"I THINK I'M A STONE NOW"

parody of "I Think We're Alone Now"

parody lyrics by Reanna King

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Oh what a shame

I think my face is pretty scary

My grandpa's to blame

And it's all his fault that I was

Turned into a man made of stone

Now I only wanna be alone

Now I don't know what to do

I know I take it for "granite" but I honestly don't want it, so I say

I think I'm a stone now

I think this golem thing is a real let down

I think I'm a stone now

And I will never rest 'till my cure is found

Look at the way

Kids run away when they see me

Rezo's gonna pay

I'm the world's most thick-skinned guy

At least I know that I have a clue

I think the Clair Bible holds the truth

Livin' this rocky life, it's a pain

Well my pillow's full of holes and the soft soap is all scratched up and so I say

I think I'm a stone now

I keep getting stared at when I'm in town

I think I'm a stone now

I've got hair made of wire and I'm feeling down

I think I'm a stone now

This whole thing has turned my world upside-down

I think I'm a stone now

It's only just so long before I break down

Amelia thinks that I'm the man

But I wanna be human if I can

This puts a cramp on my social life

They might all say I'm obsessed, but it's my quest and I will never let it go

I think I'm a stone now

I think this golem thing is a real letdown

I think I'm a stone now

And I'm a freak of nature; that's why I frown

I think I'm a stone now

I just down want to weigh four hundred pounds

I think I'm a stone now

They used me as an anchor, I nearly drowned

I think I'm a stone now

What's more that darn Mazoku follows us around

I think I'm a stone now

But I will never rest 'till my cure is found