Top Ten Things Tenchi Masaki would never say 10. "Sure, Washu, I'll be your guinea pig." 9. "That's it. You girls get out of my house now." 8. "Dad, I wanna be just like you." 7. "I'm dead sexy! Lookit my sexy body!" 6. "Screw my chores. Let's go have fun, Ryoko!" 5. "There's enough of me for everybody!" 4. "~99 bottles of sake on the wall...!"~ 3. "Hey, Ryoko! Waazaaaaap!" 2. "Yo Kagato! U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi..." 1. "Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?" Top Ten Signs you're turning into Mihoshi 10. You become obsessed with karaoke 9. You develop a taste for sleeping on your front porch 8. You begin watching corny space cop shows 7. You have a constant huge appetite 6. You cry when your best friend goes away 5. You find youself constandly looking for "evidence," even though you have none on you! 4. You are fired from every job you've ever worked at 3. People tell you you're too perky for your own good 2. You decide to dye your hair blonde 1. You become exceedingly forgetful By Ashilee Warwick: Things Touga would be interesting as: 10. A Barbie doll- my friend Touga 9. A furby 8. fighting game character- ninja Touga 7. Jack from Titanic- I'm on top of the ends of the world. 6. Playboy spokesperson 5. A normal human being! 4. Stress releiving toy- Saionji would probably smash it! 3. A squeeky toy 2. NANAMI! 1. My Little Pony- Big Brother Pony? Top Ten Anime Characters I don't want to be touched by (and I think you know what I mean by TOUCHED) 10. Valgarv (Slayers) 9. Kiyomara (LA Blue Girl) 8. Gaav (Slayers) 7. Saionji (Utena) 6. Butch (Pokemon) 5. Dilandau (Escaflowne) 4. Any character from DBZ 3. Any monster from Sailor Moon 2. Gateau Mocha (Sorcerer Hunters) 1. Noonsa (Slayers) (actually, he's kind of incapable) Top Ten Proposed Drivers for the game "Crazy Taxi" 10. Ryoko- her car can float but she spends the whole time looking for Tenchi 9. Duo- he drives fast but likes destroying things a little too much 8. Heero- threatens to kill his passengers when they don't tip him 7. Xelloss- his car can levitate but he enjoys crashing into other cars a little too much 6. Jesse and James- Don't get anywhere because they waste time arguing who gets to drive 5. Akio- Has a GREAT car but insists on taking passengers to the Ends of the World rather than the theater 4. Quatre- never crashes but can't bring himself to go over 5 mph 3. Nin Nin- can't see over the dashboard and only picks up girls 2. Brock- spends all this time hanging around the hospital and police station looking for Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny 1. Ryoga- always gets lost