The Debate Continues.....

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, least of all the X-Men, suing me is pointless.

Notes: The argument over wether or not Angelo should even attempt to ask Jubilee out heats up and goes stupid....

Dedication: Kim, you still owe me six bucks.

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ANGELO [smirking]
Okay, it's confirmed, this isn't a school it's a mental hospital. Jubilee and Gambit are even more far fetched than her and Logan.

PAIGE
I agree with you Ange, but remember Jubilee is crazy and with her anything is possible.

ANGELO
Yeah, like her saying yes to going out on a date with me to the movies.

EVERETT
And when is she suppose to go, before or after Logan KILLS you.

ANGELO
Look, Logan is a stand up guy. Jubilee is his sorta kinda maybe daughter....

JONO
If that is true, Mate, why didn't he adopt her?

ANGELO
What are you talkin' about?

JONO
He adopted some kid in Japan he hardly sees or talks to, but Jubilee is attached to him at the hip and he won't adopt her.

EMMA
I never thought about that before.

ANGELO
He never adopted Kitty.

PAIGE
Her folks are still alive,plus Kitty has a JONES for Colossus. If he really thought of Jubilee as his kid, he could have adopted her easily. Her parents are dead, the Professor would have gladly signed the papers, yet this possibility has never even been considered. And as for the excuse of him not adopting her because he is never around, he is around Amiko far less than he is around Jubilee. Sounds like a plan to me.

EVERYONE
MMMMMMMMMMMM....

SEAN[appearing through the den door]
What in Ireland are y'all talkin' 'bout so seriously?

PAIGE
Wolverine and Jubilee

ANGELO
No we're not, we're talking about me asking her out.

SEAN
Why? Is Logan dead or something?

ANGELO [screaming]
AHHHH!!!! Not you too, what, are you guys like their cheering committee or something?

SEAN
No, actually I think you and Jae would make a good [snickering] couple. AAHHHHHHHH!

EVERETT[eyebrow raised]
Yeah, but a couple of what?

SCENE
Monet comes in..

MONET
What's going on?

PAIGE
Ange, here thinks he and Jubilee are made for each other.

MONET[smiling]
I agree, a dummy for a dummy.

ANGELO[eyes narrowed]
I never did like you.

MONET
Whatever, look Angelo, as much fun as it would be for me to see you and the little pain in the ass together. The facts are that She and Gambit will end up together.

JONO
Here we go again with this nonscense.

MONET
It's not NONSCENSE . Logan is too much of a wonderer, he probably will sleep with her once but that's it. Gambit has a knack for picking up heartbroken woman, besides Logan would freak out, thus giving Jubilee the attention she wants from him. Then Gambit would rush in and make it all worse by like...

PAIGE
What about Rogue?

MONET
What about the swamp rat? She after Colossus now, Gambit's heart it broke, Jubilee's heart will be broken, one thing to another.

PAIGE
You think Jubes and Logan will do the wild thing once?

MONET
Yes, he does love her, even now, but he wonders too much to settle down. Or he could just take her with him, that would romantic. The two of them against the world kind of .....

ANGELO
Okay, that's it you guys are nutz, Planters nuts. First, Jubilee and I don't have a chance because of Logan, then we don't because of Gambit. Now we're back to Logan, next thing you'll be saying is Bishop wants her.

JONO
Well he did kinda save her from Sabertooth that time when he went nutz in the mansion.

EVERYONE
Yeah that is true.

ANGELO
What the hell....

SCENE
Enter Artie and Leech

LEECH
Jubilee not marry Logan or Gambit or Bishop, Jubilee will marry Leech.

EMMA [lowering her head]
Oh for God's sakes.

SEAN
Leech, my boy, did you fall out the treehouse again?

LEECH
Yes Leech did fall again, How does Sean know?

SEAN
Come on Lad to MedLab with ya.

SCENE
Sean, Artie, and Leech leave.

ANGELO
Don't believe this, who don't you guys think wants to be with Jubilee.

PAIGE
Scott..

EVERETT
He don't count, Jean has him whipped like bondage.

MONET
Everett...

ANGELO & JONO[snickering]
RIIIIIIIIIIIGGHT


Sometime later...

SCENE
Jubilee returns home with a ton of shopping bags and Logan...the guys are in the den still playing Tekken Tag .

JUBILEE[tongue out]
WHAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP!

JONO,EVERETT & ANGELO
WHAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!

JUBILEE
Miss me?

ANGELO[with all eyes on him]
Like Tupac.

LOGAN
Who's Twopack.

JUBILEE
Never mind, I got everyone something.

SCENE
The guys drop their controllers and run over... noting that both Jubilee and Logan have changed clothes.

ANGELO
So where did you two go?

JUBILEE[pinching his cheek]
DUH! The mall silly. Here ya go Everett- Lil' Kim's CD, Jono- Papa Roach and for you Angelo- the Ninja Scroll DVD.

EVERYONE[giving her a three way kiss on her cheeks]
Thanks.

LOGAN
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

EVERETT[Nodging Angelo}
See...

JUBILEE
See what?

THE GUYS
NOTHING!!!!!!!