What it means to give a perfect kiss

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   In order to make the perfect the kiss,
   enable the mighty hug to promote
   to whom we please but one kiss.

   Article 1: The Statement of Love: The Kiss
   1. Kiss on the hand ... I adore you
   2. Kiss on the cheek ... I just want to be friends
   3. Kiss on the neck ... I want you
   4. Kiss on the lips ... I love you
   5. Kiss on the ears ... I'm just playing
   6. Kiss anywhere else ... Let's not get carried away
   7. Look in your eyes ... Kiss me
   8. Playing with your hair ... I can't live without you
   9. Hand on your waist ... I love you too much to let you go

   Article 2: The Three Steps
   1. Girls: If a guy gets fresh with you, slap him
   2. Guys: If a girl slaps you, kiss her
   3. Guys and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it's rude to stare

   Article 3: The Commandments
   1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard
   2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one
   3. Thou shall kiss at every oppurtunity

   **REMEMBER**
   A peach is a peach
   A plum is a plum
   A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue
   So open your mouth, close your eyes
   And give your tongue some excercise!!!

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