My dog Miki is the cutest dog in the world. He can fence and play the piano.
"What are you doing, Kozue?"
"Putting up a little page on the Internet."
"'Meet my dog.' Kozue, we don't have a-- Kozue that's not funny! Stop that!"
"You don't like it?"
"Iie..."
"But look! I put little doggy ears on you! Don't you think that's kawaii?"
"Kozue, don't put that on the Internet!"
"What's going on here?"
"Reanna, look at the page Kozue's putting up."
*silence*
"That's really cute."
*facefault*