The Alphabet of What *Not* to Name Your Children:

A: Antinöos, Ajax, Archibald, Ambrosia, Angora, alliterative names, Azusa, Avril, Arienhrod, America Gross

B: Beulah, Bacchus, Barbarino, Buffy, Bitra, Beryl

C: Caligula, Chastity (Belt :), Clytemnestra

D: Dirk, Dick Deadeye, Dantris

E: Enola Gay, Elspeth

F: anything having to do with Flower Children, Fate, Formica

G: Gargantua, Georgy Porgy, Graham, Gonzo

H: Hermaphroditus, Humility, Hercules, hypenated names, Hulda, Hey, you!, He-man

I: Ilmarinen, Isolde, Infinity, Ichibald

J: Jacobian, Jewel, Jadeite

K: Kylara, Kaen (as in the OAV)

L: Lancelot (Lancelet :), Loki, Linoleum

M: Mordred, Merlin, Mandrake, Myrtle, Miboshi

N: Nero, Nephrite

O: Odysseus, Oedipus, Orpheus, Orlando

P: Pookie, Pongo, Persephone August

Q: Quixote (as a first name)

R: Rollo, Rolan, Rudolph, Rini (eevviill!), Raissa Booze

S: Sohcahtoa :), Skif, Sparks, Star, Sunshine, She-ra

T: Telemachos, Tantris, Theodora, Turtle

U: Ulysses

V: Varzil (the good), Väinämöinen, Vanyel

W: Waldo, Weirdo

X: Xena

Y: Yfandes, Yellow Fat {English translation of a Chinese name}

Z: Zenobia, Zeus, Zenith, Zoisite (that includes Zoycite, Zoicite, et al.)

(The names Nakago, Soi, and Tomo were once on the above list also, but I was forced by held at gunpoint and very calmly requested by Serena to remove them. Ask her why. ---D)

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