Do you not hear me anymore?
I know it's not your thing to care.
I know it's cool to be so bored
But it sucks me in,
It sucks, it works.
I guess it's cool to be alone.

Will you never rest
Fighting the battle of who could care less?
Everyday you wake up late.
Sometimes I wish I was
That way.

And you think Rockford Files is cool,
But there are some things
That you would change if it were up to you.
So think about your masterpiece.
Watch some Rockford Files,
And call to see if Paul can score some weed.

Do you never rest
Fighting the battle of who could care less?
Unearned unhappiness,
That's alright, I guess.

I've got this great idea.
Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fuckin' Mint?
Fine pewter portraits of General Apathy
And Major Boredom singing
"Whatever and ever, amen."

Oh well, maybe not, try again.
This should cheer you up for sure.
See, I've got your old I.D.,
And you're all dressed up like The Cure.

You never rest
Fighting the battle of who could care less?
Unearned unhappiness,
You're my hero, I confess.