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::Fade in to somewhere out in the country where Kozue kneels by a set of railroad tracks, completely intent on the task at hand: tying Reanna to them:: "I told you to stay away from my brother," Kozue says as she tightens the final knots:: "But you wouldn't listen. So no I have to kill you." "Rghups dkgis fli bul sgings dkeigsielgussi?" "What?" Kozue asks... "Oh. Gomen." ::Kozue removes the piece of duct tape from Reanna's mouth:: "What was that again?" "I said, I suppose," Reanna answers. "But isn't this a bit melodramatic?" "This is Utena, remember? Besides," she says, "there wasn't a flight of stairs handy to push you down, so I figure this is the next best thing." ::Reanna nods, as if this is a perfectly reasonable concept:: "Nanami wanted to come along and watch your demise," Kozue tells her, "but she never would have been able to take it." "Of course." ::A train whistle is heard in the distance:: "There's the train," Kozue grins evilly:: "Wow, and on time, too." Reanna adds:: ::The two watch the train appear over the horizon. Kozue growls:: "Listen, you're not making this any fun!! Aren't you going to scream or anything?" "If you want me to." ::Kozue screams instead, and almost immediately, Touga shows up:: "I'm sorry, Kozue-kun, but I can't let you do this." ::Kozue looks as if she were a child who was just told she couldn't have just one cookie before dinner:: "Why not?" she pouts. "Because I'm chivelrous." "Didn't what we did in the piano room last night mean anything?" "WHOA..." Reanna interrupts. "Too much information!..." "SHUT UP!" "Wait just a minute!" a new voice yells. Utena enters:: "*I'm* going to rescue her!" ::Touga looks incredulously at Utena:: "Why you?" "Weren't you listening to the introduction? They play the thing at the beginning of almost every episode..." "Uh... guys..." Reanna says, "that train is getting awfully close..." "Just a minute, Reanna!" Touga says. ::The train's whistle sounds again, much louder this time:: "Well, I think Reanna would rather be rescued by me," Touga says. ::Utena bends down by Reanna:: "Who would you rather be rescued by, me or Touga?" ::Reanna attempts to shrug her shoulders:: "Kamaimasen." "Well, you're a lot of help." ::Utena stands up and turns to Touga:: "Why don't we duel for it?" ::Reanna screams. Utena glares at Reanna:: "Just a second, Reanna. You're not the center of everybody's universe, after all." ::Utena and Touga begin dueling:: "TASUKETE!" ::Miki wanders onto the scene, followed by Anthy. Reanna sighs in relief:: "Thank the kami! Micky, you'll save me, ne?" ::Miki clicks his stopwatch:: "Miss Reanna, what are you doing down there?" "You should get off those railroad tracks before you get hurt, Reanna-sama," Anshi smiles pleasantly. "Oh, I would... BUT I'M TIED TO THEM!!!" ::Reanna looks at the train. She now has to shout to be heard:: "SO WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE UNTIE ME?!" ::Reanna suddenly realizes that she has already been untied. She realizes with surprise who her rescuer is:: "Kozue...?" ::Kozue shrugs:: "Hey, I realized that this has been a lot of fun! But if I let that train run over you, I can never do this to you again... or something even worse." "Oh, good..." ::Reanna and Kozue look down the tracks, and the train is practically on top of them. Kozue pulls Reanna off the tracks just in time:: ::Reanna lets out another sigh of relief:: "Now I can introduce my shrine to Miki!" ::Reanna notices that Kozue has a very viscious look on her face. Reanna laughs nervously as everyone facefaults:: "Heh heh heh... ?" |
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