CLUB BiSDiM

Session Two!

By Reanna King

Author’s note: To my complete and utter surprise, I actually got a few reviews asking for a sequel to Club BiSDiM! So I figured, why not? It took me a while to come up with more ideas for part two, but I finally think I have enough material to use. I even got some ideas from people who read the story and felt they had a duty to do their part to make sure Session Two even made it onto my hard drive. ;) Many of my fanfics have an ecchi warning, so here it is: LIME ALERT! THIS STORY CONTAINS BONDAGE. Not graphic bondage, though, and at no point in the story are any of the characters naked or wearing anything besides their normal outfits. If bondage isn’t your bag, you may want to read something else. That having been said, let’s get started! Anyway, its FFN address is http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=246080&chapter=2. You know the drill.

 

SLAYERS: They WHAT?!

XELLOSS: (grinning) That’s right, minna-san! My BSDM club liked you all so much that they want you to come back for another session!

FILIA: No!

ZELGADIS: Under no circumstances.

LINA: Really, Xelloss, you didn’t expect us to go along with this, did you?

XELLOSS: (with a cute pouty face) I guess I shouldn’t have. It’s a shame, though…

AMELIA: What’s a shame?

XELLOSS: That the huge banquet we had planned for afterwards will go to waste…

GOURRY: Never mind about a banquet! Will there be food?

LINA: (hits GOURRY) Jellyfish no baka! What kind of food are we talking about here, Xelloss?

XELLOSS: (cheerfully) Oh, it’ll be delightful! Roast chicken, one hundred flavors of ice cream, fresh fruits, cakes, pies, fresh lobster…

(While XEL speaks, we see LINA, GOURRY, and even AMELIA salivating hungrily while ZEL and FILIA watch, slightly appalled)

XEL: (looks at ZELGADIS and FILIA) Gourmet coffees and exotic teas…

ZELGADIS: Forget it.

FILIA: We’re not going.

LINA: Sorry, Xel, you haven’t convinced us.

XELLOSS: (pretends to ponder this) What if I said there was going to be dragon cuisine?

FILIA: You wouldn’t dare!

LINA: Oh, I’m not THAT stupid, Xel! You must remember the incident with the lake dragon, right?

XELLOSS: Exactly! And that’s the reason we have dragon cuisine! As it just so happens, Ashford-san has finished preparing that lake dragon you helped kill, and I bought the entire thing!

FILIA: Lina-san, you did WHAT???!!!! (looks like she’ll faint)

XELLOSS: (looks smugly at FILIA) Oh, get over it.

LINA: Hmm… I can’t believe I’m saying this, but… you’ve got yourself a deal, Xel!

FILIA: Chotto, Lina-san!

ZELGADIS: You don’t mean!

LINA: That’s right, minna-san! Break out the handcuffs, Xel! We’re going back to Club BSDM!

GOURRY: Yeah! Food! Food! Food!

XELLOSS: (smirks) This should be quite amusing…

(Club BSDM… The BSDM students sit around in a semi-circle around XEL, who stands with the Slayers at the front of the room. Behind him on the wall hang tons of fun-looking equipment)

XELLOSS: Welcome back to class, minna-san! Today we will continue are discussions and demonstrations on the art of bondage! Our first topic will be on suspension bondage!

(Meanwhile in the background, GOURRY has swallowed a yellow G-spot vibrator, thinking it to be a banana)

XELLOSS: Now, in suspension bondage, the vic—er… sub is suspended, usually by the wrists. Unfortunately, this is extremely strenuous on the body.

(GOURRY’S vibrator has begun to vibrate in his stomach, and he is speaking to FILIA about having indigestion from eating a weird banana)

XELLOSS: It is painful and hard on the arms, unless you have slings to support the rest of the body around the torso or thighs. They work well, but they tend to get in the way.

(FILIA is holding up an unidentifiable toy as if it were a piece of slime, until she drops it when is starts vibrating and making little squeaking noises)

XELLOSS: In fact, there’s only one person in here who I think could handle it. (he looks around the room) Ah, there you are… Zelgadis!

ZELGADIS: Ano na…

XELLOSS: (innocently) Something wrong?

ZELGADIS: There’s no way you’ll have ME hanging from the ceiling like some perverted idiot!

(several students look hurt)

LINA: Oh, Zelgadis-san… (she holds up some rope)

ZELGADIS: (makes that cute scared face of his) Oi, Lina!

LINA: I want my dragon cuisine, Zel! Now come here!

(LINA pounces on ZELGADIS. XELLOSS claps)

XELLOSS: That’s the spirit, Lina-san!

AMELIA: Poor Zelgadis-san…

GOURRY: Wow, Lina! You’re a natural at that!

(LINA finishes)

LINA: Tadaa! (She steps aside to reveal poor ZELGADIS, suspended from a hook on the ceiling by his wrists. As could be expected, he looks pretty ticked off) (LINA does the infamous Naga laugh)

AMELIA: Lina-san, please don’t do that.

ZELGADIS: Bram Fang. (The ropes snap and ZELGADIS falls on his butt) Lina, I don’t appreciate that…

LINA: Aww, quit whining.

GOURRY: Lina, I think something I ate isn’t agreeing with me…

LINA: Well, I don’t blame it! What’s up next, Xelloss? I wanna get this over with!

XELLOSS: Well, how would you like to help me demonstrate mummification?

LINA: Sounds like fun! Oh, Gourry!…

XELLOSS: (smirks) Actually… I want you to sub on this one.

LINA: No way, Mazoku-boy! I wanna be the domme!

XELLOSS: You’re sure? You’d look so cute!

LINA: There’s no way you could ever convince me!

XELLOSS: (ahem) Dragon cuisine?

LINA: Yeah, that’s right, dragon cuisine…

FILIA: Lina-san, please don’t say those words!!

XELLOSS: Lina-san, for the purpose of this demonstration, would you mind taking off your—

LINA: I REFUSE TO GET NAKED FOR YOU! FIREBALL!!

(XELLOSS goes up in flames)

XELLOSS: (dusting off his charred clothing) … your cloak and armor, Lina-san.

LINA: (piku piku) Oh. Okay.

(While LINA takes these off, AMELIA finally helps GOURRY cough up the vibrator, which falls on the floor and rattles obnoxiously)

XELLOSS: (looking down at the vibrator) Which reminds me, minna-san! Always clean your vibrators and similar equipment with alcohol after each use.

AMELIA: Ew…

(I’m sorry, dear reader. I couldn’t resist)

XELLOSS: I believe we covered this before, but I want to repeat that you should never leave someone in mummification bondage for too long! If you’re the sub, remember to tell your partner if you start to feel funny.

LINA: Ready, Xel! You can get started now!

XELLOSS: (smirks EVILLY) Oh, I’m not the one who’ll be tying you up…

LINA: Then… who?

VOICE: O HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!

LINA: It… it couldn’t be…

(Out of the back room comes… yes, it’s… NAGA! As usual, we see views of her butt and breasts, complete with boinging sounds)

LINA: N-N-Naga! What are you doing here??

NAGA: I have a lifetime membership, naturally!

LINA: (to XELLOSS) You never said anything about Naga being here!

NAGA: Come on, Lina, don’t be shy! O HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

(Somewhere an old lady kneels by a shrine repeating "Please God Please God Please God Please God Please God Please God…")

(NAGA begins chasing LINA around the room)

NAGA: (chasing LINA) Lina, when did you get into bondage?

LINA: (running from NAGA) I’m NOT! I’m just doing it for the dragon cuisine!

FILIA: Please, Lina-san, don’t say that!

LINA: Enough! (She turns to NAGA) Dil Brand!

(NAGA gets blasted upwards, where she goes up through the ceiling and finally lands on her head)

XELLOSS: Lina-san, you’re no fun! (gestures to STUDENTS) These people ARE here to learn, after all.

AMELIA: Lina-san, you are depriving these people of their learning experience! That is unjust!

LINA: Amelia! Whose side are you on??!!!!

NAGA: (jumps at LINA) Chance!!

LINA: Uh-oh…

(NAGA jumps on LINA and ties her up with a material that looks suspiciously like Saran Wrap)

AMELIA: (enthusiastically) Zelgadis-san. Doesn’t that remind you of the time we got cocooned in Halshiform’s mansion?

ZELGADIS: (blushes) Don’t mention that.

LINA: (now wrapped from feet-to-chest in "Saran Wrap") Naga you stupid fish-face!! Let me go, I’ve never been so humiliated… I hate lying here flopping around like some idiot… When I get out of this I’ll… (blah, blah, blah, blah…)

XELLOSS: Good job, Naga-san!

(In the background, FILIA is thoughtfully comparing Mace-sama to a whip she’s found hanging on the wall, but then she shrugs and puts it back. Meanwhile, NAGA is laughing her head off, as usual)

LINA: Xelloss! Do something about this!

XELLOSS: (Leans over and grins in LINA’S face) First you have to say the safety word!

LINA: WHAT THE HELL’S THAT??!!!

XELLOSS: (stands straight up) I’m so glad you asked that, Lina-san! A safety word is simply a special word or phrase predetermined by the two partners that the sub can say if they need to stop for some reason.

(LINA looks like she couldn’t care less)

LINA: Who the hell CARES?!

NAGA: Lina-san! The safety word is "Naga the Serpent is the greatest!"

LINA: LIKE HELL!!

NAGA: Then you can just stay like that! O HO HO HO HO HO HO!!

FEMALE VOICE: Hello? Is this Club BSDM?

MALE VOICE: Uhh… let’s just go, this isn’t a good idea…

LINA: Th… those voices…

(The door opens once again, and in step… MARTINA and ZANGULUS!!!!!)

XELLOSS: Ah, Martina-san. Zangulus-san. I’m so glad you could make it today.

LINA: Sh- shimatta!

MARTINA: A HA HA HA HA!! Lina-san, I never thought I’d see you in a place like this… but here you are!

LINA: Well, Martina? What are you doing here?

ZANGULUS: We were just leaving.

MARTINA: Zangulus and I are celebrating our first anniversary!

ZELGADIS: And so you come to a place like this?

MARTINA: Hai, hai!

ZANGULUS: Martina, can we go now…?

MARTINA: I came here to celebrate with my husband… and to humiliate YOU, Lina-san!

TO BE CONTINUED…

(Yeah, I know this story has taken a really WEIRD turn, but I decided to actually give it a plot. So sue me. Anyway, you can look forward seeing the conclusion sometime soon! (hopefully))

 

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