Space Coyote Productions Presents:

Another exciting product from Desert Coyote Industries! Sit back, and enjoy!

This is a face of erectile disfunction. (the Typist forced me to put him in here.... sorry Mr. Brannon!)

And so is this.


And this one too.

But the thing is. Nobody cares about that. To tell the truth, nobody WANTS to think about ANY of these wierdos having sex with ANYTHING (even a harmless table lamp)! I, Space Coyote, have come up with a product that will prevent these creitans from EVER getting a hard-on. I call it... "Miiko In A Box."
Upon request, I will send a cleverly disguised box (pictured below) to an unsuspecting victim.

Upon opening the box, the recipiant will discover a rather unpleasent surprise:

Except, she'll be nekkid. 100% nekkid. And... she'll attempt to have sex with the recipiant. Guarenteed to turn ANY man (or woman) off of sex for life. She may look cute and cudley, but under that disgustingly cute exterior, is a body to match. Posies are practically growing out of her ass. You can have a Miiko sent to the person of your choice for a reasonable price (listed below)

1 Miiko, delivered over-night: $170
20 Miikos, delivered immediatly: $1000.42

I can only deliver 1 Miiko, or 20. I should be able to upgrade my operation to cater to orders of 2-19 after about 3 sales. Now... do your duty to society, and MAKE THOSE BIZKITS LIMP!!!!