Living La Vida Touga
based on Ricky Martin's song "Living La Vida Loca"

Ashilee and Reanna are sitting in Reanna's dorm. Reanna is looking out the window. She scoffs.
"Looks at that."
"What?"
"Touga Kiryuu, flirting with another girl," she spits out. "I don't believe him."
"He seems okay to me."
Reanna whirls around, her purple hair whipping behind her. "You don't understand what Touga is really like, do you?"
The room goes dim, and a bright red spotlight lands on Reanna.
"HIT IT!" she cries, cueing the introduction music. Reanna starts dancing like Ricky Martin...

He's into revolution
Big swords and fighting duels
I feel there's no solution
That guy's making me a fool
He's into mind manipulation
With girls and boys alike
I've found a new revelation
Just what this man is like

He'll make you lay beside him
And he'll treat you like the guest
He'll make you "duel" the whole night long
And he won't give you no rest
Like a sword pulled from the chest

All day, all the night
He's living la vida Touga
He'll use and throw you 'way
He's living la vida Touga
His hair is devil red
I'm livin' la vida Touga
He will make your night
He's living la vida Touga
Living la vida Touga

Woke up in Touga's bedroom
On a silky pink mattress
He took me home, didn't think I'd want to
He somehow slipped me out of my dress

You hear the sound of his voice
You know the way he'll be dressed
And then you'll see it's now his choice
And you'll become obsessed
Touga wa bishounen desu

(repeat chorus)

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