Wanted a mom:
...who comes equipped with a zipper on her mouth.
...who understands dirty uniforms.
...who can cook really well.
...who doesn't know the word, 'grounded'.
...who doesn't know how to scream.
...who enjoys seeing her daughter play video games.
...who isn't a 'hag'.
...who understands that TV is better than studying.
...who can hang out the bedding after Minako's
   off the bed.
...who just isn't anything like her real mom.