I'm not really positive I'm trying to be funny here.. just weird... BTW, Audience members are people of CSG who's names have been changed to protect the innocent an all.. heh heh...

Cali: Welcome back minna. In this segment we have managed to brib--- er talk Suzaku seishi Tasuki's best friend Kouji into coming on our show.
Kouji: Um.. hi when do I get paid?
Cali: just anwser the questions So, Kouji-san, how long have you known Tasuki?
Kouji: Um... a long time...
Cali: When did you first meet Tasuki?
Kouji: Um... you know what.. I have no idea
Cali: Do you know ANYTHING?
Kouji: If I hadn't had 2 bottles of sake before coming I'd be more helpful, really
Cali: Ba-ka... Alright, alright... so, can you tell us anything praticulary intresting about you're friend?
Kouji: Ummm... he likes to.. oh I couldn't say that here ^_^*... ummm... he drinks, a lot and he says he hates women but for some reason that changes when he can get one of them to... errr... you know most of the stuff that you'd find really intresting about Gen-chan I can't say in polite company
Cali::sweatdrop:: Well...

Sees a girl, Rebecca, in the audience raising her hand, points to her:: Yes, you have a question for our guest?
Rebecca::stands up:: Hai, i want to know what Tasuki is like when you two are alone?
Kouji: are you implying something Errr.. well... how do you mean?
Rebecca: Well, you spend the most time with him, what is he like?
Kouji: Well.. he's real nice, the kinda guy that sticks by ya in a jam. But he's got one hell of a temper so sometimes I gotta bail him out when he gets himself in a mess. He drinks a little too much... but hey, don't we all?
Cali: Intresting, so, tell me, are the rumors about Tasuki having more than friendly affection for Miaka true?
Kouji: I'm not at the liberty to tell you that
Cali: Why not?
Kouji: Cause I have to live with the guy and if I say anything it might come out wrong and then I might not be avalibe for talk show apperences for a while

::smiles poiletly::

Cali::smirks slightly:: So, does Tasuki beat you when he's drunk or angery?
Kouji: Hell no, you're a weirdo, nothing more than friendly brawling, and he's not a violent drunk so just... ::flicks her off out of view of the cameras::
Cali::rolls her eyes:: Alright, so... ::looks out into audience, points to girl, um, Honey...:: Yes, you have a question?
Honey: Who did Tasuki lose his virginity to?
Kouji::sweatdrop:: Well... this is an embarrasing question... actually I don know her name... some prostitute... long story...
Cali: Want to tell us?
Kouji: Not really... ::sweatdrop::
Cali: What about you?
Kouji: eh?
Cali: Who lost their virginity first, you or Tasuki?
Kouji: Well me but.. hey is it any of your business?!?
Cali: Inquiring minds want to know
Kouji: I'm not saying anything else damn it... this is embarrasing....
Cali: Alright alright, do you ever feel jealous, of Tasuki being the leader, ranking above you?
Kouji: Nah, no way I'd ever be as good a leader as him. He can be a ditz but he's a good leader, people like him
Cali: But he is, as you say, a ditz?
Kouji: Well... yeah.. and he dosen't watch his mouth either... he can be a real baka ass, but he means well... 52% of the time... jeez I hope Genrou dosen't watch this....
Cali: So, someone asked this before the show, have you and Tasuki ever had any sort of.. homosexual relationship?
Kouji: what sorta question is that?
Cali: Anwser anwser...
Kouji: NO, he's my BEST FRIEND
Cali: That aside, you've never done anything? at all?
Kouji: no way

person in a cloak::walks onto the stage:: Yes they have! They do stuff like that all the time, and they're noisy about it! Ya can't even get to sleep sometimes because of it!!!
Kouji: who the fuck are you?

::looks POed::

Person: That's not all, once these people stayed there, the um.. Suzaku sechiseishi and Kouji tried to get the one called Nuriko to sleep with him and was almost ta' 3rd base before he figured out the gal was a guy!!
Hotohori: Is that why we were all put in seperate rooms?
Nuriko:IT'S A LIE!!! I DIDN'T!!!
Kouji::to person:: What the hell are ya talkin about?
Person: I got more dirt on these people, see, Suzaku no Miko has actually slept with not only with Tasuki, Hotohori, Nuriko and Chichiri, but Nakago and Amiboshi too!!! And she still hasn't done anything with Tamahome yet!!
Tamahome::shocked::
Miaka::in audience:: THAT'S NOT TRUE!! THIS PERSON'S A QUACK!!!
Kouji: Okay, you are definitly not from Mnt. Leikaku, come'ere bastard!

::jumps at him::

Person: WAAAGGHHH ::falls back, cloak falls off::
Amiboshi: SUBOSHI!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I SLEPT WITH MIAKA?!?! ..... I most certanily did not!!
Suboshi:: eh.. heh heh... I'll be going now
Kouji::grabs Suboshi and ties him up:: No way, you're dead, hentai!!

::unsheathes sword::

Cali: Heh heh When we come back we'll ask more rude personal questions.. er I mean we'll talk some more with our guests and learn what happens to that erotic brat Suboshi ::motins for camera man to shut off the camera::
Suboshi: WHY DO PEOPLE CALL ME THAT
Teyusta::puts his arm around Yui:: JUST STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND MAN!!!!!
Suboshi: Go to -beep- you fu---

::camera shuts off::

ooookay.. see what Cali writes when Cali is bored.. you should get OL more and talk to Cali.. she turn scary... heh heh heh heh

=^.^=

Email: --Cali