire-breathing dragon
5. Anthy- snail/mongoose
4. Saionji- peacock
3. Mitsuru- kangaroo
2. Kozue- anything that isn't monogomous
1. Wakaba- penguins (see Blood Soaked and Honor Bound on links page)
Top Ten Theme Songs of Various Utena Characters
10. Akio- "I Smell Sex and Candy"
9. Dios- "Nowhere Man"
8. Mitsuru- "As Long as You Love Me"
7. Shiori- "Bitch"
6. Miki- "How Do You Keep the Music Playing"/"He's So Shy"
5. Anthy- "A Bit of Earth"
4. Utena- "Someday My Prince Will Come"/"Revolution"
3. Mikage- "Burning Down the House"
2. Nanami- "I'm the One Who Loves You More"
1. Saionji- "Obsession"/"Hair"
Top Ten things Gundam Wing Characters would never say
10. Dorothy - "Make love not war!"
9. Quatre- "Pink sucks."
8. Noin- "You go on ahead Zechs. I'll stay here."
7. Duo- "What a**hole jerkoff issued me Gundam CRAPscythe?!"
6. Quatre- "Screw pacifism. Where's that laser cannon?"
5. Relena- "HEERO! YOU SUCK!"
4. Heero- "Duo did I ever tell you how cute that braid is?"
4. Quatre- "I'm buying drinks, minna-san!"
3. Heero- "fire! fire! fire! MUERO!"
1. Heero- "RELENA! COME AND KILL ME!"