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**Akio drives down the road in... what else... the Akio car, with Reanna in the seat next to him.**
Reanna: Akio-san, just don't do anything stupid this time. Just drive the car.
Akio: I know, I know...
**Akio flips onto the hood of the car**
Reanna: Akio-san, what did I tell you?
Akio: Oh, don't worry, Rea-chan, nothing's going to--
**The Akio car crashes into a marker, flips over a barrier and into the ocean**
Akio: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!....
Reanna: Iiiiii tooooooold yooooooouuuuu!!
ANNOUNCER: People do some strange things to cars...

Okay, that's enough of that. This is my commercial parodies section, where I take normal products and give them an anime twist, either in pictures or text. I only have a few so far, but more will come.
What Slayers character has taken over Bill Cosby's advertizing job?
Which Escaflowne character has a product guaranteed to quench your thirst?
Which La Blue Girl character represents the cutting edge of electronic entertainment?
Which Outlaw Star characters are at the head of the fast food industry?
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