"My Kami, Micky! You're so kawaii today! You're *always* kawaii but you must be... at least twie as cute this morning!"
"Nani...? Kozue, would you get off me please? I have to get ready for school."
"Oh, Micky!"
Reanna arrived in the campus courtyard, wondering what all the commotion was about. There was a large crowd out there, made up of alumni, staff, and teachers. Reanna rushed into the chaos.
"What the hell is going on here?" Reanna was suddenly hit by an aura of kawaiiness so strong that she melted into a purple puddle of goo.
Reanna proceeded to ooze her way to the center of the crowd, getting occasionally stepped on. As she got closer, she heard a familiar voice.
"Come on!" the voice yelled. "Let us through! Get out of the way!"
By this time, Reanna had managed to work herself back into a more or less human shape. She reached the center of the crowd and saw Kozue and Miki trying to work their way through the crowd. Reanna screamed and glomped onto Miki.
"Mikimikimikimikimikimikimikimikimikimiki..."
"Omosugimasu, Reanna-sama!" Miki said, straining to hold up Reanna's weight.
"GET OFF MY BROTHER!" Kozue roared, whacking Reanna over the head with a random psychology textbook.
"Oh, Micky!"
Reanna, Kozue, Miki, Utena and Touga have gathered in the music room and have barricaded the door with several random heavy objects. Miki has put a paper bag with eyeholes cut in it over his head, but he still looked adorable. He stood by a wheeled chalkboard, holding a piece of chalk.
"Now," said his slightly muffled voice, "it appears that I have... er... crossed over the event horizon of kawaiiness." Miki drew a complex diagram on the board, complete with complex mathematical equations.
"Hai," Reanna said, standing up. "Miki has become too cute to bear, and radiates an intense aura of kawaiiness."
"Let me put it this way," Miki said, turning to the chalkboard and began to draw and write on it again, completely oblivious to the fact that none of his companions had no clue whatsoever what any of it meant.
"So what's the problem?" Touga asked. This was followed by the thumping sound of Miki facefaulting.
Reanna said, "I invited some friends of mine over to help deal with our problem. They should arrive any minute."
"Donata?" Utena asked.
As if in answer to this question, one of the far walls was blasted away. Through the piles of rubble and clouds of dust crept a tank with "SWAP4P" painted messily on its side.
"That would be them," Reanna said nonchalantly.
Everyone cautiously crept toward the tank, except for Reanna who strode over to gree the two girls who emerged. "Kotori, Sunday, glad you could make it."
Kotori and Sun leapt nimbly out of the tank.
"So, where's Miki?" Sun asked.
"So, where's Shiori?" Kotori asked. She noticed the chalkboard. "No, no, this won't do at all." Kotori erased the entire thing, and stood for a moment in thought. "Okay," she said decisively. "Ano ne. All this requires is a simple application of the peanut butter and jelly theorem."
"Peanut butter and jelly theorem?" everyone asked more or less in unison.
"Yeah, I'm absolutely starving." Kotori took a bite out of a sandwich she had pulled out of thin air.
"Okay, let's take a look here," Sun said, taking the bag off Miki's head.
An enormous pause follows.
"You're not Micky."
"Nani?!"
"You're too cute to be a human being. You've gotta be a puppy or something. Not Miki at all... no offense! You're an adorable puppy!"
Reanna would have spoken out, but she was too busy melting into the Reanna blob; she had seen Miki's face. Kozue took advantage of this by scooping her into a jar and slapping a frowny-face sticker on the lid. Reanna resonded by bubbling furiously.
"Sun, I'm not a puppy... *eep!* What are you doing?" Sun was unfastening the collar of Miki's jacket.
"Looking for your collar to see who you belong to."
"Micky belongs to ME! But he doesn't need a collar. But, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea..." Kozue said, trying to find a place to put the Reanna jar.
"What's that?" Miki asked, ignoring Sun, who was trying to tease him with a chew toy.
"It's... purple unscrewability formula," Kozue said, smiling smugly. "And you know, I think you might be needing it."
"Good thinking, Kozue!" Kotori said, taking the jar from Kozue and handing it to a blushing Miki. "Here Micky, drink up."
Miki took the jar and examined the purple goop, which was quivering visibly.
He removed the lid.
Lifted the jar to his mouth.
And took a drink.
100. He's so cute the way he's shy around Anthy
99. He's the youngest member of the Seitokai
98. He has cute little tufts of hair that hang down in front of his ears
97. He doesn't like the duels
96. Not only that, but he proposed the dissolution of the Student Council
95. He's only in 7th grade, and a big word like "dissolution" is in his vocabulary
94. Kozue pulled a sword out of his chest ::Reanna pulls the keyboard away from Kozue:: "Baka! Stop that!"
93. Miki is such a cute name!
92. He's one of the only characters whose sexual preferences are not under debate
91. He can fence!
90. He can play the piano!
89. He puts up with Kozue!
88. He teaches Mitsuru how to use a stopwatch
87. He likes shaved ice
86. He's blue, abudee abudi...
85. His hair is such a pretty shade of blue
84. He's gentle and kind
83. He wrote "Hikari Sasu Niwa." In the words of Utena, "That's a famous song, isn't it?"
82. He "just wants someone to be his Shining Thing!"
81. He hasn't fu**ed the entire cast like one guy I could mention
80. He stood up for Anthy
79. He thinks snails, mongooses and giant octopus balloons are cute
78. He doesn't trust End of the World
77. He's modest
76. He shares a dorm with Kozue... ::Reanna yet again grabs the keyboard away from Kozue:: "Stop that! I mean it!"
75. He manages to get through a ride in the Akio car with his virginity intact. He did... didn't he??!! PLEASE???!!!!
74. Even *Touga* thinks he's cute... wait, that's not right...
73. He really cares about Anthy
72. He can come up with cool similes about parsley
71. "Wouldn't the word boy*toy* be more appropiate than boy*friend*?"
70. He looks so cute when he's scared!
69. The girls in Utena's class said it all, "He's so cute!"
68. He isn't Mikage
67. Sure, he bought those pictures in episode 8... but he was the only one who felt bad about it
66. He's so cute when he blushes!
65. He blushes a lot!
64. He doesn't want the Power to Bring the World Revolution
63. He thinks Chu-Chu is cute
62. He doesn't abuse Chu-Chu
61. He has big, pretty eyes!
60. He wanted to eat "really spicy curry"
59. He never slaps anybody
58. He never asks Utena why she wears a boy's uniform
57. He's really good at math!
56. He never does anything hurtful to anyone
55. He's in seventh grade.
54. Think about that.
53. No. *Really* think about that.
52. He's respectful of upperclassmen
51. After Touga lost to Utena, he pouted about it through the entire Black Rose Saga. Miki took less than an episode to get over his loss.
50. We all felt so sorry for him when he lost his duel!
49. And even though he lost, he remains one of Utena's only real friends throughout the entire series.
48. Both his English and Japanese voices are cute!
47. He has a cool duel song!
46. He has his own shrine, "Rhapsody in Blue" (see the links page!)
45. He has his own fan club, "The Sunlit Garden"
44. Heck, even his stopwatch has a shrine!
43. He's just... cool...
42. I'll bet he can sing really well
41. He dodges Touga's knives with such skill
40. "Hey, Chu-Chu, maybe I should get a genius boyfriend..."
39. He doesn't send fake letters from End of the World
38. He isn't Akio
37. He writes in a Rose Seal notebook
36. He never hits on anybody
35. He never had a single erotic though until Akio "manipulated" one into his mind
34. He isn't Saionji
33. He likes hearing about people's family problems
32. He's meek, as his name implies
31. He's taking college level courses
30. He's not a pervert
29. "Ki" means "tree."
28. He was the professor dude in the Akio Horror Picture Show
27. He doesn't "manipulate" others
26. His hair matches his eyes
25. He has a cool "spirit sword"
24. The Akio drove itself around the arena during his second duel with Kozue/Anthy in it
23. He played the piano with Anthy
22. He beat Juri in a fencing match and remained modest about it
21. Listen to the way he says Touga's name
20. Listen to the way he says Utena's name
19. Listen to the way he says Anthy's name
18. Listen to the way he says anything at all!
17. He never gets full of himself
16. He's cute even while wearing a fencing mask
15. He's not afraid to cry
14. Whatever reason he has for always clicking that stopwatch, it's gotta be really cool
13. He's cute even as a silhouette
12. He's an anime character. Need I say more?
11. He probably has a really cute laugh
10. He held back Nanami to keep her from attacking Mitsuru
9. He thinks nothing of sitting with his legs crossed
8. And he sits really cute while watching Juri fence in episode 7
7. He makes a cute "ahh...!" sound while running from the kangaroo in episode 6
6. He never gets a crazed look on his face like Saionji or Juri
5. He wants to "protect Anthy's beautiful music"
4. He's even cuter than Mitsuru!
3. "M-Miss Himemiya! I've misjudged you!" (cute!)
2. He doesn't strike erotic poses on beds with pink sheets
1. He's just kawaii!
Kozue leaned over and whispered in Miki's ear.
"YoumeanI-- I... wha..." Miki said, and promptly fainted.
Miki shortly came to again. "Please tell me I didn't really just drink Reanna."
"You just drank Reanna."
After a pause, Miki whimpered, "Excuse me," and ran off.
"Okay, what's going on here?" Sun asked.
Kozue whispered in Sun's ear.
"Oh, my God," Sun said, appalled. She turned to Sun with an identifiable look on her face. "Girl, you are good."
Reanna stormed back into the room, her eyes flaring at Kozue. "I SHOULD KILL YOU!" She stopped, inches from Kozue's face. Kozue walked off.
"Where are you going?"
"To check on my brother." Kozue came back shortly, leading Miki on a leash.
"Kozue, Miki isn't a dog!"
"I know. Your point is?"
"Gimme that!"
As Miki put the bag back on his head, Reanna noticed Sun holding something. "Sun, what is that?"
Sun held up the jar with red goop in it.
"You brought the Touga Jar here?! That means there are two Touga's in this dimension! Do you have any idea what you've done?!"
"No..."
Sun barely got this out before an imense explosion rocked the music room. When everybody came to, half of the room was blown away, and they saw that they had been unconscious all night and morning had come. And everyone noticed something else too.
"Micky, you're back to normal!"
"But still kawaii!"
"Say Micky," Reanna said. "You know what day it is right?"
"I'm not sure of anything right now..." Miki groaned, very much dazed.
"May 28th! Birthday!"
As if on cue (and it probably was), several students entered the room. Someone handed Miki and Kozue a present.
"What is it?" the twins asked in unison.
"Open it!" several of the students said.
"We all chipped in to get you this," Reanna added as Miki and Kozue opened the box. Guess what it was?
