Mazoku! based on the song "Dentist!" by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman from "Little Shop of Horrors"

Xelloss: I could be evil but you'd never tell Because I hide it with this smile so well I tease that priestess, pester Lina-san... Cuz' it's my nature -- and it's so much fun! Lina punched me, filia bashed in my head! "Namagomi!" she said! Lina, Amelia, Martina: What did you do? Xelloss: Well let's just say that I knew Just what to do to make that Dragon Priestess turn blue! Cuz' I'm a Mazoku! I am a Monster and it's really swell! Girls: (Swell!) Xelloss: Hai! I'm a Mazoku! I have an urge to lie and raise hell! Girls: (Hell!) Xelloss: Being a knight wouldn't suit me I'd rather crack jokes and cause stress! I am a Mazoku! And I'm a success! Girls: Here he is folks! You'd better watch your back! Watch him using that staff! Holy hell! He's a Mazoku and he brings more harm than help! Lina: I'd magic him away if there were such a spell! filia: Xelloss no baka! Zelgadis: Why is he such a pest? Xelloss: Iiya! Sore wa himitsu desu! I'm a Mazoku! I enjoy how it feels when I'm hit! (filia whacks Xel) Girls: (he loves it!) Xelloss: I'm a Mazoku! And I live off the pain I inflict! Girls: (He really loves it!) Xelloss: I'd inflict harm with my arm or my stick...    (Xelloss "accidentally" trips Amelia with his staff) I know and it shows that I am sadistic! And though it may scare my companions to know... Nowhere-- Nowhere is there anyone more creepy... And I know-- I know that Zelas-sama is proud of me! (Bows respectfully) Cuz' I'm a Mazoku! And a success!