The Suzaku seishi were walking down the road one bright, happy morning. There was absolutely no reason for them to be walking down the road, they weren't walking anywhere, nor were they walking away from something. They just felt like walking. Miaka was in the lead, of course, in the position of most likeliness to get carried off of harmed in some way. Tamahome was behind her and then Hotohori, who was trying to brush his hair and keep up a fast pace at the same time, which wasn't working. Every once and a while he would trip and stumble over his long robes. Hoto was so embarrassed that such a beautiful and generally wonderful person such as he even knew how to trip, so he tended to keep to the side of the road so no one would notice him. Nuriko did, because she was daydreaming about life with Hoto and tended to keep her eyes fixed on his back. Whenever Hoto would trip, Nuriko was right there to help him regain his balance. The author pauses to look at what she's writing and realizes that it has nothing to do with the rest of the story and that she should get on with it instead of talking about how wonderful Hoto and Nuriko would be together. Chiriko was close to tears because Tasuki's was teasing him about Chiriko's power and how dinky it was compared to Tasuki's and how wonderful Tasuki's was and blah, blah, blah. To show off, Tasuki took out his halisen and lit Chiriko's hair on fire. This burned off his cute little ponytail. Having a power that wasn't really tangible, Chiriko threw his ever-present book at Tasuki. It bounced off Tasuki's head and started a near fight between an 18 year-old and a 6 year-old. Mitsukake threw himself between them and broke up the fight. No one else noticed the near disaster. Chichiri abruptly stopped, which caused Chiriko to bump into him, which started him on a crying jag. Only Mitsukake saw and consoled him. Chichiri faced the others and allowed time for the inevitable music foreshadowing...Chichiri waited.

"Anou...Hello? Writer? I need music here no da. I'm about to make and important announcement no da. Please?"

"What? Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry." The writer makes her cameo in the story. Dun, Dun, Dun!!!

"There is something wrong here no da!" Chichiri said dramatically.

"When is there not something wrong?" Tamahome complained through Miaka, who had thrown herself on Tamahome when Chichiri said his decree. Chiriko started sobbing louder when he heard someone take over his position as Know-It-All (tm). This time Nuriko walked over to him, sighed, and kneeled down to pick up the sobbing child. Chiriko's cries ended immediately. Everyone loves Nuriko.

"Ummm...,"Chichiri sighed, "There is something wrong here because if I'm reading the script correctly-". "You aren't!" Tasuki put in.

"Ahem. Now the script says Amiboshi should enter soon and after that, things get rather messy and I was thinking that the scenery should be a little darker, you know, some rain here, a little lightning there- "A girl in a short green fuku cleared her throat.

"Jupiter Thunderclap ZAP!!!!" She made some cool Hand Gestures (tm) and thunder flew from her up-stretched arms and hit Chiriko. She struck a pose and started on a long and boring speech about how she was sworn to protect the moon princess from harm and several diversions on how cute her ex-boyfriend Freddy was and more interesting stuff like that. Chichiri grimaced.

"Look, writer, I said LIGHTNING!!! Not thunder!!! LIGHTNING!!!"

"How rude!" The girl flipped her ponytail as she struck another pose. "My name's Lita, but since this isn't Dic territory-"

"Thank god!" Nuriko murmured." Who knows what those hentai perverts might do to me!!"

"You can call me Mako-chan." Lita continued without a beat." Hey! You're pretty cute! What's your name?". Tasuki looked around to see who she was talking to and realized it was himself.

"Anou...",Tasuki has a change of heart, "Well, arigatou, Mako-chan. Wanna go out for some sake?"

"Sure! See you guys-Gotta book it!"The Sailor Senshi vanished with Tasuki right behind her. The author decides to settle some issues before they drag on too long.

"Chichiri, I'll leave the scenery anyway I want to. Oh, and, Chichiri-don't shout "lightning" too loud. Who know who might show up? Remember, we don't want her here until later." Suddenly fireworks exploded over the water that suddenly appeared in the background. Amiboshi walked on scene and the author fainted. After she was revived by a large German Shepherd licking her face, she picked up the keyboard and started typing again. Amiboshi was wearing Kaika's clothes, by the author's pesky sister's request. "Hey guys. How are you?".Chiriko, touchy enough on that subject, burst into tears-again."What'd I say?"Amiboshi looked bewildered.

"Nothing, Amiboshi. He's just been touchy."Hotohori gets his first line in!!!

"Can I talk to the author?". Chichiri has a bone to pick with her.

"Author? Someone's writing this?". Mitsukake looked confused, as always.

"Of course! Where have you been? Someone has always written this."Nuriko looked smug.

"That doesn't seem right somehow...I can't be a fictional character!!!"Tamahome brings up a formerly latent subject.

"Oh no!"The author sighs and quickly tries to find a way to turn the conversation around. As if summoned, Serena/Usagi/Moon Princess/Sailor Moon/Usako/Neo-Queen Serena/blah/blah/blah walked in.

"Excuse me? Hey, Author?"Tamahome glared at Sailor Moon for knowing more than he did and contemplated challenging her to a duel. Suddenly the author's fantasy world takes over. It's Serena starring as Valerie and Darien as Miracle Max.

Darien's in with some of his rose-repairmen, telling them lies about what he really uses them for. Serena, his demanding and insane girlfriend, runs in from the back where she was perfecting her latest attack. She points one long, skinny finger at Darien.

"Liar!!!Liar!!!"She screeches. Darien looks about nervously.

"Get back, witch!"He shouts.

"Witch?! I'm a witch now? Well, we'll see how you like my new attack!!! "Serena prepares with some Nifty Hand Movements (tm).

Darien shushes her.

"What are you doing? That's not in the script!!!"

"Oh, yeah, sorry. Umm, I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! Uh-girlfriend..uh..ex-girlfriend..oh, whatever."

"Not whatever!!! I broke up with you for very important reasons of my own."Darien defends himself.

"Yeah, so what are they, you Nega- creep!"

"Will you cut that out already?! You destroyed the Nega-verse, remember? Oh, no, stupid question. If I can't remember, why should you? Anyway, they're gone!! Stop calling everyone you meet Nega-spies!! It's damned annoying."

The fantasy disintegrates into a squalling catfight.