ecchiadventures

1. Get out of my Mind, Get into My Car This was originally going to be a one shot. We all know how that went. I go for a ride in the Akio car and we get lost.

Ecchi Adventures started out with a PG rating... and gradually increased to an R rating. It's now a lime, bordering on lemon. I really reccommend these stories; I think they're some of my funniest works. Please once you read these, sign the guestbook at the bottom of the page to tell me what you think. :)

2. Do I Make you Horny, Baby? I decided to make it a trilogy. Akio drives me around, trying to get me horny so he can make it with me.

4. It's his Party and I'll Cry if I Want To! Oh God no, it's Akio's birthday party and I have to come! (to the party, I mean) There are some wild antics in this one. The series starts to get really ecchi as vibrator-rigged chastity belts and ball gags make an appearance.

5. Boo! Hiss! Banzai! A Melodramatic Adventure! A parody of the cheesy melodrama musicals. You know, the ones with the girl tied to the railroad tracks and the villain with the black cape and cheesy mustache? Yeah, those. Just read it, it's hilarious.

6. Virgin? Reanna Versus the Volcano! The Utena cast and I end up on a desert island and end up in a parody of Castaway, except for the island natives who want to sacrifice me to their volcano god!

7. Space Probed! They're From Uranus? This one went a bit far, but it's probably one of the funniest stories in this series. We all know how much Akio would enjoy being abducted and examined by aliens. Me, on the other hand...

7.5: A Self-Insertion is not a toy! My senior year of high school, our choir sang songs from "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying," including "A Secretary is Not a Toy." I decided it would be the perfect song to parody. The original lyrics are included, in case you don't know them.

8. Dude, Where's my Melef? It's an Utena/ Escaflowne crossover! Muwahahahahahaaaaa!!! I get tied up... AGAIN!! Oh, and you knew you'd see some eventually... TENTACLES!!! Eeheeheehee!

8.5: TEAROAA theme song! A parody of the song "Toobular Boobular Joy" from Mystery Science Theater 3000. I included the original lyrics in case you don't know them.

9. Achira! Kochira! More Adventures in the World of Escaflowne! I wrap up the Escaflowne story with lots of Melef battles, chibis, tentacles, and of course, sexual exploitation!

10. I Don't Want to Live in a Pokemon World! The start of my Utena/Pokemon crossover! Tentacruel and Lickitung alert! Oh, and Chi Chi and Cha Cha get the best of me... again! But I actually end up doing something useful, so that's good! ;)

11. Foolproof! Ambition has a Subtle Foe! I try to execute a plan to get rid of Chi Chi and Cha Cha. One guess as to if it succeeds or not. Plus a guest appearance by Mikage.

11.3.14123950194572...: Planetarium Night (LEMON!!!!) This is the story my friend Furio wrote as a spinoff to Ecchi Adventures. It does not take place within the continuity but is definitely a part of the story. WARNING!!! The story is LEMON (NC-17) and contains bondage, self-insert abuse, coitus copulus, erotic use of chocolate sauce, gagging, erotic use of Akio's projector and various other fun things. It has a REALLY FUNNY ENDING! However, if you are younger than 18 or are offended by such acts, DO NOT READ THIS FIC!!)