The Ecchi Adventures of Reanna and Akio

"Theme Song"

by Reanna King

Based on the song "Toobular Boobular Joy" from Mystery Science Theater 3000

This is just a little thing I put together… hope you enjoy it. I consider it the theme song of "The Ecchi Adventures of Reanna and Akio." If you’ve been thinking about reading it, check out this song and it should give you a good idea of what to expect. ;) I guess most of you won’t know the original song… but if you haven’t seen MST3K, I highly recommend it.

HERE ARE THE LYRICS TO THE ORIGINAL SONG:

[On the Satellite: Mike & 'Bots dressed like Vaudeville showmen]

TOM: Say fellas, there sure is a lotta skin in this movie, i'n't there?

MIKE: There sure is!

CROW: Yet despite all the acres of flesh in this film, I just can't come up with a word that describes it.

TOM: Well I can!

MIKE: You can?

TOM: Why sure. [starts singing]

It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
Pendular globular fun!

MIKE: Fleshical-orbital moundular-scoopular?

TOM: Right-o, that's the one!

CROW: Is it gluteal maximal, tushital-crackular
Bunular morning 'till night?

TOM: Well, you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical,
Mastokafleshular right!

ALL: It's an arealogical, autoerotical, toobular boobular joy,
An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy.
A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, calipyligical ball,

CROW: The most bunular-funular,

MIKE: Fruit-of-the-loomular,

CROW: Frenchical-tongular,

TOM: Wabitaboobular,

MIKE & CROW: [slowly while Tom sings next lines]

Movie of them all!

TOM: Pendular-funular, fruit-of-the-loomular,
Frenchical-tongular, wabitaboobular,
Chestaka-orbital, smorgastiboobular,
Tushita-ticular ball!

ALL: Hey!

[Gypsy enters]

GYPSY: Hey guys, how's the movie?

ALL: [singing again]

Oh, it's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
Pendular globular --

MIKE: Oh, man, we got movie sign!

 

And here is my version.

 

AKIO: We’ve been through a lot together, Rea-chan.

REANNA: Don’t remind me.

AKIO: Well… I think our time together has been really… really…

REANNA: Nightmarish?

AKIO: Uh… no…

TOUGA: Despite everything we’ve all been through, I just can’t come up with a word to describe it.

SAIONJI: No, me neither…

AKIO: Well, I can!

ALL (ex. AKIO): You can?

AKIO: Why, sure! (starts singing)

AKIO: It’s breastakaboobical, chastitybeltical

Pervular gropular fun!

(REANNA covers her face and moans)

SAIONJI: Fleshical-chestical moundular-probular?

AKIO: Right-o, that’s the one!

TOUGA: Is it monkeys-in-pantsical, tentacle-crotchular

Nudular morning till night?

REANNA: Cut it out…

AKIO: Well you’re absotistripular, orgy-orgasmical,

Vibrokavaginal right!

REANNA: Please stop…

(ALL ex. REANNA): It’s a mega-molestical, eroti-breastical, toobular boobular joy,

A clitorical-swellular, ecchical-sexular fun for girl and boy!

A nosebleedimal-seedical, mojo-libidical, tiedupandgaggedical ball,

REANNA: Oh, God…

TOUGA: The most coppinafeelular

SAIONJI: Kamasutra-ular

TOUGA: Hentai-climaxular

AKIO: Stimo-erectular

TOUGA and SAIONJI: (slowly while AKIO sings next lines) Fanfic of them all!

AKIO: Slotular-twatular, teasical-strokular

Birthdaysuitisimal, mastoka-spasmical

Randical-glandular, too-tired-to-standular

Horny-as-hellular ball!

ALL: Hey!

REANNA: Are you done now?

AKIO: Yep, we’re all done.

TOUGA: Finished.

SAIONJI: Yep. All done.

REANNA: THANK you.

(AKIO holds up some rope)

AKIO: Ooh, that got me started. C’mere, Reanna, I’ll tie ya up!

REANNA: (runs) GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!

AKIO: Come on, I’ll leave your clothes on… promise!

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