The Warrior Song

By Reanna King

Based on Monty Python’s "The Lumberjack Song"

Although this isn’t a fic, it’s the first Fushigi Yuugi work, as I’ve only seen it for the first time very recently. I hope to put up lots more, though! If you like, you can email me at reannaking@masakishrine.com

I know I used "Tama-kins," so if you don’t like the pet-name, that’s tough. I needed it to rhyme. Anyways, Nuriko is by far one of my favorite characters (but Chichiri is definitely my favorite!!) and this idea occurred to me while doing my paper route and I whipped it up in about twenty minutes. Enjoy! As for the flute thing, I’m referring to when he tried to play “Chiriko’s” flute near the end of the first season.

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(Spoken)

I just love… being a Warrior!

Working for my country… as I trek through the mighty forests of Konan!

With Miaka and my fellow Celestial Warriors beside me!

And Hotohori-sama by my side… we’d sing… sing… sing!!

(Nuriko begins singing)

I’m a Warrior, I do no wrong

I’m really smart and I’m really strong!

Other Celestial Warriors:

He’s a Warrior, he does no wrong

He’s really smart and he’s really strong!

Nuriko:

I wear a dress, I fight and run, I tie up Tama-kins

I think I look so pretty; I always play to win!

Other Warriors:

He wears a dress, he fights and runs, he ties up Tama-kins

He thinks he looks so pretty; he always plays to win!

All:

He’s (I’m) a Warrior, he (I) does (do) no wrong,

He’s (I’m) really smart and he’s (I’m) really strong!

Nuriko:

I play the flute, I lift big things; I practice every day!

I put on women’s clothing, and I’m extremely gay!

Other Warriors:

He plays the flute, he lifts big things, he practices every day!

He puts on women’s clothing, and he’s extremely gay!

All:

He’s (I’m) a Warrior, he (I) does (do) no wrong,

He’s (I’m) really smart and he’s (I’m) really strong!

Nuriko:

I wear earrings, a pretty dress, a mark upon my chest!

Although I’ve got the clothing, I sure would like some breasts!

Other Warriors:

He wears earrings, a pretty dress, a mark upon his chest!

Although he’s got the clothing, he sure would like some breasts!

All:

He’s (I’m) a Warrior, he (I) does (do) no wrong,

He’s (I’m) really smart and he’s (I’m) really strong!

Nuriko:

I’m a Warrior, I do no wrong!

I’m really smart and I’m really strong!

 

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