RJ: Hello Minna! Welcome to the Seiryuu Talk Show. ( since IRL I like the Seiryuu side) I'm RJ, your host, and today we have the electric youth/whore, SOI! (audience cheers, well at least the Seiryuu Seishi cheer) Soi: Hello RJ! RJ: Hi Soi! How are you? Thanks for being on my show! Soi: It's my pleasure...but before we begin may I say--- RJ: SO, here is my first question.... Would you ever get naked with Tamahome? Soi: I have, actually. RJ: Is he any good? Soi: Not as good as Nakago. Or Miboshi for that matter. I mean really, he's got a tiny !@$#%*& and can't f**ck. Once he's naked he's already asleep. Miaka: (mumbling) I could have told you that. Soi: Yeah Miaka! He thinks that he's the man! Well, sorry, but he isn't. Miaka: You know what I don't like? When he blah blah blah Miaka and Soi::proceed to talk away and drink Starbucks and BS about how bad a sexual partner Tamahome is:: RJ: **sweatdrop** Yeah......okay. Now for my next guest, we have Mr. Fruitcake ..err.....Tomo! (Tomo walks out....nobody says anything. Some coughs are heard in the distance.) RJ: Welcome Tomo! Tomo: Hello RJ! RJ: Well, is it true that you tried to seduce Nakago by making yourself look like Soi? Tomo: Actually, I tried to make Soi look like me, but that plan didn't work. RJ: Of course it wouldn't work! If you tried to make Soi.... Tomo: May I ask YOU a question RJ? RJ: No. I am the host here. Tomo: Oh. RJ: Now, who would you rather get naked with? Tamahome or Tasuki? Tomo: I would really like to do it with Mitsukake....ohh...what a big strong man. Ohh baby. You can "heal" me anyday. RJ: What if we told you we could arrange that? Tomo: You can? RJ: No, but what would you say if we told you we could arrange that? Tomo: I would dress in drag! RJ: We could arrange that! since RJ doesn't like Tomo, Nakago and Suboshi come out and drag Tomo across the floor. The floor has broken glass on it. And acid And stuff that hurts! Therefore, we did arrange him to be in drag! Just not in what type of drag, but drag in general. Tomo: **goes home** RJ: Well that proves that he is sicker than I first thought. Loud West Indian Girl: No no no no! You shouldn't be saying that! You don't know him, you can't judge him...blah blah blah.. Audience: **cheers** RJ: **has the Seiryuu symbol much similar to a Kaijin symbol on his forehead.** Audience: **shuts up** RJ: Well, that's our show for today! Please tune in next time, when we have Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune on our show! ((cue Rickie Lake music)) RJ's voice: Are you sick? Mentally? Have a poor sex life? What about a poor social life? If you answered yes to all of these, then you can be a guest on our show. Next Time's topic :" You Wimpy Senshi! How dare you be a hetero." Just write for tickets at seiryuu-lake@fakeaddress.com Audience: Go RJ! Go RJ! Go RJ! (cue RJ backstage with a cigarette. He is now complaining about his slave wages where he only gets paid 1.5 million dollars a week.)
