Duelist's Paradise
based on the song "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio

Ashilee and Reanna are sitting around in her dorm.
"It must be cool, fighting duels in the arena and trying to win the Rose Bride and everything."
Reanna laughs. "You have no idea what it's like, Ashilee-kun."
Reanna stands up and whips out a pair of glasses.


As I walk through the schoolyard, I observe and I fear
I take a look at my life
And realize it's pretty weird
'Cause I've been dueling and fighting so long
That even my sensei thinks that my mind is gone
But I'm part of the student council and I should serve it
Win the Rose Bride in a duel, that's just how we do it
Tryin' to gain revolution
That's our solution
We're trying to revolutionize the world
Draw the Sword of Dios from the Anthy girl
As I do, I see myself in the shining blade
Baka, I'm the kettousha that even Touga's 'fraid to challenge
Got my sword set to fight
Fighting duels in the moonlight

Been spending most our lives
Living in a duelist's paradise
All my days and all my nights
Livign in a duelist's paradise
Lots of intense swordfights
Living in a duelist's paradise
Roses are common sights
Living in a duelist's paradise

I'm on the student council, they got me fencing
Grant me the power to bring the world revolution
So I gotta be duelin' but it's hard
Too much elevator riding, always playin' cards
I'm a kendo fighting fool with roses at my breast
Best friend came to my dorm, pulled a sword from my chest
Hangin' in the garden, see pretty flowers
I'm the duelist champion, so don't deny me power
Baka, I know 'bout the arena in the sky
I'm fighting duels night and day, just tell me why
End of the World, you I wanna know what the hell are you?
Wanna know if that letter's true.

What's this song about apocalypse
That we hear when we climb up those steps?
(repeat)

Been spending most our lives
Living in a duelist's paradise
Don't duel, you pay the price
Living in a duelist's paradise
A break from homework would be nice
Living in a duelist's paradise
It's all one big sacrifice
Living in a duelist's paradise

Doing all my homework, fighting all those duels
Minute after minute, feel like a fool
Everybody's wanting, but none of them is seeing
It's Dios that holds the power
Fool, how should I be feeling
To take eternity
But it's just so hard, understand
Gotta do homework, gotta meet teacher's demands
Smash the world's shell
Now can't you tell, this is my life
The Zettai Unmei Mokushiroku, Baka

Been spending most our lives
Living in a duelist's paradise
See castles and shining lights
Living in a duelist's paradise
Never see the same thing twice
Living in a duelist's paradise
So hard to do what's right
Living in a duelist's paradise