Both: WHAT!?
Miyu: How did I become the mom?
Kanata: I'm only in the 8th grade, no way I'll be the dad!!!
Baby: Ah. Papa! Mama!
Kanata: Hey, I'm sorry, we are not your papa and mama. And, I want to know
where you came from.
Baby: Ah, DA!! ( He threw something at Kanata)
Miyu: No way, you have to be nice. ( Smiles nicely) Baby dearest, please
tell me. Tell me where are your parents?
Baby: ( Picks up a pen and draws beards on her face) AH.
Kanata: No matter what we do, he can't understand!
Miyu: All we have is this thing. ( Referring to the UFO)
Kanata: But, it's too hard! We can't figure out what this is.
Miyu: Is he really an alien? Ah. Maybe, a millionaire built a UFO for his
precious son!
Kanata: Can humans fly in the air?
Miyu: Wait! Isn't this the newest kind of …
(She takes off the baby's clothes and he farted. She falls down in shock.)
Kanata: Hey! Stop playing around! Get up!
The phone rang
Kanata: Hello? Oh yes. Please wait. Miyu, phone call from your mom!
Miyu: What?
Kanata: She's a scientist, maybe she'll know something. Go ask her.
Miyu narration: Yeah, if I ask her, maybe.
Miyu: Hello? Mom?
Mom: Miyu? Listen. Your mommy is watching the dissection of an alien!
(Her mom is very excited, but Miyu is not taking this too well.)
Mom: This is NASA's top secret tape. It's so good. There really are aliens,
I want to dissect one too.
(Behind her on the screen, there is an alien doing a "V" sign)
Mom: Did you know? They say there is a UFO sighting yesterday.
Miyu: (hangs up the phone).
Kanata: What's wrong?
Miyu: Talking to mom right now, 8 out of 10 chances the baby will get dissected.
What are we suppose to do, we don't know anything about babies!
(The baby picks up a lock of Miyu's hair. Miyu takes off the kitty thing off
his shirt.)
Miyu: I noticed this a while ago, what is it?
Baby: Wan.wannya! Wan.nya! Wannya!
Miyu: What? Wannya?
Kanata: Wannya?
He leans forward for a better look, his hair touches the kitty and it
sneezed.
Kitty: Ah. CHU!!!
The kitty disappears and a bigger version of it appears on the floor.
Kitty: Where am I? Master Ru!
Baby: Wannya!
Wannya: Master Ru!
Miyu: More weird things!
Kanata: appeared.
Wannya: We are at Earth, there are no dangerous substance on the air.
(It's typing on the UFO)
Wannya: The super translation system and the protection system aren't
damaged.
After a while, Wannya finishes.
Wannya: ( drinking tea) I came from a place that is 1,200,000 light years
away from here- the planet Odo(I'm not sure about this). I'm a pet
housekeeper.
Both: Pet housekeeper?
Wannya: I have a notification, see? I'm a pet that can take care of babies.
Master Ru and I had an accident.
Kanata: So his name is Ru.
Wannya: It was a very nice day.
Flashback
Woman: Ru, you want to go outside?
Man: Wannya, please take Ru outside.
(They kinda look like Miyu and Kanata)
Wannya: (holding the UFO they were in, it suppose to be a baby carriage)
It's a good day, Master Ru.
Wannya narration: But just then.
Alarm: PI! PI! PI! PI! PI! PI! PI!
Wannya: This is the alarm for abnormal phenomena! Gotta turn, it off.
Wannya and Ru got sucked in a black hole, Wannya became smaller.
Wannya: Oh no!
Present time
Wannya: Time and space somehow changed, that's why we are at a far away
place like this. The carriage's SOS system still works, I think some one
will save us soon. But it might take a year. PLEASE! Let us stay!
Kanata: How about you go to the direction the planet Odo is, and meet half
way? It would be faster.
Wannya: But it's a baby carriage.
Miyu gets up to go to the bathroom, she trips on the wire and Kanata dropped
the carriage. The carriage is very damaged.
Both: Sorry!
Wannya: Now there is no way we can go back! And you guys don't want us stay,
what should a poor housekeeper do? (It's crying)
Miyu: But.I already decided to leave.
Wannya: You are not going to help us? Earth people are so MEAN!
Miyu: That's not it, the person that can decide is not me, it's him.
Ru: Pa.Ma.ma
He holds up a lock of Miyu's hair and Kanata's shirt.
Ru: Ma.ma.Papa!
Miyu and Kanata look at Ru.
Wannya: Master Ru!
Narration: Ru-kun.If he knows that he's at a new place, and his parents are
not there, he's going to feel lonely. I have two very busy parents, I know
how he would feel.
Miyu: Ah.Is it okay.is it okay for us to stay?
Kanata: Then.we'll stop fighting momentarily.
Miyu and Wannya: Huh?
Kanata: Since you are here, I have to take care of you. Besides, this is our
fault. Compared to one, two heads are better.
Wannya: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Kanata: Then.from now on, all of us will live together.
Alarm: PI, PI, PI, PI, PI
Wannya: AH! That’s the diaper alarm. The diaper will only work for three more
hours! Do you have any diapers? AH! Is there milk?
Both: Why would me have those things.
Later, they changed into an all black suit. Wannya changed into its small
form and stuck onto Miyu's shirt.
They walked down the street and some of their neighbors started to talk
about them.
Kanata: We can't tell them the truth right now.
Miyu: But doesn't this catch people's eye? (Referring to the black suit)
At the some store
Miyu: Wannya and I'll buy the diapers and stuff.
Kanata: Then we'll meet at the front desk.
Miyu: (pointing at a milk brand) Is this big enough?
Wannya: Is there a bigger one? Take the one above.
Other shoppers are talking about them.
On the other hand, Kanata and Ru are at the toys section. Ru-kun saw this
toy and doesn't want let go.
Kanata: No way, it's too big.
Ru started to cry really LOUD, that made the store manager drop something
really valuable.
Later, Miyu: What happened?
Kanata: I'm so tired, the candy stopped him.
Ru spots something and smiles.
Cashier: It's four thousand, two hundred thirty.
Miyu: Hey! Where is Ru-kun?
The cart is empty.
Wannya: I'll go this way
Both: Ru! Ru!
Kanata: Where did he go?
Miyu: He couldn't have left!
Kanata: Been kidnapped!
Meanwhile, Ru is walking down the street on something. He sees some kids
watching TV.
Miyu and Kanata is still looking for him.
Miyu: I'm out of breath.
Kanata: Where could he have been taken to?
Kanata: AH! Look over there!
Ru is on something, climbing up a tower.
Both: Be careful!
Miyu: Fast! We have to save him fast!
Kanata: I'll go save him!
Miyu: I'll go too!
Kanata: No, it's too dangerous! My dad wants me to take care of you, so I can't
let you get hurt.
Miyu: I have to go. I let you take care of Ru before. On Earth, I'm Ru's
mom.
Later, they get to the top.
Kanata: What?
They see that Ru is on the toy he wanted from before.
Miyu: What happened?
Kanata: Isn't that the toy he wanted?
Miyu: Ru-chan! You are a nice little baby, come over here.
Kanata: Ru!
Ru: Ah?
Miyu: Ru, come over here!
Ru: Mama!
He drops the toy and lands on Miyu.
Miyu: He's.asleep.
Much later
Miyu: It was Ru that-
Kanata: Made the toy move.
Miyu:WANNYA!
Wannya: What?
Miyu: Why didn't you tell us that he could do that?
Wannya: Didn't I tell you that?
Kanata: People! Shut up and start eating.
View of Ru sleeping. (It's soooo cute)