"THE SEXY AKIO FROM THE SCHOOL OF OHTORI"
by Reanna King
based on the song "THE LITTLE OLD LADY FROM PASADENA," written and performed by the Beach Boys

 

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It's the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori

The sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)
Has a pretty phallic tower built of several stories
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)
And when he's not busy looking at stars
Drives his sexy shiny red Akio car

And all the students say that there's no one more horny
Than the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori
He drives with lust and he drives with zeal
He's a holy terror when behind the wheel
It's the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori

If you don't see him driving then he's getting his, now
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)
The leather seat in the back's where the action is, now
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)
He can keep his fiancee from learning the story
If he can just keep her out of the observatory

And all the students say that there's no one more horny
Than the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori
He drives real smooth and he drives real fast
He creates quite an uproar when that guy drives past
It's the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori

And all the students say that there's no one more horny
Than the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori
He drives with style and he drives with taste
You just watch yourself, he's anything but chaste
It's the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori

If he offers you a ride, don't let him succeed
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)
He'll take you on a trip, you'll end up with a nosebleed
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)
It'll drive down stairs, it'll drive through glass
If you give it a chance, it'll kick some ass

And all the students say that there's no one more horny
Than the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori
If you want speed, you can get your fill
And if you want pleasure you can get a thrill
It's the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori

(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)
(repeat and fade)