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Three indians are chosen to compete in a competition to see who will become cheif. The first one goes out, and comes back the next day with a deer. The villagers ask,"How did you get that?"
So the second indian decides that's easy, he goes out, and the next day, he has a bear. the villagers ask,"How did you get that?"
the indian replies,"Me see tracks, me follow tracks, me get bear."
So the third one decides it will be too easy. He goes out, and the villagers wait. He wasn't back. three weeks later, He comes back in bandages. The villagers ask,"What happened?"
The indian replies,"Me see tracks, me follow tracks, me get hit by train."

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